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Autocratic Despair

Autocratic Despair

著者: Nick Mortensen & Dr. Craig Johnson
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Stare into the abyss of the United States' descent into Authoritarianism with a truly funny comedian from Green Bay, WI and a very serious PHD in Global Fascism Studies from Cal-Berkeley.


Very Funny. Very Serious.

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  • America. Do Something About It.
    2026/06/25
    This week on Autocratic Despair, the comedy podcast about surviving American authoritarianism, Nick Mortensen and Dr. Craig open on the strangest sales pitch in the country: Dana White, the UFC boss, in a Chevrolet ad, informing America that the correct response to anyone who has a problem with us is "tough shit." Nick can't let it go — the way a manufactured kind of cruelty keeps getting sold back to us as national character, as the thing we're supposed to recognize as ourselves. It's the perfect on-ramp to a show about how an autocracy teaches a country to enjoy its own meanness.Then the despair numbers. Nick comes in at a 5, and he means it, because he spent the week genuinely happy. It's summer. There's a new puppy at the house. The World Cup is on, which means Messi, who at this stage of his career is doing things that make even a casual fan sit up and ask where he ranks — not just against Maradona, but against the best anyone has ever been at anything. Nick and Craig, the latter rating his despair a 6 on his logarithmic scale, chew on the only sports question that matters: how much better is the best person at a thing than everyone else is at theirs? It's the last fun either of them gets to have for a while, and that's the point. The number was a 5 until the news caught up with it.Because then there's the reflecting pool. Nick confesses, with the self-implication the show runs on, that he spent the week fully indulging in the spectacle of Trump's roughly $14 million Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool turning green in a day, the patriotic paint peeling off the bottom in strips, contractors dumping hydrogen peroxide in by the gallon. He laughed. He sent the pictures. And somewhere in the middle of it he caught himself: the man has concentration camps running, and we threw a party because he botched a pond. The pool did its job. It reflected. It just reflected the wrong direction, away from everything that mattered, and Nick fell for it like everyone else.What it reflected away from is Minnesota. In a segment that sits beside the show's running watch on detention and protest-criminalization, Nick and Craig walk through the indictment the pool helped bury: on June 16, U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen announced charges against fifteen people, mostly members of a group called Direct Action Minnesota — DAMN — framed as antifa. Craig explains what antifa actually is, a political tendency rather than an organization, no roster, no season-ending awards banquet, and why the label is so useful precisely because it describes nothing. The tell is Rosen's own answer when a reporter asked whether any federal agent was actually hurt: whether anyone suffered bodily harm, he said, "is not the measure." All of this sits downstream of Operation Metro Surge, the winter immigration crackdown in which federal agents shot and killed two U.S. citizens — Renee Good, and Alex Pretti, an ICU nurse shot while filming on his phone — and not one agent has been charged. The people facing prison are the ones who drove neighbors home from midnight releases, rebuilt kicked-in doors, and brought groceries to families too afraid to be seen.And then the segment the whole episode is built around. As Nick and Craig were recording, the Prairieland sentences came down in Fort Worth, and they are staggering. Benjamin "Champagne" Song, the former Marine the government called the ringleader, was sentenced to 100 years for the attempted murder of an Alvarado police officer who survived — when the sentencing floor was 20. Maricela Rueda got 70. Autumn Hill, Zachary Evetts, Savanna Batten, Meagan Morris, and Elizabeth Soto each got 50, for rioting, providing material support to terrorists, and using explosives that the defense maintains were Fourth of July fireworks. Daniel Rolando Sanchez-Estrada got 30 years for concealing a box of documents from a grand jury. A ninth defendant, Ines Soto, had her hearing pushed to the following week. Two Trump-appointed judges, Mark Pittman and Reed O'Connor, handed down sentences totaling nearly five centuries for a demonstration where the only person shot lived. Craig names the throughline plainly: this is a legal system announcing that any association with dissent against ICE — from firing a rifle down to moving a box of paperwork — can be tried as terrorism, while the people who actually tried to overthrow an election are walking free.The hosts cope the way the show always does, with gallows humor they openly admit is a coping mechanism, and then they stop, because some of it is not funny, and they say so out loud. That honesty is the engine of the thing. The episode ends where it always ends, with the names, because someone should read them.This is Autocratic Despair: a comedy podcast that stares straight at fascism and somehow stays fun, the commedia for your particular brand of tragedy. Nick is the audience proxy catching up in real time; Craig is the scholar of authoritarianism who connects...
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  • Higher & Wider.
    2026/06/18

    Craig's back from the desert and stuck at a four — buoyed by the World Cup, dragged down by the "National State Fair" spectacle. Nick's at a seven, and it's one man's fault.

