Your worried I'm gonna pinch you because you were in my seats?? Should you break up with your friend because they didn't text you on your birthday?? Producer Jess crafts a diabolical cocktail to celebrate 50 episodes. Charley's a tank. Pinchmeister is dominating the socials. Sponsored by Peanut BUTTer and Tinkle Town.

Drink along at home!

Palomaroma:

• Tequila
• Squirt
• Lime
• Durian Extract

Your boss replaces you with AI then demands you come back to take the blame for the clanker's mistakes?? Your Hubby can't watch the baby for 90 minutes while you try to relax?? Also Baby 2 Clitz and some deep discussion on parenting.

Gengar:

• Sour Cherry schnapps
• Blackberry schnapps
• Cherries
• Grape Soda

Your friend used the ticket you bought for them but didn't go to your wedding?? Your wife threw away all your Pokemon cards?? Alex fights with his microphone the entire episode?? The word of the day is: Dum Dums.

3 Unwanted Guests:

• Proseco
• Whiskey
• Banana Liquer
• Rum

A long-term house guests invites MORE guests to your house for a week?? A Wedding venue buys your Air BnB right out from under you months before your wedding?? What's Mr Banana up to these days?? Sponsored by Trolli Breakfast Sausage and Jurbo.

Fake Your Own Liquid Death:

• Liquid Death Mountain Dont
• Ouzo
• Birds Eye Chili Flakes

Homie fakes their death?? Bro invites you on a vacation and can't pay for anything?? The Stedderbelt Cinimatic Universe? A sexy mystery leg??

Shell Shocked:

• Camo Flavored 4 Loko
• Peach Redbull
• Tequila
• Pork Cracklins

The EPIC conclusion of our 2 part episode gets Kevin into the coveted GIMME GIMME Hall of Fame! Automobiles and Soda Pops. The episode's not short, it's just cold in here...

Manager keeps asking you to cover for a no-show leading to 16 hour shifts?? Part one in a true saga of Kevin proportions?? 40 man raids in your no-no zone???

If you don't clean up your plates I'm gonna TOSS EM?? I'm cheating on my wife but she's not allowed to cheat on me?? Scummy Scummy Dummies?

Thanks to our sponsors Rizz Rag and Jizz Rag.