[Full Episode]

The squad attempts an intervention for Brenda after her mom pulled up to a literal dog funeral to tell her children and grandchildren they are all "dead" to her in favor of a 70-year-old retired Marine. Between the maternal drama, the crew breaks down whether Drake’s surprise triple-album drop was a genius "petty" move to fulfill his label obligations and finally "move out" of the UMG house.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍎]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:23) Chisme

(7:14) Rap Sheet

(9:23) Petty Police

(13:19) Scrolling

(16:17) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:20) Homie Helpline

(50:23) Disneyland Tix!

(52:45) New Drake Discussion

(1:01:16) Concrete Birthday Shoutouts!

(1:02:01) Diaz Vs. Perry

(1:06:15) Studious Foo

(1:08:41) Play Ball

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The Petty Police are investigating if Drake’s surprise triple-album drop was a strategic play to fulfill his UMG obligations and finally move out of the "major label house." 💿🏠 We dive into a heart-wrenching Homie Helpline for Brenda, whose mom literally told her entire family "you're dead to me" after Brenda’s husband stood up to her disrespectful retired Marine boyfriend. 👵🔪 Callers James and Sarah join the conversation to share their own experiences with parents who prioritize toxic partners over their own blood. 💔📞 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are hyping up 6'9" NBA prospect Karim Lopez, the Mexican superstar who grew up drawing himself in a Laker jersey and might actually make it a reality. 🏀 Finally, Studious Food breaks down the biological science of why women struggle with food cravings more than men—apparently, the brain just doesn't slow down for pizza! 🍕🧠

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍎]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty

(3:57) Homie Helpline

(23:47) Studious Foo

(26:12) Play Ball

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[Full Episode]

The squad attempts an intervention for Roger, a former "hustler" turned stay-at-home husband who feels like a "low-key prisoner" because his high-powered wife treats him like an employee and refuses to feed him when they argue. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down the "iconic" gold rooster rings Eminem gifted Elton John and reacts to the LA City Council’s attempt to ban backyard carne asadas on "red flag" days.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐛]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:56) Chisme

(6:18) Rap Sheet

(9:24) Petty Police

(14:20) Scrolling

(18:13) The Weather W/ Concrete

(20:07) Homie Helpline

(42:30) Disneyland Tix

(45:05) Chisme

(50:08) Rap Sheet

(56:49) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:03:28) Studious Foo

(1:07:26) Play Ball

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We’re diving into the legendary story of Eminem bridging the gap with Elton John by gifting him and his husband matching gold "rooster rings" on their wedding night., The Homie Helpline gets intense as Roger reveals his high-powered wife treats him like an employee, controlling his meals and banning beer after 15 years as a stay-at-home husband. We’re also breaking down the viral clip of a kid in the Dominican Republic who trolled streamer IShowSpeed into thinking he had cancer, only for his mom to "blow the bag" by revealing it was just lice. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are investigating why lice seems to be a "Hispanic thing" and reacting to rumors of Anderson .Paak getting cozy with Mariah Carey. Finally, we look at the "Studious Fools" breakdown on why deadbeat dads might actually be victims of "systemic poverty" instead of just being heartless. Whether it's "tripod" sizing or "mosquita muerta" family drama, the crew is keeping it a hundred on everything going viral in the streets!

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐛]

Chapters

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(3:08) Scrolling

(6:56) Homie Helpline

(23:25) Chisme

(28:28) Studious Foo

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The squad tackles a messy Homie Helpline to decide if Eric is a "brother friend" for inviting his sister’s ex to his birthday and triggering her "lame" husband’s insecurities. Between the family drama, the crew reacts to a bizarre San Bernardino murder case involving an Only Fans "mummy" encounter and Concrete's high-speed chase for a box of "chicken rocks".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🤵‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:21) Chisme

(8:21) Petty Police

(12:04) Scrolling

(14:38) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:11) Homie Helpline

(32:04) Chisme

(36:03) Don't You Know I'm Local

(39:05) Disneyland Tix!

(41:30) Concrete's Uber Eats Story

(48:47) Money Moves

(53:53) Studious Foo

(59:29) Play Ball

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The squad is fired up today as they break down Arcángel’s wild rant claiming Spaniards are the real Latinos and that they "saved" indigenous people by bringing religion and "light". We hit a messy Homie Helpline for Eric, who allegedly disrespected his sister’s marriage by inviting her ex-boyfriend to his birthday bash—cue the heated "brother friend" debate. Nate Diaz joins the Petty Police to roast his own fans for being "bitter and fat" with gray beards instead of actually hitting the gym. We’re also diving into the mess between Cardi B and Stefon Diggs as his former chef spills all the delivery room tea on Instagram. Plus, the crew investigates a new gambling app that lets you bet on your own fitness goals, though Vic is already trying to cheat the system by putting his phone on his dog! Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re keeping it a hundred on everything from Salvadorian tendencies to Rich Paul's claim that LeBron James lacks a "selfish gene" because he didn't have a father.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🤵‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(5:02) Petty Police

(8:45) Homie Helpline

(19:03) Chisme

(23:01) Money Moves

(28:06) Play Ball

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-Full Episode-

The squad attempts to help Louis navigate a World Cup barbecue hosted by his girlfriend's "Uncle Rick," a man known for "Oakley energy" and passive-aggressive remarks about how "things are changing around here". Between the family drama, the crew investigates newly released FBI files confirming aliens are actually 4-foot pipsqueaks and reacts to Donald Trump "snitching" on a Raiders QB who tried to skip a White House visit.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐰]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:19) Chisme

(6:24) Rap Sheet

(9:52) Petty Police

(14:46) Scrolling

(20:20) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(22:14) Homie Helpline

(47:05) Disneyland Tix!

(49:37) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates

(54:51) Rap Sheet

(59:33) Money Moves

(1:03:47) Studious Foo

(1:09:24) Play Ball

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The squad investigates Eagles’ Fred Johnson for supposedly kicking out his pregnant girl to "fight demons" on dating apps just weeks before her due date. We’re diving into a heated Homie Helpline to help Louis handle "Uncle Rick," a passive-aggressive relative making "veiled racism" comments during a World Cup barbecue. The Petty Police defend Bad Bunny after hundreds of salty FCC complaints called his Super Bowl performance "demonic" and "disrespectful" for being in Spanish. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are checking the newly released FBI files that describe aliens as being between three and a half to four feet tall. Finally, we recap the Lakers’ elimination by OKC and the bizarre moment Donald Trump "blew the cover" of Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza by claiming he’s a "big fan".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🐰]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:07) Petty Police

(7:59) Homie Helpline

(18:37) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates

(23:48) Money Moves

(28:03) Play Ball

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