Our final installment covers what 65% of you already know: who actually assassinated JFK. Join Scott and Michael as they spend far too much energy discussing the alternate realities of November 22, 1963.

There are conspiracy theories and actual conspiracies. In this special episode of Down for the Count, Scott and Michael risk it all to expose the truth about why an ancient method of communication is being suppressed.

The moon landing. Everyone who was alive at the time remembers it. Everyone else who has come after knows it has happened. At least, they should know it happened. Yes, there are people who, in the face of overwhelming evidence, don't believe people have gone to the moon. (Sighs. Pinches bridge of nose.)

If you work really hard, you too can think that the earth is flat. Why just believe that Elvis is alive or that Bigfoot exists when you can go full-on nutbar? Join Scott and Michael as they distort their brains trying to make sense of Flat Earthers.

Actually, people who believe in aliens are out there. The truth is pretty much what is all around you. In this episode, Scott and Michael discuss aliens and UFOs. Or are they UAPs? It's whatever the kids are calling the made-up stuff they think they see in the sky.

Because people can't get enough of how the stars affect them, here's part two of our coverage of Astrology.

Editor's note: Multiple times in this podcast, Scott mistakenly used the term "astronomy" when he meant "astrology". We regret the error. However, he's a Capricorn, so what did you expect?

With Mercury in retrograde, Libra ascending, and the moon in Virgo, it's time to enjoy Michael and Scott discuss astrology. You'll appreciate learning what Nancy Reagan and Lady Gaga relied on to get through the day. You'll find out about houses, natal charts, and ascensions. You'll even come to appreciate Uranus.

It has been a few weeks since we released a podcast. We had every intention to record earlier, but unseen forces conspired to delay us. Some would say the unseen force was a virus. That's what they want you to think, you rubes! Listen carefully as Michael and Scott discuss the Illuminati and how they supposedly control the world.