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🚨 INVISIBLE EYELIDS, HARRY BOT-TER & THE DUMBEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL TAKE SERIOUSLY 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate our guest Joe’s birthday the only way we know how… by immediately asking questions that no sane person has ever needed answered.

We kick things off with classic chaos:
Would you rather have grass for hair or butterfly wings for ears?
If you were invisible… could you see through your eyelids?
And if flying only worked at 4 mph, are you still taking it?

From there, things get aggressively stupid in the best way.

We debate whether Spider-Man is actually sticky or if it’s just the suit doing all the work, question if dogs lick us because they know we’re just walking skeletons, and try to figure out what nationality a baby has if it’s born mid-flight over the ocean.

Naturally, this leads into important discussions like:
What are people from Belize called?
What was Captain Morgan’s first mate’s name?
And why Apple Notes has become the collective brain for three grown adults who can’t remember anything.

Things escalate when David reads a completely unhinged Harry Potter chapter written by a bot, and a fake political debate generated after feeding a bot hundreds of hours of real ones. Both are somehow more coherent than expected.

From there it’s pure chaos:
• Guess the Movie from Shrimp (yes, really)
• A brutal Easter candy debate involving Starburst jelly beans
• Morbid but hilarious reflections on people from high school
• Chris getting personally offended that someone owns Red Dead Redemption 2 and hasn’t played it

We wrap it up with Try Not To Laugh, Pour Choices, and AskReddit questions about who will still be famous in 200 years and what the male equivalent of having no skills and turning to soliciting is.

It’s absurd hypotheticals, pop culture debates, and three guys confidently answering questions that should’ve been ignored.

If you like comedy podcasts with ridiculous energy, dumb games, weird science questions, and conversations that make you question everything… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU START QUESTIONING YOUR OWN EYELIDS 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:12 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE!
5:00 – GRASS HAIR OR BUTTERFLY WING EARS?
6:58 – CAPTAIN MORGAN’S FIRST MATE DEBATE
7:43 – INVISIBLE EYELIDS QUESTION
9:41 – FLYING AT 4 MPH (WORTH IT?)
10:50 – IS SPIDER-MAN STICKY, OR IS HIS SUIT STICKY?
12:36 – WHY DO DOGS LICK US?
13:40 – BORN IN TRANSIT
17:45 – DON’T STOP BELIZEAN
19:03 – BLITZ SPORTS MEDIA
21:29 – APPLE NOTES
25:51 – HERMIONE HAS FORGOTTEN HOW TO DANCE
37:05 – TRUMP VS BIDEN – BOT SHOWDOWN
38:38 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE SHRIMP
45:45 – EASTER CANDY HOT TAKE
47:28 – SOMETHING REALLY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN
51:51 – THE PLAYSTATION PAPERWEIGHT
55:04 – DREAMING OF A FANTA-SEA
56:32 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH
59:50 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES­­
1:01:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHICH PERSON ALIVE RIGHT NOW WILL STILL BE FAMOUS IN 200 YEARS?
1:09:19 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE MALE EQUIVALENT OF TURNING TO PROSTITUTION?
1:14:57 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:18:14 – OUTRO

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