Welcome to Episode 27 of Heightened Babble! Comedians Brad Williams and JB Ball celebrate World Chocolate Day, Global Forgiveness Day, and National Father-Daughter Take a Walk Together Day with this EPIC episode featuring listener-submitted theme songs, hilarious medical mishap stories, and the most insane Florida woman story you've ever heard.The Nanas absolutely DESTROYED the theme song competition! Brad and JB play and react to five incredible submissions ranging from hard rap to death metal to 80s sitcom vibes. Count Boogie delivers "We Like It Raw," Cynthia brings classic sitcom energy, LJ Carlisi whistles their ... well, you'll see. Matt Gnarly goes full WWE entrance music, and Stephen Oftenbacher channels Iron Maiden. The guys are blown away and put it to a vote - YOU decide which theme song opens the show every week!Then things get WILD with Two Tall Tales: A South Korean soccer coach weaponizes racism to beat Germany in the 2018 World Cup, and a Florida woman gets arrested for riding a miniature donkey named Nacho into Kohl's while sipping a margarita. The conversation spirals into Kirk Cousins and his Kohl's obsession, $300+ million in career earnings, the most expensive coffee in the world (made from Asian civet poop), and somehow ends with references to The Whole Nine Yards and "Yanni Gogolak."Heightened Babble is what happens when two stand-up comedians who couldn’t be built more differently take on the world one ridiculous conversation at a time. From comedy and culture to debates, disagreements, and pure nonsense, Brad Willams and JB Ball elevate the art of running their mouths. If you want a comedy podcast that’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and undeniably entertaining, welcome to Heightened BabbleJoin the conversation - Email us Heightenedbabble@gmail.com or call us 323-272-3908Follow us on social media!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heightenedbabblepodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heightenedbabblepodcastFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Heightened-Babble-Podcast/61585004459148/X: https://x.com/heightenedbabblBrad's YouTube: @BradWilliamsComedy Brad's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomicJB's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jbballcomedyChapters

0:00 - Intro: World Chocolate Day & Global Forgiveness Day

2:47 - Patreon Announcement Coming Soon

4:07 - Tour Dates: Hawaii, San Diego, Temecula

8:25 - Shaq Blackface Photoshop Discussion

10:42 - First Class Mail & Theme Song Competition

11:15 - COUNT BOOGIE - "We Like It Raw" (Rap Theme)

12:49 - CYNTHIA - 80s Sitcom Style Theme1

4:00 - LJ CARLISI - SpongeBob Whistle Theme

16:26 - MATT GNARLY - Death Metal/WWE Theme

19:00 - STEPHEN OFTENBACHER - Iron Maiden Style Theme

21:00 - Wrestler Entrance Music Fantasy

24:10 - Vote on YouTube Community Tab

24:26 - Medical Mishap Email: Cerebral Palsy Diagnosis

26:40 - The Missing Uterus Story

29:21 - Liam Neeson Pay Gap Interview (HILARIOUS)

33:39 - Mass Juggalo: Paralyzed Toe Story

38:55 - Two Tall Tales: South Korean Coach Uses Racism Strategy

42:40 - Bosnia Geography Lesson

46:23 - Jimmy O. Yang Sound Drop Debut

51:29 - World Cup = Cousins Who Get Along

55:08 - Two Tall Tales: Florida Woman & Nacho the Donkey

56:18 - What Even Is Kohl's?

58:55 - Kirk Cousins Kohl's Cash Deep Dive

1:02:24 - $321 Million Career Earnings Discussion

1:08:18 - Kopi Luwak: Asian Civet Poop Coffee

1:14:52 - Yanni Gogolak Reference (The Whole Nine Yards)

