Source: a tweet from David Serpa, political candidate in California

Ready lyrics

Let’s make it clear: They weren’t just against meThey are against the U.S.The United States and us

I’m not a billionaireI’m not richI’m a combat veteranAnd a dad with 5 kids

I want to make a differenceThere will be no quarterIt is no longer about winningIt is about freedom, our freedom

Everyone is tired of endless warEveryone is tired of being poorEveryone is tired of corruptionEveryone wants more prosecution

This is a land our forefathers imaginedA land our great-grandparents builtA land lost sadly by our parentsA Republic left for us to restore

Remember, it was your choiceI’m ready to die for itI know where I’m goingAre you ready to die for it?

Remember, it was your choiceI’m ready to die for itI know where I’m goingAre you ready to die for it?

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It’s Not That Easy is a country ballad with lyrics adapted from an article by Ward Clark, columnist for RedState (https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/26/what-would-life-really-look-like-under-a-totalitarian-regime-n2198524).

It’s Not That Easy

In a dictatorship everything is gone.The First and Second Amendments are gone.No free speech, ever again.No freedom of conscience.No right to bear arms.All the Bill of Rights is gone.The Constitution is suspended.Elections are cancelled orAre one-party, one-choice sham elections.That’s what a dictatorial regime looks like.

We’ve seen this happen, time and again,in Lenin and Stalin’s Soviet Union,in Mao’s China, in Pol Pot’s Cambodia,in Castro’s Cuba, and in North Korea.It’s the left that does these things.It’s the left that always calls for more government.It’s always the left that wants to throttle dissent.It’s always the left that wants to disarm us,To intimidate us, to control us,And to sweep us aside if we oppose them.They can’t.In the United States, it’s just not that easy.

In the United States, it’s just not that easy.

Music and performance by Mureka.AI. Lyrics adapted from Ward Clark, What Would Life Really Look Like Under a Totalitarian Regime?

This country ballad features the funny side of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, a real American hero — May he rest in peace!

Chuck Norris Funnies lyrics

Chuck Norris was a man for all seasonsAnd for all reasonsHis name and style are legendAnd he saw his fans as friends

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ballThe dark is afraid of Chuck NorrisIf you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.Forever.

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck NorrisThe wrong way just onceYou know what happened to themChuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

We live in an expanding universeAll trying to get away from Chuck NorrisChuck Norris can speak BrailleAnd can tie his shoes with his feet

Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadowBecause it was following too closeIt now stands 15 feet behind himAlways andforever

Chuck Norris once kicked a coal mineAnd turned it into a diamond mineChuck Norris doesn’t wear a watchHe decides what time it is

Chuck Norris once went skydivingBut promised never to do it againOne Grand Canyon is enough.Chuck Norris stands faster than anyone can run

Chuck Norris’ belly buttonIs actually a power outletChuck Norris destroyed the periodic tableBecause he only recognizes the element of surprise

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomesChuck Norris has 72 genesAnd they’re all lethalChuck Norris can divide by zero

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at nightHe checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobraAfter 5 days of agonizing pain, the cobra diedChuck Norris has a mug of nailsInstead of coffee in the morning

Chuck Norris doesn’t read booksHe stares them downUntil he gets what he wantsChuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain

Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twiceIn the Beginning there was nothingThen Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothingAnd told it to get a job

Chuck Norris was a man for all seasonsAnd for all reasonsHis name and style are legendAnd he saw his fans as friends

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