It's Aileen's turn this week to tell the 9:30 Society all about the third episode of the second season of Are You Afraid of the Dark, The Tale of Locker 22. In this episode Julie has the grave misfortune of attending the worst high school in Canada. The walls are covered in spray paint and the halls are prowled by menacing bullies who have no problem cornering a teenage girl in a part of the school that doesn't see much foot traffic. If things weren't bad enough, Julie finds a tacky old necklace from the 60's which transports the wearer back in time to the 1960s where the ghost of a teenager killed in a lab accident is looking for someone, anyone, who can change the course of history so that she doesn't die at this horrible school.

Don't forget to listen to Bryan and Dave on Bring Me The Axe! and 99 Cent Rental, Aileen on Uy Que Horror! and Mikie on The Rewatcher!

It's Aileen's turn to tell the 9:30 Society all about the second episode of the second season of Are You Afraid of the Dark, The Tale of the Midnight Madness. In this episode a struggling movie theater gets a second chance when a certain riddle-loving pervert appears mysteriously with a silent horror film that's sure to put asses but this revival comes with a price. The horror turns up when the subject of the mysterious silent film, a very veiny vampire, steps out of the screen to terrorize the theater staff.

Don't forget to listen to Bryan and Dave on Bring Me The Axe! and 99 Cent Rental, Aileen on Uy Que Horror! and Mikie on The Rewatcher!

It's Bryan's turn to tell the 9:30 Society about the season 2 premier episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark, The Tale of the Final Wish. In this episode a young girl on the edge of being a teenager must navigate the unforgiving real world, nasty boy crazy girls, a horrible older brother who is constantly sneaking into her room. Wouldn't it just be easier if she could just disappear into a fairy tale? When that happens, she finds herself face to face with The Sandman, played by Bobcat Goldthwait, who puts her at the center of her very own fairy tale. They're not all they're cracked up to be, it turns out.

Don't forget to listen to Bryan and Dave on Bring Me The Axe! and 99 Cent Rental, Aileen on Uy Que Horror! and Mikie on The Rewatcher!

It's Dave's turn to tell the 9:30 Society about the Are You Afraid of the Dark first season finale episode, The Tale of the Pinball Wizard, an episode about a teenage degenerate and his crippling addiction to pinball machines, or maybe it's a video game, we're honestly not sure and we're not confident that the show's writers know what a video game is, or pinball for that matter.

When Ross is too distracted by video games to notice that the shopping mall closed while he was busy playing games he finds himself the main character in a game where he has to, what else, save the princess. He'll face a bunch of weird obstacles on his way to victory. We have a real hard time staying focused on this one.

Don't forget to listen to Bryan and Dave on Bring Me The Axe! and 99 Cent Rental, Aileen on Uy Que Horror! and Mikie on The Rewatcher!

This week it's Mikie's turn to tell the 9:30 Society about the twelfth episode of the first season, The Tale of the Prom Queen. It's a familiar ghost story but filtered through the lens of Are You Afraid of the Dark. It's the story of two jerks who meet a pretty young girl in the cemetery, as one does, and then proceed to terrorize her and treat her like a jerk as they stumble their way through a local mystery of a tragic death on prom night back in the 60's. Nobody can just be normal on this show.

Don't forget to listen to Bryan and Dave on Bring Me The Axe! and 99 Cent Rental, Aileen on Uy Que Horror! and Mikie on The Rewatcher!

In this episode, Aileen guides The 9:30 Society through the 11th episode of the first season of Are You Afraid of the Dark, The Tale of the Dark Music. It's a tale of revenge, a family curse and, nominally, music.

Andy, his mother, and sister are moving into a house they mysteriously inherited from a distant uncle that nobody in the family seems to remember. There's work to be done in the basement so mom sends Andy, famously afraid of the dark, down into the dank, dark basement, a weird museum of old crap, to do laundry. It is there that he discovers a hidden door that reveals terrible secrets when music is played. Feed it bodies and the terrible beings from beyond promise Andy great things. So he becomes a serial killer. We can hardly believe it.

Don't forget to listen to Bryan and Dave on Bring Me The Axe! and 99 Cent Rental, Aileen on Uy Que Horror! and Mikie on The Rewatcher!

In this episode, Bryan tells The 9:30 Society about the 10th episode of the first season of Are You Afraid of the Dark, The Tale of Jake and the Leprechaun, in which a kid who just wants to fulfill his dream of acting in a play ends up groomed by a creature of Irish folklore (sort of) and gets magical help from another creature from Irish folklore. There's bad accents, a hideous subtext about a grown man and a young boy, and a super cringe portrayal of little people in this one.

Don't forget to listen to Bryan and Dave on Bring Me The Axe! and 99 Cent Rental, Aileen on Uy Que Horror! and Mikie on The Rewatcher!

In this episode Dave takes the 9:30 Society through the 9th episode of the first season of Are You Afraid of the Dark, The Tale of the Sorcerer's Apprentice in which a dorky loser named Dean falls under the wicked spell of an ancient wizard who promises him power, influence, and a cool leather jacket in exchange for his help in bringing him back from the great beyond. Lucky for Dean, his unshakeable friendship with a girl named Alix, will turn out to be strong enough to resist the pull of Cool Dean Magic.

Don't forget to listen to Bryan and Dave on Bring Me The Axe! and 99 Cent Rental, Aileen on Uy Que Horror! and Mikie on The Rewatcher!