1:16:33 - Episode Recap & Outro

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Join comedians Brad Williams and JB Ball for another hilarious episode of Heightened Babble! In this week's show, the guys dive deep into some seriously wild stories and celebrate the show's six-month anniversary. Brad reveals the infamous "Brad Williams Rule" at a comedy club in Richland, Washington (trust us, you need to hear this story), and both hosts get candid about their past mishaps that led to actual rules being created.The Nanas (that's you, the listeners!) bring the heat with incredible voicemail stories including the legendary "Slugger" bathroom tale and the heartwarming "Obi-Wan Kenobi" nickname origin story. The guys also explore lady boners, sexual awakenings, and some seriously questionable parenting decisions involving $100 tooth fairy payments. Plus, they discuss the ongoing Dan Sullivan vs. Dan Sullivan vs. Dan Sullivan Senate race in Alaska, a 37-year-old woman trying to pass as a 12-year-old for adoption, and a cop who pulled his gun over microwaved fish. Yes, you read that correctly.Follow us on social media!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heightenedbabblepodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heightenedbabblepodcastFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Heightened-Babble-Podcast/61585004459148/X: https://x.com/heightenedbabblBrad's YouTube: @BradWilliamsComedy Brad's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomicJB's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jbballcomedy---Chapter Markers0:00:00 - Intro & International Asteroid Day0:03:39 - Six Month Anniversary Celebration0:04:03 - Patreon Announcement Coming Soon0:05:00 - Tour Dates: Hawaii, San Diego, Temecula0:09:05 - First Class Mail Begins0:10:40 - "Slugger" - The Louisville Slugger Bathroom Story0:13:29 - Obi-Wan Kenobi - The One Ball Story0:16:15 - The $100 Tooth Fairy Mistake0:20:02 - Corvettes, Midlife Crisis & Vans0:23:15 - Lady Boners: Robert Plant Sexual Awakening0:26:15 - Princess Bride & Wesley Lady Boners0:30:47 - Auto Insurance Identity Mix-Up Story0:33:03 - Alaska Senate: Dan Sullivan vs Dan Sullivan vs Dan Sullivan0:34:11 - Two Tall Tales: 37-Year-Old Posing as 12-Year-Old0:46:35 - Two Tall Tales: Cop Draws Gun Over Microwaved Fish0:53:18 - The Brad Williams Rule (Jokers Comedy Club)0:56:30 - JB Ball's Blow Dryer Incident1:01:30 - Charles Barkley's Ass & NBA Rules1:03:42 - Dallas JFK Assassination X Marker1:06:02 - Andre the Giant Fart Stories1:12:38 - Rules You're Responsible For (Clerks 2 Story)1:13:36 - Outro & Listener PromptsHeightened Babble is what happens when two stand-up comedians who couldn’t be built more differently take on the world one ridiculous conversation at a time. From comedy and culture to debates, disagreements, and pure nonsense, Brad Willams and JB Ball elevate the art of running their mouths. If you want a comedy podcast that’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and undeniably entertaining, welcome to Heightened Babble## YouTube TagsBrad Williams, JB Ball, Heightened Babble, comedy podcast, stand up comedy, funny stories, Brad Williams podcast, podcast clips, comedy duo, tall tales, weird news, Florida man stories, police stories, nickname stories, lady boners, sexual awakening stories, tooth fairy stories, comedy club stories, touring comedian, dwarf comedian, Alaska politics, Dan Sullivan, fish microwave, Andre the Giant, Princess Bride, Robert Plant, stand up comedians, funny podcast moments, voicemail stories, listener stories, Nanas podcast, heightened babble podcast## Hashtags#BradWilliams #JBBall #HeightenedBabble #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #PodcastClips #FunnyStories #ComedyDuo #TallTales #WeirdNews #PodcastHighlights #Nanas #ComedianLife #TourLife #PodcastCommunity #TrueC#podcast #comedy #comedian #comedians #funny #podcastclips Produced by @IsaacAbrams at Minimum Focus Studios

Join comedians Brad Williams and JB Ball for another hilarious episode of Heightened Babble! This week, the dynamic duo celebrates some truly bizarre holidays including National Detroit Style Pizza Day, National Pink Day (for the singer, of course), and National Hydration Day. But the real celebration? National Let It Go Day - and Brad reveals his airplane philosophy when it comes to following that advice.

The episode kicks into high gear as Brad and JB finally dive into their first-ever voicemails! After weeks of waiting, the Nanas (that's you, the listeners) have delivered with theme song submissions and Mount Rushmore delegation picks. Count Boogie drops an original jingle that gets the guys' approval, while listeners James and Trish submit their picks for Black and White delegations - plus Trish introduces an entirely new Women's Mount Rushmore that includes Tammy Duckworth, Simone Biles, RuPaul, and Lady Gaga. The guys debate everything from whether gymnastics is actually a sport (JB has OPINIONS) to why Weird Al Yankovic absolutely needs to headline the Super Bowl halftime show.

Follow us on social media!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heightenedbabblepodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heightenedbabblepodcastFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Heightened-Babble-Podcast/61585004459148/X: https://x.com/heightenedbabblBrad's YouTube: @BradWilliamsComedy Brad's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomicJB's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jbballcomedy

Chapter Markers

**00:00** - Intro & Holiday Celebrations

**05:01** - Tour Dates & Specials Announcements

**07:00** - First Class Male: Voicemail Segment Intro

**08:03** - Count Boogie's Theme Song Submission

**12:00** - Mount Rushmore Wars: James's Picks

**20:00** - Debating Colin Powell & Snoop Dogg

**24:00** - Is Gymnastics a Sport? Brad vs JB

**28:00** - Trish's Women's Mount Rushmore

**35:00** - Lady Gaga, RuPaul & The Meat Suit

**39:00** - Two Tall Tales: 5,300-Year-Old Mummy Bread

**42:00** - Defenders of the Yeast

**50:00** - Bill Gates' Shit Water Machine

**57:00** - Two Tall Tales: Teen Fakes Kidnapping to Skip Work

**01:03:00** - Tire Store Puns & Bad Life Decisions

**01:08:00** - Zip Ties, Condoms & Awkward Purchases

**01:17:00** - Episode Wrap-Up & Theme Song Challenge

Heightened Babble is what happens when two stand-up comedians who couldn’t be built more differently take on the world one ridiculous conversation at a time. From comedy and culture to debates, disagreements, and pure nonsense, Brad Willams and JB Ball elevate the art of running their mouths. If you want a comedy podcast that’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and undeniably entertaining, welcome to Heightened Babble

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