So Three Trans Femmes walk into a Roman Bathhouse. . .

We invited Historian, YouTuber, and all around Doll Sophie Edwards (We Have Always Existed) into the Basement Lab and possibly a Time Machine so we can learn from her just HOW Gay and Trans the Ancient world really was and more importantly how it is indeed ALL WRESTLING.

Grab yer neighbors Gladius* we are off to the Fights!

Ella Tailor (Wednesday Night Fake Fights) has a Theory of Everything

Bugs Maytrix (Podatag Podcast, Attic Magic) has a Magic Card for Everything.

Together we are going to prove that Everything is Wrestling.

*with consent

Music:

“The Sex Theme from Everything is Wrestling” by socks.

Available at socksedm.bandcamp.com

Find socks. at linktr.ee/socksedm

• (00:00:01) - Oh My God!
• (00:00:19) - Gay Kings
• (00:01:51) - A Taste of the Lab
• (00:02:31) - Bugs on Fake Fights With Sophie Edwards
• (00:05:13) - Nero Is Trans in Ancient Rome
• (00:07:17) - Sophie on The Cult of Nero
• (00:12:37) - Jimmy Hart on His Publicists
• (00:13:27) - Elagabalus, The Trans Femme Emperor
• (00:17:35) - I Had A Thought About The Trans Empress
• (00:19:04) - I Want To Be The Least Reliable Source
• (00:20:05) - Transsexual Queen of The Year
• (00:22:28) - Hot Goth Girl Ancestors
• (00:26:09) - Did Trans People Drink Pregnant Mare Urine?
• (00:29:27) - Wisconsin: My Long Abandoned Motherland
• (00:30:28) - milo on the Inari
• (00:31:33) - Gladiators vs Wrestling
• (00:34:53) - Punishment For Gladiators
• (00:37:59) - Jimmy Hart's Gives
• (00:38:59) - Jimmy Hart Explained
• (00:42:40) - Paul Heyman On His Death
• (00:43:40) - Vince McMahon's Black Saturday Story
• (00:47:48) - Vin Diesel on The AWA
• (00:48:46) - Steve Jobs: Selling Out Is Okay
• (00:51:36) - Ted Turner vs Vince McMahon
• (00:56:35) - Vinnie Mac on AEW and His Contract
• (00:57:17) - Transsexual Selling Out
• (01:01:25) - Bugs Matrix On Where To Find A Movie
• (01:04:42) - Hello, How Do You Talk On A Podcast?

Hey, I heard you like Gambling, so I put Gambling on Yer Gambling for Gambling!. . .

SIKE! It’s a Two-fer. Episode 1 has our guest Kennedy Cooper (The Most Important Election of Our Lives) is here and they have zero interest in playing nice. First they blow Bugs and Ella’s fragile minds with the cost of Cardboard and then they REFUSE to learn from Pro Wrestling history.

I ain’t buying a Pikachu that can’t fight.

Ella Tailor (Wednesday Night Fake Fights) has a Theory of Everything

Bugs Maytrix (Podatag Podcast, Attic Magic) has a Magic Card for Everything.

Together we are going to prove that Everything is Wrestling.

Music:

“The Sex Theme from Everything is Wrestling” by socks.

Available at socksedm.bandcamp.com

Find socks. at linktr.ee/socksedm

• (00:00:01) - A Card For Your Guy
• (00:00:28) - The French Crème of Thanos
• (00:00:45) - Tolarian Academy
• (00:02:34) - Unlock: Infinite Mana Loop
• (00:03:25) - Urza
• (00:04:31) - How Much Money Do Cards Cost?
• (00:05:54) - Everything Is Wrestling With Ella and Bugs
• (00:06:57) - A Difficult Guest on The Colbert Report
• (00:08:20) - Magic The Gathering: Card Games Are Full of Gambling
• (00:12:56) - The Pokemon Trading Card Market
• (00:17:17) - Van Gogh Inspired Pikachu Pokemon Card
• (00:21:37) - Oh My God, I Would Pay Thousands Of Dollars For That Little
• (00:22:38) - The Cost of Playing Pokemon TCG
• (00:26:41) - How to Get a Rare Pokemon Card
• (00:30:42) - The Magic card with the Art Version
• (00:33:02) - Fezendipity Ex for $70
• (00:36:14) - The Most Expensive Pokemon Card
• (00:40:05) - Is Dark Signal a Max Pokemon in Pokemon?
• (00:44:12) - Pokemon 13 card art review
• (00:45:48) - Is It Just Because People Like Umbreon?
• (00:47:11) - Pro Wrestling: A Legitimate Competition
• (00:52:46) - "This is a Russian nesting doll of fake markets"
• (00:54:17) - Don't Bet on the End Results of WWE Matches
• (01:00:52) - I'm In Love With Lady Squeakums
• (01:02:59) - The Most Democratic Podcast in the History of Podcasts
• (01:06:05) - AEW Dynamite Wrestling Recap Podcast
• (01:09:11) - Send The Binder

Sometimes when two Podcasters like each other very very much. . .


So Bugs and Ella got together one afternoon to talk about Magic the Gathering and Wrestling and the next thing you know Bugs and Ella had a Pod Baby and the Baby looked at me and said "Make yet another podcast."

And now the baby is here to wreak knowledge and terror upon an unsuspecting world.

Ella Tailor (Wednesday Night Fake Fights) has a Theory of Everything
Bugs Maytrix (Podatag Podcast, Attic Magic) has a Magic Card for Everything.

Together we are going to prove that Everything is Wrestling.


Music:
“The Sex Theme from Everything is Wrestling” by socks.
Available at socksedm.bandcamp.com
Find socks. at linktr.ee/socksedm

• (00:00:03) - What Does An Orchestral Pit Smell Like?
• (00:01:29) - Everything Is Wrestling
• (00:05:18) - Everything Is Wrestling, Stupid
• (00:06:59) - Meddling the Magic card
• (00:11:51) - Jujji Katami : The Salt of the Earth Arm
• (00:14:40) - Oh My Gosh
• (00:15:16) - Chris Jericho Doing Magic
• (00:17:58) - Garfield Solving John's Counter Spell
• (00:19:26) - What's A Foreign Object Heel
• (00:23:45) - Kill This Guy In A Fighting Game
• (00:27:23) - Bleed Elimination
• (00:29:18) - Ah, Assassin's Creed Magic Card
• (00:31:19) - Ezio Auditor in Magic 2
• (00:33:18) - SpongeBob SquarePants Magic The Gathering Card
• (00:36:43) - Goth Girls Spitting Oil In Each Other's Mouth
• (00:39:50) - Goth Girls Spitting In Each Other's Mouth
• (00:44:11) - Everything Is Wrestling, Season 2