March Madness meets absolute mayhem in this Ask Smalls Anything episode with Stephie Smalls and Ryan McKee. The show opens with sweet treat withdrawals, listener love, and some aggressively relatable complaints about public phone manners before veering into doomed dating stories, Tecmo Bowl fantasy football, and Stephie’s golf game, which sounds less like Rory and more like survival. From there, the questions get even better: Dak Prescott and Sarah Jane breakup rumors, party rankings for Jaxson Dart and Jeremy Shockey, dating in New York City, the meaning of “snatched,” and just how many New Balance pairs one stylish electric grandpa can own. The back half is a beautiful mess of astrology and betting crossover, solo dinner dates, the p cup controversy, Arizona Wildcats tournament hopes, the correct iced tea answer, sexy curlers versus pickleball players, and a full Cardinals versus Vikings debate with Kyler Murray in the middle of it all. This is the kind of sports comedy podcast episode that works because it never sits still. It is funny, fast, weirdly insightful, and loaded with sports betting, NFL, college basketball, golf, dating, and pop culture conversation. Bring your bracket, your birth chart, and your strongest opinions about sweet tea.

0:00 - Intro
0:54 - Lisa Ann tease
2:09 - Review giveaway
2:32 - Sugar withdrawals
3:49 - Parents watching
4:52 - Phone manners
5:58 - Dating warning
7:15 - Tecmo fantasy
9:33 - Golf driver
11:05 - Dak drama
13:55 - Party rankings
15:20 - NYC dating
17:02 - Snatched explained
20:07 - Astrology bets
22:21 - Solo dates
23:17 - P cup debate
26:33 - Arizona Wildcats
30:53 - Iced tea war
32:53 - Sports small talk
35:25 - Vikings Cardinals
42:33 - Show wrap

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