After Earth crosses the tail of a rogue comet, EJ and Rory’s semi-truck becomes self-aware and decides it would like to see other people. To help them deal with the breakup, David Gonzalez finally takes them up on reviewing the cocaine fueled thrill ride, “MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!”

Safe inside their semi-truck, Rory and EJ accidentally come across a war between ancient Chinese societies! Now they must make the difficult choice between getting involved to help defeat a dark lord who has ambitions to leave the world in darkness or take the much more cowardly path to stay home and review “BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA” with Marcie Riebe! So without further ado, here’s their crummy review! Age of darkness here we come!

High on Tannis root, EJ and Rory discuss “ROSEMARY’S BABY” with special guests Jay Salerno and Megan Elizabeth! During this episode, they break down the film, its legacy, and their one-night stand with the dark lord! Quality stuff, folks!

This Friday the 13th, Captains Matthew Renaldi and Greg Caldwell welcome EJ and Rory aboard the S.S. Lazarus to take a luxury cruise from Crystal Lake to Crystal Ocean where they discuss the much maligned slasher entry “FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN!” There were a couple of other guests who were scheduled to record who had some legitimately insightful takes on this film, but Jason hacked them up…so now you’re left with whatever dumb thoughts these jerks have to share.

After a friendly game of basketball ends with the explosion of Matthew Rinaldi’s head, EJ and Rory quickly review the Wes Craven joint “DEADLY FRIEND” so they can learn the science behind turning their headless friend into a robot. Watch out, America! Here comes Robo Rinaldi! Oh, and Rory turns into a BB for some reason…just like EJ predicted.

After a long night of turning tricks, EJ and Rory wind down for the evening by inviting David Gonzalez and friend of the show Greg Caldwell over to review a love letter to Frankenstein that only Troma could have produced, “FRANKENHOOKER!” Will the gang take what they’ve learned from this film to finally resurrect Young Vince? Probably not….it’s late.

This week, EJ and Rory decide to plummet their listenership by reviewing the mostly forgotten zombie love story, “MY BOYFRIEND’S BACK!” Listen as two grown men attempt to shed a little light on a film they loved back when they were weird zombie loving children!

After reviewing the survival horror film “READY OR NOT”, the gang decides to honor their own dark pact with Satan by hunting guests Jay Salerno and Greg Caldwell! Who will survive? Eh…who cares?