Are you ever going to text me?

This episode was given a chance, but it blew it!

Joseph goes on a non-American rant against Apple.

Jim displays an extensive knowledge of all things not related to Star Trek.

Jason falls for the banana in the pipe.

Fecal matter and semen in the ear???

Citizens on Patrol was the Policy Academy opus.

Cop Rock somehow gets mentioned again on CCR.

Roy Scneider went way above and beyond his duties.

What was the most famous TV bass line before Seinfeld?

Why was Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus always let go in end?

Are you ever going to text me?

Get ready for the Red, White and "You Blew it!"

Yes, CCR is proud to present our list of most patriotic movies!

It doesn't matter if you are the President of the United States or "you're just a cook," we'd love for you to listen.

From memories of the 1976 Bicentennial to Captain America's shield this episode has it all...

Kevin Bacon sizzlin' in two selections...

Mr. X and Forrest Gump sharing a park bench...

Babe Ruth acting...

Joseph shirtless...

Jim's impressions of Steven Seagal, Joe Pesci, John Candy and Kevin Bacon (there he is again)...

and Jason ready to join "Team America!"

So, stand up and salute (or at least listen) to this epic episode!

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode recognizes Jason is working for his AI.

Jason, Jim and Joseph cook up a great list of movie and tv chefs.

Prince never did a podcast after listening to this one.

“I'm just a cook.”

You can't say, "Bork! Bork! Bork!" anymore. The B-word is offensive.

Stuff it Flo!!!

Gene Scallop

Jim's movie crush: Paz Vega

Jason's health tip: You can't eat a Cuban sandwich every day.

Joseph stresses out watching what happens in the back of a kitchen.

Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell.

What sandwich is Jason required to make?

Was Steven Seagal's character in Under Siege considered a good cook?