Carrie, Max, and Producer Drew wonder at their ages and the passage of time in the Trump era. Bill Gates holds a (very short) press conference before Definitely Voluntarily testifying before Congress on Epstein.

Carrie and Max are joined by Producer Drew! They learn gardening secrets, try to parse out our crazy AI present, and most importantly Drew has selected a billionaire to track!

Carrie and Max swap stories about their experience on game shows! They consider Leukovorin for Carrie's Autism, absolutely REFUSE cookies, and Carrie announces the results for her artworks at the LA County Fair!

Carrie and newly-appointed Producer Drew welcome Greg From Video to the Funky Forest! Greg is formerly from Jubilee as a resident Leftie, and shares his experiences on the platform.

Carrie and Max discover their blood types as two new Billionaires enter the Bust! They also consider a new AI shoplifting prevention tool, and wonder at people who welcome their new AI overlords.

That guy admits the President outlived his prediction as Carrie and Max bravely fill the silences left by Russell Brand and an aspiring Congressperson.

Carrie and Max deal with their everyday American panic by calling the White House and demanding that the switchboard operator quit.

Carrie introduces Max to Adam James (aka EpistemicCrisis), a physical therapist who has been smugly predicting the president’s death (down to the day!) for weeks.