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  • Alcides (AL-Cee-Deez)

    Alcides (AL-Cee-Deez)
    2026/04/02
    On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen podcast Kevin, Mikey, and Uncle Tito get right into all of the conspiracy theories. Since our last time recording the Epstein Files have sorta been released so that opened the flood gates for our conversations. Kevin and Mikey discuss BAM dropping 83 pts in an NBA game. We pivot away from sports and get into a fun AI rant with Uncle Tito and Mikey. We admit the world sucks and discuss some current events going on around the world. Skating back into sports we went over all things olympics and the political ties from the US hockey game outcomes. We wrap things up with hollywood talk around the Oscars and upcoming films that we are excited about. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.
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    1 時間 10 分
  • Anybody but Jaylen

    Anybody but Jaylen
    2026/01/27
    New Year and not so new us. We are living up to the namesake like GTA 6 and making sure we are Never Gonna Happen. On this latest episode of the never gonna happen podcast Kev, Mikey, and Uncle Tito check in post holidays. Kev kicks us off with letting Mikey know that it was not Bad Bunny that did a voiceover in an anime but J Balvin. Kev informs us about the former Olympic snowboarder turned drug kingpin..allegedly. We finally make it to our rant section where Kev gets Mikey and Uncle Tito to rant about stuff and things. Spoiler alert Mikey does NOT like Jaylen Brown. Doing our best not to spoil things we talk about Stranger Things, but mostly the hype and marketing behind it and not how the show ended or didn't for those of us that think there we be another episode. We wrap this one up with some coversations around video games and TV shows. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate review, and share.
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    1 時間 15 分
  • A Dick of Cucumbers

    A Dick of Cucumbers
    2025/11/14
    On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito are back at it like we never left! Most of this is old news to our listeners but at the time of recording most of our topics were currently happening. We kick things off with the survival of the rapture. We pivot and move into some sports talk. We bring up Lebron and the short live ressurgance of the New York Giants. Staying on theme we discuss the choice for the Super Bowl halftime performer, Bad Bunny. We pivot away from sports and get into our Anime with Mikey Segment. We continue to ramble through various topics until we get into some of our favorite crackhead stories. We wrap things of with Mikey having an epiphany around fruits and vegetables. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.
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    1 時間 1 分
  • Measuring Assholes

    Measuring Assholes
    2025/09/17
    On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast, 2 dads and Uncle Tito are living up to their namesake. Kevin kicks things off and introduces Uncle Tito's alterego and newest internet personality. Natrurally we talk about Aliens and AI because is was another day that ended in Y. After we get mislead by some ai we getting into a measuring contest...pause. Kevin's asshole...ness is put to the test. We reflect on our youth and growing up together and how things have changed. We also reflect on Summer and how it went for everyone. The guys continue on with our normal check ins around Movies or Shows we are consuming at the moment. Kevin brings up some Shohei Ohtani news and the latest drama surrounding him. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.
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    1 時間 9 分
  • These Nuts is Delicious

    These Nuts is Delicious
    2025/08/07
    On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podacast the boys are back with a brand new episode full of randomness and solid BS. We kick things off with a conversation about Uncle Tito from Rocket Power and how similar he is to our version of Uncle Tito. This episode is all over the place and full of rants. We talk about Mikey vs AI, NY vs Everybody and how they treated Lebron when he was out in public. Caitlin Clark conversation, athletes and political affliations, and all kinds of nonsense. This episode was recorded during some time in June so a lot of this is old news. We like to stick to our namesake and lean into the "Never gonna happen" aspect of things. Enjoy the ride of this episode. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
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    1 時間 9 分
  • The Great American Sperm Race

    The Great American Sperm Race
    2025/06/28
    On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito take you on some wild BS. We kick things off with a check in since it has been a few months since we last recorded. Mikey brings up a sore subject of losing Tatum to his achilles during the Celtics' play off run. Kevin explains why this means it is gonna be a bummer summer. We pivot better than Tatum was able to and get into schools and some education. Shortly after this we get into some ranting from Rocha and talk about Y'all Qaeda, Yalliban, and the Hillbilly Isis. The internet can be a wild place and full of interesting things. Some how we slip into a conversation and update about Diddy. As you all know we stay to our namesake so these conversations happen and the topics may or may not be relevant at the time. This is where is gets interesting and Uncle Tito brings up something he enjoyed recently on the internet. We reel things in and get into some conspiracy theories and end the episode with more random ranting. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share.
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    55 分
  • Title of My Sex Tape

    Title of My Sex Tape
    2025/04/09
    On this latest episode of The Never Gonna Happen Podcast the guys get into a wild ride of rants and topics. Kevin, Mikey, and Unhinged Rocha kick things off with some basketball talk and some Main Character energy vibes. Staying in the realm of basketball we talk about Boston taking over the internet a few weeks ago standing against ICE. This takes us to World News (at the time) and Rocha starting to unravel. Kevin voices his displeasure of X being hacked on the first day of NFL free agency and how delayed it made the news cycle for him. Kevin fills Mikey and Rocha in on the news they might have missed including to NFL insiders fighting at a Starbucks. This brings us to a guest appearence by Kevin's nephew JJ and him letting us know that the youth do in fact still fight at school. After we discuss fights and not condoning violence when it comes to minors we pivot into A.I. conversations. This is where we finally embrace Unhinged Rocha and his rant! We wrap things up and give Mikey the floor for some Anime/Book talk with Mikey. As always thanks for listening. Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
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    1 時間 10 分
  • Little Ass fence

    Little Ass fence
    2025/03/17
    Gone for a minute but we're back again....On this latest episode of the Never Gonna Happen Podcast 2 dads and Uncle Tito Catch up on some things. Mikey kicks us off by thanking Aaron Rodgers for inspiring him on his new lease on life. From there we get right into it about getting older and your viewpoints changing. This gets them into an old vs new conversation when it comes to how things are in the world. They stay on track with some good vibes and talk about movies, shows, and games they have been playing over the last few months. Mikey helps get Rocha going on some DEI conversations and the way of the world. We continue on with Uncle Tito ranting about Trump/ current state of the world and end up telling the story of why he isn't allowed to go play basketball with Kevin anymore. Well as always thanks for listening Be sure to like, rate, review, and share!
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    58 分