In this episode:

• The Brookvale Bloodbath: Arise, Sir Foran

• Brett White has some weird thoughts about beer pong

• The fan experience: Can horseshoes succeed where rally towels have failed?

• Fantasy V'Landys: Stopping the six-agains

• Dante's 3rd circle of NRL Hell: Gluttony

• Isaiah Iongi's perfect spliff gets a shoutout in parliament

• Some investigative journalism!

In this week's episode:

• Enshittification Watch – have we turned the corner?

• Isaiah Iongi gets passed a blunt punishment

• Los Secretos del Valle de Rugby: A Latin American telenova about the Brisbane Broncos

• This week in Hell: a preview of the demons we'll face in Round 4

• Dan reveals some concerns about the podcast

• NRL Book Club: 'Whitewater, white faces' by former North Sydney hooker Tony Rea

This episode brought to you by Anthony Seibold's Angry Birds Merch Store.

In this week's episode:

• The enshittification of rugby league continues (and AJ is the antidote)
• The Dragons' 'Raise the Red' initiative fails to raise much interest
• Rugby league rock party – the best songs inspired by our great game
• Fantasy V'Landys: Bye-bye, byes
• The Panthers' spine is the gang from Seinfeld (and you'll never guess which one is Kramer!)

This episode brought to you by 'Cherry Maguire: Show Me the Funny!' – DCE and Madge Maguire's hilarious two-man comedy show.

In this episode:

• The Witzer Curse

• PVL’s OnlyFans collab

• New segment: Did you know?!

• The Chiefs have joined the National Resort League

• Nathan Cleary brings down the house

• What’s in a name? For these NRL players, amazingness

• The Sharks’ spine eerily resembles an iconic pop group

• Dante’s second level of rugby league hell: LUST

This episode brought to you by Father-and-son Time, a curated memoir series from the game’s supercoach fathers and their player sons.

In this episode:

• Fox League goes AI and boy don't we love it

• PVL is being weird about the AFL

• Fantasy V'Landys: The Cage Match for Lomax

• The Tigers CEO really, really likes coffee

• Getting high in the lower grades

• Rugby league haircuts: Round 1!

• NRL Book Club: Craig Salvatori's gripping tale of swimming pool hubris

• Can artificial intelligence pass the NRL Banting Test?

• The Cyberpunk-Bankstown Bulldogs

This episode brought to you by Trent Robinson's Small Bird Survey of Sydney.

In this week's episode:

•An apology to Ricky Stuart

•Can Tim Tams win America over to rugby league? (Absolutely not)

•Fantasy V’Landys: Cameron Munster, indentured labourer

•Isaiah Iongi? More like Isaiah I-love-chongies!

•Ezra Mam rubs one out for the fans

•League-logo-palooza

This episode brought to you by Trent Robinson’s Small Bird Survey of Sydney.

In the inaugural episode of NRL Hellmouth:

•If you can run 7.5 km, you can play NRL

•Does the All Stars need a third team...of dickheads?

•Sticky's stand-up comedy coup

•Chevy Stuart strikes a blow for the anti-gambling lobby

•Rugby league in the Epstein Files

•Stop the fiddle V'Landys!

•Penis enlargement and its implications for rugby league

•14th-century poet Dante's first circle of NRL Hell: Limbo

This episode brought to you by Absolute Psycho!, the new thriller from author Wayne Bennett.

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NRL Hellmouth opens in mid February 2026 - here's a glimpse of the horrors within.