• The Pope, The President & The Most Overused Excuse in Politics
    2026/04/16

    Tonight on One More & I’m Outta Here, we’ve got a global showdown, potential peace talks, and politicians suddenly discovering the phrase “this is a hit job.”

    We kick things off with the absolute wildest feud you didn’t have on your bingo card:

    Donald Trump vs. Pope Leo XIV.

    Yes, the President of the United States and the Pope are basically subtweeting each other on the world stage. Trump says the Pope should stay out of politics, the Pope says he’s not afraid and keeps preaching peace… and somehow this turned into the most unexpected heavyweight bout of 2026.

    Meanwhile, there are rumblings about potential U.S.–Iran talks as tensions cool (or at least pause), which is great — because the only thing more stressful than the news lately is trying to figure out if we’re at war or just aggressively arguing.

    Then we’ve got Eric Swalwell stepping up to the mic and calling the accusations against him a political “hit job.”
    At this point, every politician accused of anything immediately hits the same playbook:
    Step 1: Deny
    Step 2: “This is a hit job”
    Step 3: Book a TV interview

    Honestly, if “hit job” was a stock, it’d be outperforming everything in the market right now.

    So to recap:

    • The Pope and the President are going round for round
    • The U.S. and Iran might be talking instead of yelling
    • And “hit job” is officially the most overused phrase in politics

    👉 Moral of the story:

    The world is either on the brink of diplomacy… or the next episode of a reality show nobody asked for.

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  • From DC Drama to Golf Course Gripes
    2026/04/13

    This week on the podcast, we’re diving headfirst into chaos from Capitol Hill to the Middle East to Augusta.

    First up, Eric Swalwell is back in the headlines, and we break down the latest allegations, the media spin, and what it all could mean moving forward. Is this serious, overblown, or just another political firestorm? We sort through the noise.

    Then things escalate globally as tensions rise around the Strait of Hormuz, with talk of a potential naval blockade that could shake global oil markets and drag major powers into the mix. We explain why this narrow stretch of water matters so much—and why the world is paying close attention.

    And finally, we head to Augusta where Scottie Scheffler isn’t thrilled with conditions at The Masters. When the world’s best golfer starts raising eyebrows, you know something’s up. We get into what’s bothering him and whether it could impact the tournament.

    Politics, global tension, and golf drama—all in one episode. Buckle up, it’s going to be a wild ride.

    #murphyengraving #varnerfoundation #Swalwell #Masters

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    1 時間 9 分
  • Busted Promises
    2026/04/12

    This week on the podcast, we’ve got a masterclass in chaos, confusion, and “wait… how does that make sense?”

    First up, Zohran Mamdani is out here promising free bus rides for everyone — which sounds great until New Yorkers realize the only thing moving slower than traffic… is the actual plan to pay for it. Turns out “hop on for free” hits a little different when the city’s like, “cool… who’s covering this tab?” Spoiler: nobody knows, and people are NOT thrilled.

    Meanwhile, Hakeem Jeffries is floating the idea of the 25th Amendment for Donald Trump — which at this point feels less like politics and more like America’s longest-running reality show. Every week there’s a new episode titled: “Can We Actually Do This?” and the answer is always… “probably not, but we’re gonna argue about it anyway.”

    AND THEN… somehow the legal system said, “hold my coffee.”

    A suspect in a Charlotte train murder case has been released multiple times because he’s considered competent enough to be out on the street… but also not competent enough to stand trial. So just to recap:

    👉 Too competent for jail

    👉 Not competent for court

    👉 But somehow still in the system like a glitchy NPC

    Makes perfect sense. No notes. 👌

    So in this episode:

    • Free buses… but at what cost (besides sanity)?

    • The 25th Amendment: real strategy or political fan fiction?

    • And how the justice system managed to invent Schrödinger’s defendant

    It’s logic, loopholes, and a whole lot of “are we serious right now?” — because nothing says modern America like policies that don’t add up, politics that never end, and headlines that feel like satire… but aren’t.

    Hit play… before someone makes podcasts free too. 🎙️😂

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    1 時間 11 分
  • Cease Fire For Real Or Just A Timeout?
    2026/04/09

    The U.S. and Iran just agreed to a “two-week ceasefire”… which is basically the geopolitical version of “let’s all calm down and revisit this later.” Missiles are (mostly) paused, threats are (temporarily) on hold, and everyone’s pretending this isn’t the world’s most awkward group project. (LiveNOW)

    Meanwhile… NASA said “yeah, we’re gonna go ahead and leave the planet.” 🚀

    The Artemis II crew is currently flying around the Moon — farther than any humans have ever gone — casually breaking records while the rest of us argue on Twitter and duct-tape ceasefires together. (The Guardian)

    So on today’s episode:

    Is this ceasefire actually peace… or just a global smoke break?
    What happens when the 2-week timer runs out — “round 2” or group hug?
    And are the Artemis astronauts looking down at Earth like, “Yeah… we picked a great week to leave.”

    It’s diplomacy, duct tape, and deep space — because nothing says “human progress” like almost starting World War III and then immediately going back to the Moon.

