stories, real-life scams, and hilarious conversations.

This episode covers everything from toxic traits in arguments to crazy internet stories that sound fake but are real.

Topics include:

• a man stealing a shark using a baby stroller
• ghost Uber driver scams that tricked riders
• Victorian mummy unwrapping parties (yes, really)
• real podcast scams targeting creators
• Facebook and marketplace scam stories
• near-death choking moments
• weird human habits and social behavior
• last words before execution and last meal debates

Plus plenty of jokes, personal stories, and random conversations throughout.

A fun episode with lots of laughs and some genuinely wild stories.

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00:00 Intro, Roasting, and Show Start
00:01:02 Guest Co-Host Dion Lac Introduction
00:02:05 Hip Hop Trivia Show and Content Rollout
00:03:07 Editing Struggles and Content Creation Reality
00:04:07 Icebreaker Segment Begins
00:04:59 Pet Peeve: Getting Out of the Car Late
00:07:18 Pretending Not to See Someone in Public
00:10:02 Is Beef Contagious Between Friends?
00:12:42 Deleting Old Tweets and Social Media Cleanup
00:15:27 Super Chat and Audience Interaction
00:16:03 Toxic Traits in Arguments
00:18:20 Apologizing Too Quickly Discussion
00:19:04 Story Options: Ghost Uber, Mummies, Shark Theft
00:20:19 Shark Stolen in Baby Stroller Story
00:24:56 Ghost Uber Driver Scam Explained
00:30:11 Podcast Scam Warning (Important)
00:32:54 Facebook Account Scam Experience
00:35:15 Piano Scam Story Breakdown
00:40:27 Victorian Mummy Unwrapping Parties
00:45:55 Burial, Cremation, and Tree Pod Discussion
00:47:54 Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years
00:50:45 Choking Stories and Near-Death Moments
00:54:46 Tonsil Stones Explained
00:57:20 Disturbing Last Words Before Execution
00:58:38 Last Meal Debate
01:00:56 Dion’s Comedy Show Promotion
01:03:06 Outro

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Patrick Cloud sits down with comedian, host, and luxury car salesman Charlie Wilson for one of the most honest and insightful conversations on Damn Internet, You Scary!

This episode covers Charlie’s wild career journey from Louisiana to Dallas to New York to Vegas to Chicago to Los Angeles, and how he built a life across car sales, stand-up comedy, hosting, producing, and live entertainment.

They talk about:

what it was really like selling Volkswagens, Cadillacs, Range Rovers, and Maseratis
how car sales taught Charlie how to read people and close
how he got into stand-up comedy
his first TV pilot experience
how he became the host of a Star Wars burlesque show
what life on the road is really like with live entertainment residencies
tea rituals, anxiety, and creating a calmer morning routine
stretching, health, and protecting your body while working nights
leaving comfort behind to build something bigger
why fear keeps people from betting on themselves
how to balance multiple careers while still chasing the long game

This episode is a real conversation about hustle, reinvention, timing, and building a creative life that actually fits who you are.

