Luke slept 18 hours before this episode because he was up until 3 AM playing Forza Horizon 6. That's the kind of dedication that costs nearly $200 when you factor in the premium upgrade. Meanwhile Matt was over here still playing Conan Exiles Enhanced on GeForce Now and trying to figure out mod management on a streaming service (spoiler: it's a nightmare).

We also talked about:

• Mixtape on Game Pass — Luke really wants you to play this one. Silverchair and Smashing Pumpkins on the soundtrack, little indie game about friends and memories. Just play it.
• XBOX is all caps again. Yes. Matt polled the audience (well, Microsoft did on Twitter). Everybody said all caps. Done.
• Some leaked photos of what's supposedly the new Xbox Cloud Gaming controller. Luke called bullshit immediately and we stand by that.
• Uwe Boll is making 23 Years Later: The Castle of the Dead because Paul W.S. Anderson is making a House of the Dead movie and Uwe cannot let that stand. God bless him.
• James Bond casting has started. Denis Villeneuve directing. Timothy Dalton deserved better. Luke nominated himself and Rahul.
• Avatar 4 and 5 are now 'very much uncertain.' The third one lost money compared to the first one when you adjust for inflation. James Cameron needs to figure out how to make these for less.
• The Rehearsal season 2 is good. The episode where Nathan Fielder is a baby is... a thing that exists.
• Matt checked Pornhub live on the show and immediately regretted it. AI... stuff. Moving on.

Plus Would I Lie to You, Fallout 5 (coming in the 2030s, don't hold your breath), Obsidian getting roasted by Bethesda after New Vegas, scam phone calls being just normal now — it's all in there.

• Leaked images show Microsoft’s new Xbox Cloud Gaming controller | The Verge
• Xbox is now XBOX | The Verge
• Mixtape
• "28 Years Later 3" Speculation Rises After Post - Dark Horizons
• Uwe Boll Threatens House Of The Dead Sequel 23 Years Later
• James Bond Casting Officially Underway - Dark Horizons
• James Cameron: "Avatar 4" Fate Still Unclear - Dark Horizons

Nicolas Cage is playing Spider-Man in a black-and-white 1950s noir series that's out at the end of this month, and somehow that's not even the wildest thing discussed this week.
Asha Sharma quietly killed Xbox's Copilot integration, an AI assistant that was officially announced as recently as March. Luke is so relieved he can barely contain it. Between that, the price cuts, and the achievement system overhaul, we try to work out whether she's the real deal or if Microsoft just had a drawer full of approved changes waiting for someone new to take credit.
There's also the question of what Peter Molyneux knew and when, as his new Fable-adjacent game Masters of Albion gets caught up in accusations that its predecessor Legacy was a crypto rug pull. We trace the full sorry arc from CryptoZoo to Hawk Tuah to Johnny Depp drinking his investment wine, and end up somewhere near 'nobody learns anything.'
On the genuinely good news side: Alien Isolation 2 is real, Conan Exiles got a surprise free Unreal Engine 5 rebuild that looks stunning, The Guild is crowdfunding a 20th anniversary reunion movie, and the new Resident Evil film from Zack Cregger looks considerably better than its early 'road trip comedy' reputation suggested. Plus Luke has opinions about every movie coming out for the rest of 2025, and the Terminator 2 35th anniversary theatrical run might actually be worth seeing in 70mm.

• No AI on xbox
• Steam Controller: The Ars Technica review - Ars Technica
• Meet the players who lost big money on Peter Molyneux’s failed Legacy - Ars Technica
• "Alien: Isolation 2" Game Location Gets Teased - Dark Horizons
• Sony’s PS5 sales plummet amid price rises and a memory crisis | The Verge
• The Nintendo Switch 2 is getting more expensive later this year - Ars Technica
• "Disclosure Day" Stirs "Close Encounters" Talk - Dark Horizons
• Teaser Trailer: Zach Cregger's "Resident Evil" - Dark Horizons
• Cregger On "Resident Evil" Timeline, Leon Absence - Dark Horizons
• "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" Returns To Cinemas - Dark Horizons
• "The Guild" Reunion Movie Is Happening!!!
• "Odyssey" Trailer Stirs Daddy & Accent Debate - Dark Horizons
• Full Trailer: Nic Cage Is "Spider-Noir" - Dark Horizons

Luke left a Rabbitohs game at halftime (they were up 24-0, which apparently is suspicious rather than reassuring) to record this, so you're welcome. The big Xbox news: Game Pass is cheaper now, but Call of Duty won't be day one anymore because apparently people were actually buying it and Microsoft noticed the gap in their wallet. Project Helix will be a real Xbox you can buy — not just a chip inside someone else's handheld — though the 'available as' phrasing has Matt convinced ASUS will also be selling one. The Black Flag remaster looks sick in motion even if some of the screenshots are weirdly picked. Conan Exiles is getting a free UE5 glow-up on PC, which interrupted Matt's current Dune Awakening era where he basically just pops in every few days to top up his shields. In other news: the guy who leaked the new Avatar movie is in serious trouble in Singapore (Luke's taxi driver once warned him not to pick up a leaf from the ground there, so yeah, that tracks). Tim Cook is out at Apple. And somehow they ended up talking about a 1994 Super Nintendo game that was originally going to be a Hellraiser shooter. As you do.

• "Airbender" Leaker Could Face Years In Prison - Dark Horizons
• John Ternus will replace Tim Cook as Apple CEO - Ars Technica
• Xbox Cuts Game Pass Price, New "Call of Duty" - Dark Horizons
• Xbox Clears Up A Project Helix Rumor, Raises More Questions
• Report: Xbox Game Pass Could Soon Be Going Pick-Your-Own
• Xbox Re-Evaluating Approach To Gaming - Dark Horizons
• "Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced" Trailer - Dark Horizons
• Conan Exiles Enhanced
• Gamers Suing Nintendo To Get Tariff Refund Money
• Super 3D Noah's Ark - Wikipedia
• "Avengers: Endgame" Re-Release Adds Unseen Scenes - Dark Horizons
• Carano Has Talked About "Star Wars" Return - Dark Horizons