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  • 204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll)

    204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll)
    2026/06/03

    Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love.

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    1 時間 19 分
  • 203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham)

    203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham)
    2026/05/27

    Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage.

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    1 時間 7 分
  • 202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless)

    202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless)
    2026/05/20

    Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream glitch.

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    1 時間 11 分
  • 201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher)

    201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher)
    2026/05/13

    Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum.

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  • 200: my roommate licked all my birthday cupcakes bald (w/ Will Witwer)

    200: my roommate licked all my birthday cupcakes bald (w/ Will Witwer)
    2026/05/06

    It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who licked the icing off all your birthday cupcakes, a rogue famous father telling lies about town, and taking a terrifying fall in the office.

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    1 時間 36 分
  • 199: breaking girl code for a salamander (w/ Anna Konkle)

    199: breaking girl code for a salamander (w/ Anna Konkle)
    2026/04/29

    Anna Konkle (Pen15) joins the show to take stunning calls about breaking girl code against your ex scuba partner, letting hackers into your company's servers, and competing for love with your boyfriend's turtle.

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    1 時間 21 分
  • 198: protesting "the milk club" at my work (w/ Spencer Agnew & Eric Striffler)

    198: protesting "the milk club" at my work (w/ Spencer Agnew & Eric Striffler)
    2026/04/22

    Spencer Agnew joins the show to take stunning calls and is surprised by Eric Striffler who jumps out of a giant wrapped gift box. We take calls about protesting the milk club at work, the animals at the zoo who can't stop gettin it, and a friend who eats popcorn with his mouth open.

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    1 時間 12 分
  • 197: my coworkers think I eat unpeeled bananas (w/ Amanda Lehan-Canto)

    197: my coworkers think I eat unpeeled bananas (w/ Amanda Lehan-Canto)
    2026/04/15

    Amanda Lehan-Canto joins the show to take stunning calls about calling your cute coworker "baby", falling in love with your sports club nemesis, and debunking a workplace rumor about eating unpeeled bananas.

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    1 時間 9 分