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00:00 LA Noise, Sleep, and Fan Talk
00:03:32 Charlie’s Backstory: Louisiana, Dallas, New York, Vegas, Chicago, LA
00:05:24 Show Intro and Introducing Charlie Wilson
00:06:06 How Charlie Got Into Selling Cars
00:08:22 From Volkswagen to Maserati
00:09:53 Cars First, Then Comedy
00:11:31 Why Selling Cars Is Like Dating
00:13:08 How Charlie Knew Entertainment Was the Goal
00:14:31 First Open Mic and Early TV Pilot Experience
00:16:11 How the Star Wars Burlesque Show Happened
00:20:33 What a Star Wars Burlesque Show Day Actually Looks Like
00:24:06 What Charlie Does as the Host of the Show
00:26:21 Behind the Scenes of the Star Wars Burlesque Cast
00:29:00 Tea Rituals, Anxiety, and Daily Calm
00:32:15 Charlie’s Favorite Teas and Why He Drinks Them
00:35:10 Nighttime Tea, Sleep, and Better Routines
00:36:17 Stretching, Content Ideas, and Building a Wellness Brand
00:37:37 Why Morning Rituals Became Non-Negotiable
00:42:28 Balancing Nightlife Work with Health and Recovery
00:45:08 Leaving Comfort to Build Something Bigger
00:46:58 Why Fear Keeps People Stuck
00:50:14 Finding Time for Comedy While Working Multiple Jobs
00:52:14 Star Wars Hosting as the Perfect Compromise
00:53:56 How Big Opportunities Can Change the Whole Grind
00:56:01 Bingo Loco and Charlie’s Other Hosting Gig
00:57:54 Creating Original Live Experiences and Bigger Career Vision
01:00:13 Seasons of Life, Career Pivots, and Timing
01:01:13 Closing Thoughts and Why This Conversation Matters
01:02:34 Charlie’s Upcoming Shows and Where to Follow Him
01:03:28 Outro
01:04:56 Ad Read Section Begins
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01:08:09 Füm Ad
01:10:10 Ad Read Debrief and ChatGPT Writing Talk

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Patrick Cloud is joined by Brandon Cormell for a full episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! packed with weird news, hilarious debates, and internet stories that somehow keep getting stranger.

This episode starts with a real conversation about writing, improv, and when actors should stick to the script, then quickly turns into one of those classic DIYS episodes where the topics go completely off the rails.

They get into:

whether you would eat the same meal every day to be perfectly healthy
whether hunting is better than being hunted
trading years of your life for money
a racehorse that was secretly turned into soup
the worst things people have found in their food
the woman who caused an emergency landing by lighting matches after farting on a plane
fake airplane parts being sold to major airlines
a family bringing a dead relative to the bank as proof of death
awkward teenage penguins
a WWII pigeon carrying a coded message
a beetle photo that looks like a masked human face
the creepy dead bride mannequin legend
folklore creatures, Gumberoo, and why Bigfoot might be old news
Lots of laughs, a few dark turns, and plenty of “how is this real?” moments.

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00:00 Intro: Writing, Improv, and Letting Actors Cook
00:00:46 Patrick Introduces the Show and Guest Host Brandon Cormell
00:01:27 What It’s Like Being a Writer
00:02:07 When Actors Go Off Script
00:03:22 Icebreakers Begin
00:03:46 Would You Eat the Same Meal Every Day to Be Healthy?
00:06:10 Would You Rather Be Hunted or Hunt to Survive?
00:07:57 Would You Trade 5 Years of Life for $10 Million?
00:09:02 Racehorse Secretly Slaughtered and Served in a Soup Kitchen
00:12:51 BlueChew Ad
00:15:21 Worst Thing You’ve Ever Found in Food
00:18:40 Woman Causes Emergency Landing After Lighting Matches for Her Farts
00:23:27 Plane Confessions and Blaming the Wrong Person
00:25:43 Fake Airplane Parts Sold to Real Airlines
00:30:10 Fear of Flying, Boeing Talk, and Pilot Sleep Stories
00:32:48 Family Brings Dead Relative to the Bank for Proof of Death
00:34:39 Factor Ad
00:36:48 Inheritance Drama and Why Death Brings Out the Worst in People
00:38:34 Teenage Penguins Look Awkward as Hell
00:40:59 The WWII Carrier Pigeon That Never Delivered Its Message
00:45:04 Creepy Beetle Photo That Looks Like a Human Face
00:47:10 Animal Cruelty, Horse Racing, and Pit Bull Stereotypes
00:48:06 Kikoff Ad
00:50:54 Dead Bride Mannequin Urban Legend
00:54:25 Day of the Dead, Coco, and When a Person Really Dies
00:57:55 Gumbo Roux Folklore and the Lumberjack Era
01:01:20 Is Bigfoot Old News? Frog Man and Modern Folklore
01:02:20 Brandon Promotes The Airport
01:03:45 Patrick’s Closing Plugs and Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

This episode starts with Tahir explaining why he ended up taking a Greyhound bus during a comedy tour and how the trip quickly became a story he will never forget.

