Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week starts with tornado warnings that never happen, a $80 hat getting launched into another state, and a strong belief that meteorologists might just be professional guessers.

It of course wouldn’t be Bloodline Banter if we didn’t spiral into Nashville traffic, potholes with their own zip codes (like seriously you could go swimming in them after a rainy day), and why half the people on the road should have their license revoked immediately. Naturally, this leads us into a full debate on marriage, why it might just be a lifelong contract to be irritated, and whether anyone can realistically live with the same person for 50 years without losing their mind.

Things really take a turn when we get into Walmart, parenting, and the very controversial opinion that gentle parenting might not be built for every child. Let’s just say Mr. Leather makes an appearance and childhood discipline stories get… colorful.

We also cover Target self-checkout crimes (including one woman in a serious hurry with a very specific purchase), why grapefruit tastes like an exclamation point, and the growing concern that some of y’all should not be allowed to post your personal business on Facebook if you don’t want questions. Like you’re truly asking for it.

We also of course could not forget everyone’s favorite segment, Cousin Counsel, where y’all’s stories somehow continue to leave us shocked and confused. If you’ve ever questioned the weather app, gotten irrationally mad in a Target line, or felt personally attacked by a grapefruit… then this episode will really hit home.

Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel to bloodlinebanter@thecastcollective.com! Who knows you might even get a surprise call on the episode.

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