Ah, the Greeks. The birth-people of democracy, definers of love and logic. But when the two Philosopher Kings of the city of Hollywood, Greece cannot come to a reasoned compromise, certain other actions must be invoked.

This episode featured PJ Nally, Ethan Crump, Ross Neal, and Drew Robinson.

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'Toccata' from L'Orfeo by Claudio Monteverdi, performed by The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps — freemusicarchive.org — Public Domain Mark 1.0

'Achaidh Cheide' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com — CC BY 4.0

'Mussorgsky – Pictures at an Exhibition: II. Il vecchio castello, Andante' by Skidmore College Orchestra (modified) — freemusicarchive.org — Public Domain

'Victorian Drawing Room (Fireplace and Wind)' by Victorian Vault (modified) — archive.org — CC BY 4.0

'Woosh' by florianreichelt (modified) — freesound.org — CC0

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