The conversation moves into several bizarre internet stories including:

• Ray-Ban smart glasses and privacy concerns
• A fake nurse who treated thousands of patients
• A food vlogger who died after eating a poisonous crab
• People paying $200,000 for cryogenic freezing after death

Along the way the hosts debate survival strategies, discuss internet culture, and share some hilarious hypotheticals.

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00:00 Intro & Greyhound Story Begins
00:01 Comedy Tour Chaos Before the Bus Ride
00:04 Why Tahir Took a Greyhound Instead of Flying
00:05 The Greyhound Bus Experience
00:08 Grinding Through Comedy Struggles
00:11 BetterHelp Sponsor Message
00:14 Would You Fake Your Own Death?
00:21 Survival Island Debate
00:26 Would You Eat Raw Fish to Survive?
00:27 Naked and Afraid Seasoning Debate
00:33 Meta Ray-Ban Smart Glasses Privacy Concerns
00:37 Fake Nurse Treated 4,000 Patients
00:42 Food Vlogger Dies After Eating Poisonous Crab
00:45 In The Cloud Sponsor Message
00:46 What Is a Semicolon? Grammar Debate
00:50 The Fudge Shop Musical Performance Story
00:55 People Paying $200K for Cryogenic Freezing
00:59 Aliens Reviving Humans?
01:00 Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

This episode gets wild as Patrick Cloud and guest Jordan Conley dive into the strangest stories from the internet.

Topics include:

• Scientists teaching human brain cells to play Doom
• The possibility of a robot apocalypse
• A mysterious Frog Man cryptid sighting
• The chilling Villisca Ax Murder ghost story
• Pokémon debates and apocalypse survival plans

If you enjoy weird internet stories, conspiracies, and hilarious commentary, this episode is for you.

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00:00 Intro + Jordan Conley Joins
01:11 Finding the Show on Social Media
03:27 Icebreaker: Top 3 Pokémon
08:33 Would You Fight a Wolf or Outrun Bees?
12:41 Movie Deaths and Dark Disney Moments
14:47 Sponsor: Cash App
16:21 Pokémon Evolutions + Chat Jokes
17:47 Could You Survive a Year Underground?
20:13 Costco Apocalypse Survival Strategy
24:36 Human Brain Cells Playing Doom
28:49 Robot Apocalypse Theory
32:50 Sponsor: GLD Jewelry
36:00 The Computer Loading Icon Has a Weird Name
39:30 The Skunk Creature Legend
41:43 Frog Man Sightings Explained
44:04 Sponsor: BlueChew
45:29 AI Videos and Fake Paranormal Footage
47:54 The Villisca Ax Murder Ghost
54:02 Haunted House Tours
01:03:00 Jordan Conley Plugs Comedy Show
01:06:55 Episode Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Is Waymo about to replace Uber? Would you rather survive a plane crash or a shipwreck? And is Sony really making TVs that force you to shout brand names to skip ads?!

In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by B.T. Kingsley to break down:

Self-driving cars taking over cities
Sony’s interactive ad patent
A $160,000 diamond traded for $20 worth of weed
Plastic surgery travelers detained at airports
The future of rap music longevity
Subscription EVERYTHING in America
And some of the pettiest icebreakers ever

Plus, real talk about comedy, respect for craft, and why everybody thinks they can “just try stand-up.”

