Warning: this episode may cause spontaneous thirst, bad decisions, and possibly a sudden urge to book a flight… 🍺👙✈️

We’re cracking open Prairie Artisan Ales’ Swede Dreams—a lingonberry sour that’s tart, juicy, and a little bit dangerous… kinda like that one ex you swore you were done with.

And then—out of nowhere—we go full Dateline.

Did you know how roadrunners (yes, real ones, not the cartoon) take out their prey?! J. witnessed it live outside her window and is still recovering. Equal parts horrifying and hilarious… you’ve been warned. 😳😂

Positions 69 & 71... yea don’t ask questions—just listen… or better yet, grab another craft beer and enjoy the ride. 😏

We’re also sending love to our UK listeners—our fastest-growing crew—and let’s just say… trying to learn your slang sent J. into full giggle mode. If you’ve ever gone arse over tit on vacation or called something a load of tosh after a few cocktails… you belong here. 🍻

And don’t forget—check out our YouTube channel, Beer and Bikini™, and follow our travels as we crack open craft beer (s), rock hot bikinis, and take you along to some of our favorite places. 🌴🍺👙

It’s flirty, it’s fizzy, it’s a little unhinged—and exactly what you need.

Hit play… if you can handle it. 🍹🔥

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

🎉 EPISODE 100, BABY!! 🎉
We honestly didn’t think we’d make it this far… but here we are—Season 3, Episode 100 and still causing a little trouble 😏

The beer we are celebrating with is Sea Legs Double IPA from Bold Republic Brewing — and WOW… she’s strong, smooth, and dangerously good 🔥We took a road trip to the brewery earlier and fell in love with the whole vibe—killer atmosphere, and a food menu we’re 100% going back for.

✨ We reminisce about how this whole podcast started and J. is still trying to wrap her head around the fact that people are listening… all over the world!!

💋 Big love to the U.K. for holding down the #1 spot for international listeners last month—y'all rock!

🔥 And in true Beer & Bikini fashion… we talk craft beer, bikinis, boobs, and just the right amount of debauchery to keep things spicy

💋 Cheers to 100 episodes… and whatever chaos comes next.

#BeerAndBikini #Episode100 #CraftBeer #DoubleIPA #BoldRepublic #TexasBreweries #PodcastLife #GirlsWhoDrinkBeer

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

… sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? 😂

Well… it kind of is.

In this episode, A. & J. recap their latest getaway to the Hyatt Vivid Grand Island adults only in Cancun, Mexico. Rooftop pool twelve floors up, the views were incredible, the beers were ice cold, and J. may or may not have caused a few double-takes while rocking her thong bikini by the pool. 😏

But the real highlight? Encountering what can only be described as a very snooty “twaffle.” (Yes… you’ll definitely want to hear this story.)

Be sure to watch our full review video on YOUTUBE where you can see the rooftop pool, the resort vibe, and all of J’s bikinis in action. 😏👙

Of course, the episode wouldn’t be complete without cracking open a great beer. A pops open “The Garys Black Cat” West Coast IPA from Jester King Brewery 🍺 while they relive rooftop laughs, vacation surprises, and that unforgettable Cancun poolside moment.

Grab a cold one and join A. & J. for a fun, slightly naughty, totally unfiltered vacation recap. 🍻🌴😎

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

We’re back with Part 2 of our return to the iconic Desire Riviera Maya Resort — the clothing-optional resort in Mexico — and the stories just keep getting better.

In this episode, we continue our naughty little adventure and share the good, the bad, and the slightly indecent moments from our trip… including our thoughts on the new Eden addition to the resort.

We also talk about some of the interesting couples we met, the hilarious moments that had us laughing all night, the “boob-greed” glares, and let’s just say… he may or may not have gotten a little extra attention in the jacuzzi. 😉

Let’s just put it this way… we’re already thinking about a return trip.

So grab a drink, settle in, and come along for Part 2 of our Desire Riviera Maya Resort.

🔥🔥 And don’t forget to grab J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES" — the real-life story of their very FIRST trip to Desire Pearl Resort in Mexico.

CLICK HERE to get your copy on Amazon in Kindle or Paperback — and see how it all began. 🔥✨

Did she really go topless?
Were there those “OMG… did that just happen?!” moments?
Was it as wild, freeing, and unforgettable as it sounds?

You’ll have to read to find out. 😉

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

We finally did it… we made our way back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort — the iconic, clothing-optional, adults-only playground in the heart of Mexico’s Riviera Maya.

And let’s just say… things are not exactly the same.

In this deliciously naughty Part 1, we break down:
💋 What’s changed with the addition of the brand-new Eden section
🍸 What stayed the same (our fav staff member)
😈 And the wild adventures that escalated way faster than we expected

From sensual poolside energy to late-night mischief, we’re spilling just enough details to make you blush — but not enough to get us banned from paradise.

This is only Part 1 because, honestly… there was no way we could fit all the sexy fun into one episode.

So grab a drink, loosen up, and come back to Desire Riviera Maya Resort with us.

Paradise is better the second time around.

And trust us… it only gets hotter from here. 🔥

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines.

Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer by volume. Allegedly closing up shop after a historic Gallup poll revealed that 54% of Americans aren’t drinking anymore. A 90-year historic low.

Cue dramatic violin music.

Naturally, we honor the occasion the only way we know how: by drinking a cheap (and slightly questionable) bottle of Gallo Zinfandel that will absolutely guarantee A. has a headache tomorrow.

But don’t worry — A. & J. are not part of that 54%.
No Dry January.
No “sober curious.”
Just beer, beverages, and bad decisions… daily.

Then J. shares a few of her favorite Instagram pages:
🍺 @the_real.beer.snob — elite-level chugging with friends
🔥 @murphys_bbq_ — BBQ that looks so good it should be illegal
✈️ @intoxicated_traveler — posts that keep J. laughing out loud

And the grand finale?
A’.s favorite AI voice page that drops wildly inappropriate phrases like “twat waffle.”

It’s immature. It’s unfiltered. It’s probably sponsored by Advil.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

At the time this episode drops, J. is probably drunk, topless on a beach in Mexico—as one should be. For the actual recording, however, she is fully dressed… technically… rocking her stilettos and launching into a passionate debate about just how dangerous those things really are - Dateline, if you’re listening: stiletto murders ;-)~

They’re sipping 512 Brewing’s Seventeen Double IPA from Austin in celebration of the brewery’s 17-year anniversary. J. also shouts out a few of her favorite Instagram accounts—the clever, ridiculous ones that make her laugh way too hard.

J. shares some of the fun Instagram pages they follow, like @beers_and_kayak, @pierced_mug, and @rhompingrhino—they keep her laughing and entertained!

Things take a weird turn when A. shares a hilarious story about meeting Mr. Rogers—first as a little kid, then again later in life. J. admits she always thought the whole cardigan thing was… odd. The men in her family wore work boots on the farm, not sweaters. And wait—did you know there’s a rumor that Mr. Rogers was a military sniper? Hmm… rumor or truth?

It’s chaotic. It’s spicy. It makes zero sense—and that’s exactly the point.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

What do you get when Icemegeddon hits Central Texas, a raccoon is very clearly drunk, and pink tacos enter the conversation?

We’re not saying.
You’ll just have to listen.

This episode spirals fast—from ice storms and power outages to wildlife behaving badly and somehow landing on Teletubbies… yet here we are. It’s unfiltered, slightly inappropriate, and proof that when everything freezes over, common sense goes right out the window.

Grab a drink, brace yourself, and press play.
Some stories are better heard than explained.

✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