    We open on Elon Musk, who in a single week became the world's first trillionaire — SpaceX went public June 12th — and put his hand in a pogrom. We try to make "a trillion dollars" mean something (spoiler: if he gave each of his fourteen kids a million dollars a day, he could've started in 1830 and still be writing checks today), and then turn to Belfast, where Musk poured his megaphone onto anti-immigrant riots that burned families out of their homes — accounting, by one count, for more than half of all the views on posts about the violence. A Northern Ireland Assembly member called it a race-based pogrom. Musk blamed "social media," which is a hell of a thing to say when you own it. Craig walks through what "pogrom" actually means, the tangled politics of Irish nationalism in the north, and why a man identifying with the literal villain of a cartoon and then saying so out loud is its own kind of tell.

    Talarico Talk is week two of the heartbreak. Last week the Rizz Minister conceded ground on trans rights to a friendly podcast host; this week we look at what that concession actually bought him — nothing. The right got louder, not quieter; they called him a flip-flopper and a liar; and he never even explained himself. We zoom out to the coordinated, nine-figure machine running the exact same trap on vulnerable Democrats race by race, and then Nick and Craig pick up where they split last week: does watching the concession fail make it more forgivable, because he was trapped — or less, because he sold people out for nothing? Craig holds the line. Nick holds a looser grip. Neither pretends it's simple, and we land on the one thing that might win them back.

    Dr. Craig Is Fun at Parties: Multivitamins & Wellness. A deep one. Craig traces the through-line from 19th-century industrialization to modern nationalism to the body-purity politics underneath your supplement shelf — and explains why the fastest route to fascist content on your feed runs straight through fitness influencers. Plus: the safest gym influencers, and the long goodbye to a world where the Nazis at least had the decency to wear uniforms.

    Delaney Hall, Part Two. We pick the thread back up: the strike's now in its third week, dozens of women have joined — one of their demands is the firing of a guard accused of assaulting at least ten of them — and the people inside are being transferred out as punishment for striking. The state of New Jersey is suing GEO Group to get inspectors in the door; a sitting congresswoman called the conditions torture; and the Democratic governor suing the company is also the one who sent in the state police. Then the legal spine: GEO keeps getting taken to court over a dollar-a-day labor program, keeps losing, and just argued to the Supreme Court that being made to stand trial for forced labor was itself an injustice — and lost that too. Eighty-eight percent of the people they're putting to work have never been convicted of anything. Nick explains the commissary. He also explains how he knows what a commissary is.

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  • Oops! All Talarico Talk
    2026/06/11

    We had a whole episode planned. A Delaney Hall follow-up with court receipts. A cold open about a flesh-eating parasite crawling north through Texas. A thing about active clubs. And then, on Monday, James Talarico opened his mouth on a podcast — and broke our format in half.

    So this week is exactly what it says on the box. No filler. All Talarico. The way they used to do it before they ruined the cereal.

    The Number. Dr. Craig comes in at a 4.5 — and reminds us his scale is logarithmic, so that's worse than it sounds. The despair has a specific source this week, and by the end he's describing it as "a full-on nineteenth-century, God-is-dead sadness, deep in an existential hole where James Talarico used to be." We'll let that be the cold open.

    Talarico Talk (all of it). For weeks this has been the show's load-bearing bit: we delusionally, willfully, knowingly believe in James Talarico as a totem of a better future — a vessel we admitted we were setting up to fail. This week, he failed. Asked on Dan Cogdell's podcast about the "pro-surgery-for-minors" attack — a softball, a chance to plant a flag — Talarico instead said, "Just to correct you, I oppose gender reassignment surgeries for minors." No "but." No fight. Just concession.

    We get into why that one sentence landed like it did — against a record where this is the man who stood on the Texas House floor and called trans kids "perfect, beautiful, sacred," called this care "life-saving," and voted against the ban. This isn't a fuzzy record getting cleaned up. It's a man setting down a signature, theological conviction to make a campaign problem go away.

    Craig gets genuinely angry — which, if you know Craig, is news. We walk through what "gender reassignment surgery for minors" actually means (surgery is the rarest sliver of trans care for young people; most of it is social transition, and for some, puberty blockers — ordinary medicine), why the phrasing is a rhetorical trap designed to make you collapse all of it into one scary word, and why conceding the smallest, most-defenseless group is the oldest, most cynical move in the Democratic playbook. Nick takes a beat to address the men listening who don't want to think about this at all — and offers three questions that settle it from first principles. Craig brings the Gavin Newsom parallel, the consultant-class critique, and a Mr. Rogers history lesson about what courage-at-a-cost actually looks like.

    Where we land: trans Americans are about two and a half times more likely to be victims of violence than the rest of us. That's the number every other opinion has to answer to. Talarico is still, unequivocally, a thousand times better than Ken Paxton — Craig would hold his nose and vote for him — but the part where we got to believe without flinching? He took that himself, in one sentence, to a friendly room. The totem's got a crack in it. We're not going to paint over it, because painting over it is the whole disease.

    Dr. Craig Is Fun at Parties: Orange Soda. A palate cleanser, and a one-step connection most people don't see coming. How a wartime Coca-Cola executive in Nazi Germany, cut off from the syrup, invented the orange soda still in your fridge. Yes — that one. (Bring it up at a party. Watch the room.)

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