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  • Episode 6: No One Asked, But Here We Are

    Episode 6: No One Asked, But Here We Are
    2026/03/31
    The final episode. And honestly, it's gone a bit off the rails. We start in Armenia with a pop-folk duet that earns its place. France shows up, sings entirely in French, and leaves before anyone can argue. Australia brings a didgeridoo to a European song contest. Greenland — population sixty thousand — refuses to leave the stage. The UK knows it's going to lose and has made peace with that. And then... America turns up. No one invited them. They're not eligible. They brought a banjo, a gospel choir, and a budget bigger than most countries' GDP. They are not leaving. Six tracks. One season finale. Several questionable decisions. Armenia — Fire in Our Hands, France — Ma Chère France, Australia — Eurovision Dreaming, Greenland — We're Still Here, UK — Here We Go Again, USA — We're Not Supposed to Be Here, 🎶 No rules left. No apologies given. Just Eurovision — crashed, burned, and somehow still standing.
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  • Episode 5: Somewhere After Midnight

    Episode 5: Somewhere After Midnight
    2026/03/26
    Episode 5 starts in the cold. The Faroe Islands. Finland. Iceland. Three entries from the frozen edges of Europe, where the wind does the singing and the silence does the rest. Then midnight arrives — Latvia and Lithuania, two countries standing in the dark with their hands in their pockets, saying everything without raising their voice. Then Malta walks in somewhere after midnight, and the temperature lifts. Just enough. Switzerland closes the door gently behind you. Featuring AI-generated parody entries inspired by the Faroe Islands, Finland, Iceland, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, and Switzerland, this episode moves from frost to warmth, from distance to stillness, from wide open skies to closed eyes. Seven tracks. One long exhale. Faroe Islands — Eysturvindur, Finland — Frozen Flame, Iceland — Frozen Echoes, Latvia — Midnight over Daugava, Lithuania — Midnight Between Pines, Malta — Heaven's Echo, Switzerland — Under the Quiet Sky, 🎶 No noise. No rush. Just Eurovision — after dark.
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  • Episode 4: The Ones Who Mean It

    Episode 4: The Ones Who Mean It
    2026/03/21
    Episode 4 doesn't need to prove anything. After the spectacle, the volume, and the pressure — this one sits down. Seven countries that didn't come to win a contest. They came to be heard. Featuring AI-generated parody entries inspired by Cyprus, Moldova, Croatia, Slovenia, Romania, Turkey, and Estonia, this episode trades pyrotechnics for pride. No key changes thrown like grenades. No glitter cannons. Just songs that sound like the places they came from — tavernas, river valleys, harbour walls, and cobblestone squares. Seven tracks. No fireworks. Just roots. Cyprus — Island Home, Moldova — Heart of Moldova, Croatia — Together We Rise, Slovenia — Med River and Mountain, Romania — Hearts of Romania, Turkey — Golden Grip, Estonia — Tales of Tallinn, 🎶 No spectacle. No apologies. Just Eurovision — the way it sounds when nobody's trying to win.
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  • Episode 3: Maybe a Little Too Much Volume

    Episode 3: Maybe a Little Too Much Volume
    2026/02/20
    After two episodes of spectacle and cultural volume, this one pulls back — not because we've run out of chaos, but because what comes next needs a run-up. Featuring AI-generated parody entries inspired by Azerbaijan, Belgium, Bulgaria, Greece, Norway, and Austria, this episode builds from grounded folk and cinematic tension into something that earns its release. There's restraint. There's pressure. And then there's a bouzouki on a disco floor. Six tracks. One arc. Azerbaijan — Baku in My Heart, Belgium — After the Last Train, Bulgaria — Ash and Honey, Greece — Salt on my Lips, Norway — Daughter of the Northern Sky, Austria — Silent Mountain, Open Sky, 🎶 No rush. No safety net. Just Eurovision — orchestrated.
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  • Episode 2: Cultural Volume Turned All the Way Up

    Episode 2: Cultural Volume Turned All the Way Up
    2026/01/22
    In Episode 2 of Eurovision (Un)Official, we turn the cultural volume knob firmly clockwise. This episode leans into national shorthand, amplified tropes, and the joyful excess that Eurovision does better than anyone else. Featuring AI-generated parody entries inspired by Spain, the Netherlands, Gibraltar, Denmark, Ireland, Poland, and Portugal, these tracks embrace flags, clichés, regional flair, and unapologetic melodrama — until exaggeration stops being satire and starts sounding like a genre of its own. There’s less explaining this time, and more letting it happen. Subtlety was never invited. Spain — Corazón de Fuego Netherlands — Dancing in the Windmills Gibraltar — Rockstar at the Borderline Denmark — Rise of the North Ireland — Shimmer of the Emerald Flow Poland — Rising Lights Portugal — Lusitanian Light 🎶 No restraint. No subtle metaphors. Just Eurovision — turned up until it squeaks.
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  • Episode 1: Welcome to the Contest That Never Was

    Episode 1: Welcome to the Contest That Never Was
    2026/01/21
    In this episode of Eurovision (Un)Official, we explain what this is — mostly so we don’t have to again. Featuring AI-generated Eurovision parody entries inspired by Albania, Germany, Georgia, Italy, San Marino, Sweden, and Ukraine, this episode blends traditional instruments, dramatic vocals, and modern pop production — with just enough chaos to guarantee jury confusion. Along the way, I'll pop in to check on you, and then let the songs introduce itself, and try to explain the questionable creative decisions, and asks the important question: Is this a winner… or a glorious televote disaster? Albania - Zjarr E Malit Germany - Feuer Herz Georgia - Stone in the River Italy - Bella Chaos San Marino - Microstate Megastar Sweden - Where Did the Glitter Go? Ukraine - Bridges of Light 🎶 No voting. No politics. Just Eurovision — lovingly exaggerated.
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