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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! DJ R-Tistic joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for a conversation about DJ culture, crowd psychology, social media addiction, nightlife, attention spans, and what years behind the DJ booth have taught him about people.

From reading a room to navigating today's social media-driven world, this episode dives into the psychology behind entertainment, attention, and human behavior.

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00:00 Intro
03:00 Social Media & Attention Spans
10:00 Why Boredom Is Disappearing
18:00 How DJ R-Tistic Got Started
27:00 Reading A Crowd
36:00 The Psychology Of DJing
45:00 Nightlife Stories
55:00 Relationships, Networking & Access
1:05:00 Social Media Validation
1:15:00 Wild DJ Experiences
1:25:00 Final Thoughts

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

AI can apparently steal your fingerprints from selfies, a New Zealand woman gets detained because officials didn't believe her country existed, and an astronaut gets stranded in space after the Soviet Union collapses.

This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the strangest stories on the internet while debating Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan, Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show, AI scams, party stories, and much more.

Topics This Week

• AI stealing fingerprints from selfies
• ChatGPT helping people fight rent increases
• New Zealand woman detained in Kazakhstan
• Soviet astronaut stranded in space
• Jordan Peele movie breakdown
• Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show
• Neuralink discussion
• Cockroach causes apartment explosion

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Chapter Titles & Timestamps
00:00 Intro Chat: The Vibe App Idea
09:58 New Studio & DreamCon Updates
15:17 Patreon, Streaming & Content Creation
20:18 YouTube Creators Taking Over Hollywood
25:20 Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan
34:32 Ad Read: IndaCloud
38:10 Horror Movies, Get Out, Nope & Signs
54:54 Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show Debate
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1:08:12 Movie Production Costs & Hollywood Stories
1:14:03 Staying Out Until 5 AM
1:18:47 Ecstasy, Molly & Party Stories
1:28:40 Ad Read: Hims
1:31:03 AI Can Steal Fingerprints From Selfies
1:36:07 Neuralink Discussion
1:38:22 Woman Detained Because New Zealand "Didn't Exist"
1:49:11 The Astronaut Trapped in Space After the Soviet Union Collapsed
1:57:35 Man Blows Up Apartment Trying to Kill a Cockroach
2:02:06 Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

The crew is back in the studio with comedians Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W. from the Quit Playin' Podcast.

This episode goes everywhere.

An 81-year-old Minecraft streamer raising money for her grandson's cancer treatment gets SWATTED. The crew reacts to the disturbing original ending of Pinocchio. They discuss Antarctica conspiracies, bizarre weather theories, a U-Haul driver dragging a tree through traffic, and China's unexpected solution to a lingerie modeling ban.

Plus plenty of relationship stories, dating confessions, marriage talk, and classic DIYS chaos.

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Chapter Titles & Timestamps
0:00 Intro & New Studio Energy
3:53 Meet Amber & Jasmine from Quit Playing Podcast
5:30 Taxes, LLCs & Adulting Problems
11:00 Close Friends Secrets & Dating Stories
17:20 Marriage, Roleplay & Keeping Relationships Fun
29:00 The Original Dark Pinocchio Story
33:30 81-Year-Old Minecraft Grandma Gets SWATTED
37:30 Weather Conspiracies & Antarctica Theories
47:20 U-Haul Driver Drags Tree Through Neighborhood
51:30 China Bans Women Modeling Lingerie
59:10 Wild Relationship Stories
1:01:15 Amber & Jasmine Plug Their Podcast
1:02:00 Outro

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This episode goes from Ray J getting knocked out to terrifying UFO footage over an erupting volcano, the “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy, simulation theory, hip hop culture, social media algorithms, China’s futuristic technology, and why older men still trying to impress people in the club might need to let it go.

Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the wildest stories online while also getting surprisingly deep about ego, status, community, and how social media is changing everybody.

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00:00 Intro & Missing Hand Traffic Stop Story
01:38 Ray J Knockout & Streamer Culture
07:08 Getting Older, Clubs & Midlife Ego
12:39 Flexing Wealth for Attention
13:29 Hip Hop, Status & Community Conversation
18:13 BlueChew Ad Read
20:28 Volcano UFO Orb Footage Discussion
25:24 Simulation Theory & Reality Rendering
28:23 “Birds Aren’t Real” Conspiracy Explained
31:22 Atlanta Trees & Government Conspiracies
32:55 Hip Hop’s Global Influence
35:18 Tekashi 6ix9ine & Hip Hop Hypocrisy
40:58 Muhammad Ali, Ego & Real Strength
45:22 Recession Patterns & Bunker Talk
47:03 UFC at the White House & China’s Technology
49:16 Why Asia Feels More Advanced
52:28 The Oldest Company in Human History
55:15 Social Media Algorithms Listening to Us?
57:28 Reading, Audiobooks & Atomic Habits
59:04 Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

The conversation went COMPLETELY off the rails this episode 😭

Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud talk about the biggest scams and heists they’ve ever been involved in, getting robbed, fake drug dealing stories, crazy car setups, streaming culture, clout chasing, social media validation, and why the internet feels more dangerous than ever.

From robbing retail stores to getting your apartment broken into THROUGH THE AC UNIT… this episode has everything.

