Welcome to part two of the episode so epic it could not be contained in a single segment. Hayes waxes poetic about the Revolutionary War (typical Bostonian behavior), then gets into a vicious tear down argument with Em about the ethics of Esperanto.

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[recorded in 2025]

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This one is a doozey! We start by catching up on all of Em's mishaps attempting to move to France, and learn about Hayes' bizarre medical situation that somehow led him to collect his pee. From horribly mistaken identity to flooded apartments, there was so much juicy topics to discuss that we had to split this up into two parts!

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Trigger warning: alcoholism, medical racism

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[recorded in September 2025]

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[recorded in 2025]

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Hello friends! We have a guest today- Molly who works for the Naval industrial complex sits down with us and lays out the various mysteries of the deep, including her cogent thoughts on The Titanic, Jules Verne and the existence of mermaids. We actually got a real expert this time - we promise!

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[recorded in July, 2025 lol]

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After discussing yurts and exposing Hayes's lack of basic world geography, Em and Hayes talk about the (at the time) most recent terrible supreme court ruling regarding trans people, and their own experiences as transgender children. To read about the ruling: https://glaad.org/supreme-court-skrmetti/.

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[recorded in 2025]

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Hayes and Em discuss the the evils of social media, give their (mostly) unqualified opinions on AI, and debate about the gayest pasta shapes. We also wade into some trans discourse and start both an improv beef and a religion beef.

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[recorded in 2025]

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In this episode, Hayes recounts the worst study abroad trip maybe ever to have happened, the most uncomfortable New Hampshire hookup and complains about the lack of DEI in porn. Em reveals a generational lack of musical talent and we also talk about the queer community's relationships to age gaps in friendships, and coming out at work.

This week we have an exciting development...our first ever guest! Welcome Hank, longtime ex employee of evil corporation [REDACTED] where he was in charge of stocking the alligator pits...along with other super villain adjacent activities. Strap in for a seriously wild ride, folks!

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Last week we promised an episode with Kate the urologist. That episode is coming but we encountered some technical issues with our recording...