If ever there is a time to celebrate, it's when comedian, off-Broadway star and top-tier Patron Bryan Safi @bryansafi stops by to shower us with a laugh that warms the heart and a spirit that soothes the soul. He's one of those guests where nothing is planned, and then the perfect episode slowly unfolds. Tales from Michelle's local post office, where a postman is either shaming or hitting on Mich (both?) and her sizable feet, which may be retribution for a horrible Collins Family situation that took place there years prior. Bryan walks us through his time on Steve Harvey's Family Feud, and our bid to SWEEP on Celebrity Wheel. Plus, the grat mystery of our time: What happened to GOOD designer/fast fashion collabs? The landfills wanna know! So we ask: Is there an interaction you've had where you've caught strays from a stranger for no reason?? DM us on Patreon or @themichcollshow on IG and we'll read them on an upcoming ep!

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Michelle is thrilled to welcome resident Bravo expert Brian J. Moylan (of Substack fame!) back to the show, as there is MUCH to discuss. One of our favorite topics, Disney Adults, is back on the scene, as Michelle and Brian unpack the psychology behind it and, naturally, Soon-Yi's Mickey Mouse watch. Brian sees the new James Cameron/Billie Eilish 3-D film, in which even special effects can't keep Michelle from famously dozing off. And it wouldn't be a Brian episode without unpacking some Bravo drama: A man getting caught cheating live in Rhode Island on camera? Imagine the interior or your HUMMER giving away your secrets, little man! The Ladies of London have finally crossed a threshold with Mich, and the Summer House leak has been mostly scrubbed from the internet, but we'll blame the great detective of our time Jennifer Lawrence for making us discuss it. Plus, gentlemen... stop chasing youth!! We want you grizzled and miserable! Love, Mich

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My GOD the twists and turns of this episode with our beloved Peru! Now, before you hit play, a few things to note: Some serious topics are discussed, including TherapyJeff (barf) and his suggestions of a hotline for those considering sexual assault, and a deep dive on the latest viral The Cut article where a friend cuts another friend off for discovering WEGOVY in her fridge. (Eating disorders are a topic here, in case that is upsetting to you.) But there are also a lot of uplifting stories, like Michelle's Cheesecake Factory/Bloomingdales saga that has the happiest ending of all (oh God, thinking about TherapyJeff again.) Plus, thievery is back!! One woman tracks her stolen bag down on Instagram, but not before doxxing a child, and Madonna's corset... whomst amongst you has it?! Buckle up bc controversy abounds today. (Dog sits upright on counter)

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