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  • My Debts are ruining my new relationship | EP187 Luke & Pete
    2026/04/07

    On this weeks episode they boys have a surprise guest who just shows up half way though filming. Petes new son has arrived. Why Luke has never used dating apps and a dilemma where a woman has so much debt its ruing a new relationship she just started.

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 charlotte has given birth

    10:04 I don’t like the word daddy

    14:50 Tour stories: Pete offended a woman at our live show

    22:04 “Dealing with sibling rivalry now you have two”

    27:50 Do doctors have a conflict of interest?

    39:59 funny story about Face ID to unlock phone

    45:16 “why I won’t use dating apps”

    47:52 “I don’t like the word evil”

    Dilemma: My Debts are ruining my new relationship


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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  • Sex Before a Fight? Derek Chisora Tells the Truth | EP186 Luke & Pete
    2026/03/31
    On this weeks episode the boys sit down with the heavy weight boxing legend Derek Chisora and have a chat about violence, ego and the things men don’t say out loud. Would you fight your friend for money? Does sex affect performance? And what do you regret not doing because of fear? A brutally honest look at the mindset behind stepping into a ring to fight another man. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 boxing chat: how much do you pay sparing partners? Pete is considering it5:33 Could you fight a friend in the ring and hurt them for money?6:11 has your expenses gone up the more successful you’ve become? + black people focus on style to much 9:15 **sound quality improves**10:13 “black people haven’t done anything for our people in the last 50 years”£200 million in the bank what’s the first thing you’d do?15:51 having guidance is very important for success 17:11 “I don’t eat pum pum”21:12 do you abstain from sex during for a fight? + Pete’s missing ejaculation 24:21 difference between ladies and women 26:14 “I drive a smart car” 28:08 what do you do for fun?30:02 how does a man eat ass?33:50 how long have you been married?35:39 real men don’t exist anymore + Cheating38:38 Being around Anthony Joshua 42:00 fighting friends 42:41 who wins Joshua vs Fury?43:25 boxing is just business like tennis 44:40 is boxing a corrupt sport?46:27 what’s up with turki al sheikh holding boxers hands?50:26 can you be friendly with an opponent before you fight?53:37 “if it kicked off with me and you I would try and shoot you” 56:24 most important rule in boxing if you want to survive 55:54 “I’m loved by everybody” + what makes people hated 57:46 what ways are you peculiar around money?59:02 what job would you do if you weren’t boxing?1:00:45 most useful career advice?1:02:34 how do you sabotage your own possibilities of success? 1:04:02 you can never leave boxing1:05:19 would you fight Jake Paul?1:06:24 is there anything you regret not doing due to fear?1:10:14 what would your ideal p*rn be like?1:14:49 society is getting ruined by clickbait 1:17:16 Would you go to an ex’s funeral? Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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  • The World’s Smallest Woman… And Her 6ft Husband | EP185 Luke & Pete
    2026/03/24
    On this weeks episode the boys discuss the worlds smallest woman dating a normal sized man. They dig into the manoshpere doc and they answer a dilemma that exposes both of them intimately.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 live shows Vs TikTok live 5:07 who’s the woman in the relationship? 13:58 Manosphere documentary 32:43 worlds smallest woman dating full size man 46:38 half siblings 51:38 Jeff bezos married a woman with kids 53:47 Pete gets confused again!!59:06 funny sayings 1:02:37 Dilemma: Am I weird that I think about my boyfriend’s ex to climax?Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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  • He Lied to Get Her Into Bed… Should That Be Illegal? | 184 Luke & Pete
    2026/03/17

    On this weeks episode the boys talk sex by deception. a man started a family with a woman and he already had a family should he go to prison for lying? Elton John had a pointless operation according to Luke. And has someone tracked down Charlotte? This and much more.


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



    0:00 the live show is near + why has Elton John done this?

    7:02 walking on eggshells at your job

    10:45 why do people who’ve been hurt want to hurt others?

    14:58 is celebrity talent passed on to their kids? + kids personality is determined by…

    20:40 should lying in relationships be punishable by law? + good looking people don’t have personality?