    Buckle up… or better yet, get on the rocket. 🌕😂

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  • From Paint Rollers to High Heels to Lawsuits
    2026/04/03

    Welcome back to One More & I’m Outta Here Podcast—the show where we try to make sense of the news… and usually fail miserably.

    This week’s episode is absolute chaos. We’ve got a mural getting shut down faster than your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner, rumors flying that sound like they came straight out of a reality TV writers’ room, and politicians threatening lawsuits like it’s a competitive sport.

    At this point, we’re not even asking “what’s true?”—we’re just asking “how is this real life?”

    We break it all down with zero professionalism, maximum sarcasm, and just enough common sense to know… yeah, this timeline is cooked.

    So grab a drink, lower your expectations, and join us as we dive headfirst into another week of:

    👉 confusion

    👉 controversy

    👉 and “you can’t make this up” moments


    Because honestly…

    One more story like this—and we’re outta here.

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    1 時間 10 分
  • No Kings, Just Fists — Plus the Most Dramatic Airport Warning Ever
    2026/03/30

    Today on One More & I’m Outta Here, we cover a weekend so chaotic it felt like America accidentally hit “randomize events.”

    First up, the nationwide “No Kings” rallies — millions of people showed up across the country protesting everything from government overreach to immigration policies, all under one banner: “We don’t do kings here.”
    Which is ironic… because nothing screams “we’re not dramatic” like 3,000 protests and a guy dressed like George Washington yelling into a megaphone.

    Meanwhile, right here in Cincinnati, Opening Day for the Cincinnati Reds turned into Fight Night at the Ballpark.
    Because nothing pairs better with baseball, beer, and sunshine than a postgame street brawl that makes you question if you just watched a sporting event… or a deleted scene from The Purge. ⚾🍺👊

    Then we’ve got Hakeem Jeffries warning that putting ICE agents in airports could lead to people being killed — which might be the boldest way to turn TSA into a horror movie since someone tried to bring shampoo over 3 ounces.
    Look, airports are already stressful… but now we’re acting like your gate change announcement is followed by “also, survival is optional.”

    At this point, the news cycle isn’t even trying to make sense anymore:

    • Protests the size of small countries
    • Baseball games turning into WWE auditions
    • Politicians dropping statements that sound like rejected Netflix thrillers

    👉 Moral of the story:

    If you survived this weekend without getting into a fight, attending a protest, or fearing for your life at Gate B12… congratulations, you are officially in the minority.

    🎧 Hit subscribe, grab a drink, and remember:
    We don’t have kings… but we definitely have chaos.

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  • Kiefer Than Therapy: Punch the Monkey Gets a Girlfriend, Everyone Else Gets Arrested
    2026/03/26

    Tonight on Kiefer Than Therapy, the news cycle somehow got even weirder… and we’re here to make it worse.

    We start off with a Bachelor/Bachelorette contestant who apparently thought reality TV drama wasn’t enough and decided to add a little domestic violence DLC to their storyline. Roses are red, flags are redder. 🌹🚩

    Then it’s time for Poop Cruise 2: The Sequel Nobody Asked For, where a flushed towel turned a relaxing vacation into a floating biohazard. Because nothing says luxury travel like questioning every life decision while trapped on a ship that smells like regret. 🚢💩

    We also give a Punch the Monkey update — yes, that monkey — who now has a girlfriend, proving once again that even a monkey has a better dating life than half this podcast. 🐒❤️

    Meanwhile, a Jack Reacher star apparently decided the best way to stay in shape was assaulting a private citizen, which we’re pretty sure was NOT in the script. Method acting has gone too far. 🎬👊

    And finally… the headline that broke our brains:
    An amputee cornhole player accused of murder.
    We don’t know what’s crazier — the crime, the sport, or the fact that this sounds like a rejected Florida Man Mad Lib. 🌽⚖️

    If the world keeps getting this ridiculous, we’re gonna need a bigger podcast.

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    1 時間 27 分
  • Afroman Wins, Chuck Norris Dies Again, and The World Makes No Sense
    2026/03/20

    Tonight on One More & I’m Outta Here, we try to figure out what timeline we’re living in, because this week made absolutely no sense.

    First up, Afroman just beat a lawsuit against the cops who raided his house… which means the guy who wrote Because I Got High now has a better legal record than most politicians. Freedom of speech is alive and well, and apparently so is lemon pound cake.

    Then we jump over to Iran, where the regime somehow managed to make the news even darker by executing a wrestler who spoke out against them. Nothing says “strong government” like being afraid of a guy in a singlet.

    And finally, the internet tried to convince everyone that Chuck Norris died… which is funny, because Chuck Norris doesn’t die — death just waits until he’s ready.

    So tonight we ask the important questions:
    Is the world getting crazier, or are we just finally paying attention?
    Why is Afroman winning court cases?
    And how many times can Chuck Norris be declared dead before he roundhouse kicks the calendar?

    All that and more on One More & I’m Outta Here — the only podcast where the headlines sound fake, but somehow aren’t.

    #murphyengraving #afroman #chucknorris

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    1 時間 17 分