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• Wild high school stories
• Streamer culture getting out of control
• The dark side of clout chasing
• Why social media changed fame forever
• Netflix Is A Joke reflections
• Real conversations about authenticity and success

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00:00 Intro & Biggest Scam Stories
00:01 Mental Exhaustion & Sleeping 12 Hours
00:05 Roller Coasters & Six Flags Plans
00:08 Tahir’s Holiday Inn Breakfast Scam
00:09 Patrick’s Full-Blown High School Heist
00:11 Tahir’s Fast Food Money Scheme
00:14 Apartment Break-In Through The AC Unit
00:18 Getting Car Systems & TVs Stolen
00:21 BlueChew Gold Ad
00:22 Fake Dictionary Drug Dealer Story
00:27 Train Track Ticket Story
00:29 Feeling Violated After A Break-In
00:31 Ring Cameras, Surveillance & Politics
00:35 Viral Racist Streamer Discussion
00:39 Hiking With Friends & Fitness Talk
00:41 Cocaine At Parties & Public Drug Culture
00:43 Streamers, Clout & Humiliation Culture
00:47 Factor Meals Ad
00:49 Fame, Social Media & Public Downfalls
00:54 Clout Culture & Validation Online
00:56 Netflix Is A Joke Festival Reflections
01:00 Staying Authentic As A Creator
01:02 Family Expectations vs Following Your Passion
01:04 Live Shows, New Studio & Patreon Updates

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Na’im Lynn joins the pod to break down the backlash surrounding the Kevin Hart Roast on Netflix, dark comedy culture, bombing on stage, skydiving horror stories, FAA recruiting gamers, amusement park accidents, and more.

Na’im also talks about roast writing, Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, social media outrage, comedy today, and his upcoming tour dates.

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00:00 Intro & Na’im Roasts Tahir’s Outfit
02:32 Welcome Na’im Lynn
03:50 Kevin Hart Roast Reactions
06:04 Why People Were Mad About the Roast
08:01 Na’im Calls Out Weak Roast Performances
10:08 Tony Hinchcliffe Roast Joke Discussion
11:42 Best Joke of the Night
13:25 Mint Mobile Ad
16:11 Skydiver Crashes Into Moving Truck
18:21 Na’im’s Skydiving Experience
21:58 Friend Survives Failed Parachute Jump
23:35 Tahir’s Failed Skydiving Attempt
26:20 Na’im Talks About South Africa
30:42 Hims Ad
33:25 FAA Recruiting Gamers as Air Traffic Controllers
41:03 Amusement Park Slingshot Ride Accident
44:02 Changing Tires in 2026 Debate
47:22 Tahirs’s Former Job Teaching at Juvenile Hall
49:58 IndaCloud Ad
52:31 Na’im Lynn Tour Dates & Career Goals
55:14 Na’im Reacts to His Roast Performance
56:32 Dark Comedy & Roast Culture
59:03 Na’im’s Dead Baby Joke Bomb Story
01:01:13 Na’im’s Pre-Show Rituals
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01:06:08 Comedy Industry Talk
01:09:48 Threads vs Twitter
01:13:57 Porn Twitter Discussion
01:15:05 Final Thoughts & Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Craig Wayans joins the podcast and things immediately spiral into chaos 😂 We talk burner accounts, weird foods, cockroach milk, lab-grown meat, airline disasters, conspiracy theories, crazy intrusive thoughts, and some of the funniest stories we’ve had on the show in a long time.

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02:46 Instagram Explore Pages Exposed 😂
04:08 Craig Wayans Joins The Show
06:00 Scary Movie Returns
08:05 Kevin Hart’s Funny AF & Ron Taylor Winning
11:16 Comedy Stories & ComicView Talk
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27:39 Charles Darwin Ate Weird Animals?!
30:05 Weird Foods We’ve Tried
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36:10 Lab-Grown Meat Debate
40:15 Cockroach Milk Is REAL 😭
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55:01 Wedding DJ Allegedly Killed Chickens
56:18 Virus Outbreak On Cruise Ships
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Topics include:

A tiger escaping into a live circus crowd in Russia
A nationwide LEGO scam using pasta to fake returns
A man faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills
A bizarre insurance scam involving a “bear attack” on a luxury car
A kidnapping expert who was kidnapped after giving a lecture
AI scams tricking people online
New laws about boiling lobsters alive

00:00 Intro + BuzzFeed & Roast Talk
06:00 Icebreakers & Wild Hypotheticals
12:50 Toothbrush vs Underwear Debate
15:40 Poland “American Roleplay” Event
21:20 Viral “Black People Are Bigger” Discussion
23:10 Sponsor – Hims (Weight Loss)
26:20 Tiger Escapes Into Circus Crowd (Russia)
30:00 Bear Tranquilizer Rescue Video
32:50 Movie Industry, Remakes & Casting Debate
37:00 Sponsor – FÜM
39:40 $34K LEGO Pasta Scam Breakdown
44:50 Man Fakes Heart Attacks to Avoid Paying Bills
48:10 Sponsor – BlueChew
50:15 Kidnapping Expert Kidnapped (Felix Batista Case)
54:30 Real Missing Person Case Discussion
57:20 AI Scams & Internet Dangers
59:30 Fake Bear Attack Insurance Scam
01:02:00 Lobsters & Animal Sentience Debate
01:08:30 Firefighters Rescue Pigs… Then Eat Them?!
01:12:30 Fish Video & Final Thoughts
01:13:20 Outro + Announcements