    31:52 can you date normal people if you are really successful?

    34:59 Has Charlotte been found by a sheetster?

    38:13 has my son got a speech impediment? + family time vs working

    46:48 bad jobs + bad experiences teach so much

    53:32 weird socks

    Dilemma: my stuck up cousin has joined only fans, should I let her know I know?

    1:02:15 is there a difference between gay and bi?


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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  • Kelly Osbourne, Weight Loss & The ‘Love Your Body’ LIE!!! | EP183
    2026/03/10

    On this week episode the boys talk weight loss and judging women different to men. Would you let your son wear nail varnish? And they have a dilemma from a woman who has a boyfriend but thinks she’s a lesbian.


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 posh people speaking slang

    7:58 getting angry at people for not understanding me

    10:25 “my daughter went for a sleepover” (Pete’s weird response) + feeling like a pervert

    25:21 letting your son wear nail varnish

    34:11 “I’m like Jesus” + “I’m questioning my belief in god”

    37:16 Kelly Osbourne + what keeps you attractive as you age?

    42:31 “I don’t think Denzel Washington is that great of an actor”

    47:37 white women rapping

    50:46 street performer knocks over kid during stunt

    54:19 high functioning autism? so what’s low functioning?

    57:12 “my sons have very different ideologies”

    1:01:25 dilemma: “I have a boyfriend but think I’m a lesbian”

    1:30:55 “best carpenter we have ever worked with”


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


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  • BAFTA’s Tourette’s controversy, who’s to blame? | EP182
    2026/03/03

    On this weeks episode the boys talk the racist Tourette’s incident at the BAFTA’s and who’s to blame? A woman Luke interacted with online he found out was recently sent to prison. And do you feel obligated to return a favour if one is done for you?

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Letter of complaint, again👀

    6:22 one our dear Sheetsters are in trouble

    15:19 Is it a medical problem or just age?

    18:32 health is the most important thing

    23:31 feeling obligated after a favour

    29:38 “woman who I don’t like got sent to prison”

    36:53 “she looks bad but I could sleep with out of novelty”

    39:07 “why I couldn’t get with a trans woman”

    40:54 BAFTA’s racist incident

    58:25 do black people care more about gayness then murder?

    1:08:07 smuggling drugs


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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  • Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181
    2026/02/24

    On this week’s episode, the boys ask why rich people are so weird — and what would’ve happened if they’d ever been invited to the island. Plus, when dating gets serious, when should you actually start talking about money?


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



    0:00 Pete would be a terrible boss

    7:04 Epstein and Elon

    13:10 people who most get offended don’t seem to come from any struggle

    17:50 Epstein emails

    24:36 If you went to the “island” innocently?

    29:30 wanting to be knighted by the royal family

    34:11 “ how much money would it take to change us”?

    37:32 turning down an MBE

    44:18 biggest tragedy in America

    52:51 we are like animals

    59:24 question: when should people saying discuss their financial situation?


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

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    1 時間 18 分
  • Girls Overheard on Talking Sheet (Special Guest Episode) | EP180
    2026/02/17

    On this week’s episode, the boys are joined by the Glasgow-based Girls Overheard podcast. Together they dive into dating, love, cheating, and why women might fall in love faster than men. And of course… it gets crazy and filthy, because Luke and Pete are involved.

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 introducing the girls

    5:35 How we met + “are you dating each others brothers?”

    9:06 “condoms are an ick”

    15:33 what girls overheard podcast is about

    19:08 what Luke gets sent on WhatsApp

    22:34 is it different when a woman cheats?

    26:13 women fall in love easier then men

    34:37 The prank that made her cry

    36:55 last time Luke and Pete got really upset with each other

    43:49 piercings

    48:04 Pete gets confused and comes across as a perv😂😂😂😂

    49:10 “my partner won’t tell her family she’s dating a brown man”

    57:40 how measure penis length

    59:10 “my partner won’t take of his condom when we have sex”

    1:04:24 weird bedroom stuff


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

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