00:00 – Gym Before Shows & Birthday Goals
02:50 – Lying for Chaos & Losing Celebrity Mystery
06:50 – Personal Opinions & Internet Sensitivity
09:40 – Giving Advice in Comedy & Content Creation
16:25 – Is Comedy Central Dead? Industry Evolution
17:40 – Ultra Ad Read
20:25 – Introducing B.T. Kingsley
24:10 – Icebreakers: Plane Crash vs Shipwreck
28:10 – Would You Eat Something Gross to Avoid Getting Sick?
30:45 – Waymo Paying DoorDash Drivers?!
33:00 – The Future of Driving & Flying Cars
38:20 – Mint Mobile Ad Read
41:05 – Sony TV Patent: Shout Brand Names to Skip Ads
46:30 – UPS Worker Traded $160K Diamond for $20 Weed
52:10 – Plastic Surgery Passport Problems
56:30 – How the World Views Americans
58:00 – Why Is McDonald's Always Packed?
1:03:10 – Kickoff Credit Builder Ad
1:07:10 – The State of Rap & Respecting Creative Craft
1:15:30 – Tour Dates & Closing

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

The Olympics are getting WILD 😳

This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, we break down:

• Ski jumpers accused of using injections for aerodynamic advantage
• Curling cheating caught on secret cameras
• A man who broke into Little Caesars… just to make pizzas
• Etsy finally banning witches and spellcasters
• The Louvre getting scammed out of $11 MILLION
• Singapore punishing scammers with mandatory caning
• A church miracle that turned out to be sewage water 🤢

Plus chaotic hypotheticals like:
Would you survive 30 days alone in the woods for $1 million?
Would you let a stranger control your life for 24 hours for $100K?

🎟️ TOUR DATES

Tahir Moore – Detroit & NYC
Keysha E – Detroit & Atlanta
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00:00 Atlanta Glow Up + Booty Club Salmon Debate
00:03 Show Intro + Keesha E Joins
00:07 Keesha’s Husband Requirements
00:12 True Crime Couple Ad
00:15 $1 Million Survival Question
00:20 Would You Let a Stranger Control You for $100K?
00:24 Olympic Ski Jumper Injection Scandal
00:28 Curling Cheating Exposed
00:30 Factor Ad Read
00:41 Man Breaks Into Little Caesars to Sell Pizza
00:44 Etsy Bans Spellcasters
00:46 Weirdest Things Bought Online
00:49 BlueChew Ad Read
00:52 The Louvre $11M Tour Scam
00:57 Singapore Scammers Get Caned
01:02 Anonymous Boss Call-Out Service
01:02 “Holy Water” Turns Out to Be Sewage
01:05 Show Outros + Tour Dates

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Kali Scott for one of the wildest episodes yet.

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We cover:

• Finding out your friend secretly has an 18-year-old
• Jury duty chaos and suing people
• Would you cut off your finger to survive?
• Dating a “feeder” (yes, that’s real)
• 71 witnesses who ALL claimed they were in the bathroom
• A man who filled golf holes with human poop for 13 years
• Nike’s new sneaker tech that might end reselling
• Vasectomy horror stories (yes, he was awake)

This episode goes from hilarious to unhinged very quickly.

00:00 – Secret 18-Year-Old Daughter Reveal
04:15 – Suing People & Jury Duty Stories
08:40 – Crazy Horse Trial & School Field Trips
13:50 – Sacramento Love & Icebreakers Begin
15:15 – Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive?
21:40 – Bedroom Turn-Offs & Sex Playlist Confessions
28:55 – Tribe Called Quest Sex Story
31:30 – Dating a “Feeder” (Wild Trend Explained)
38:25 – BetterHelp Ad
42:00 – 71 Witnesses Claimed They Were in the Bathroom
46:45 – The Golf Course Poop Mystery (13 Years)
51:40 – Nike’s Secret Sneaker Authentication Tech
56:40 – Cash App Ad
59:35 – James Van Der Beek & Health Scare Talk
01:01:00 – Vasectomy Story (Graphic Details)
01:08:55 – In The Cloud Ad
01:12:10 – Vasectomy Procedure Continued
01:16:15 – Condoms vs Vasectomy Debate
01:19:35 – Guest Plugs & Netflix Is A Joke Announcement
01:23:00 – Outro

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