This week we discuss Taylor Swift using a game of MASH to plan her wedding, Salina EsTitties in the Big Brother house, Millie Bobby Brown coming out in a past life, & Peppa Pig’s Clairo shade.

This week we discuss the Minionese singing contest, the Great American Fair being a Great American Flop, who is the Beyonce of the Teletubbies, plus who to call for bottoming lessons.

This week we discuss Love Island’s homoerotic girth check, the $350 a month Grindr AI subscription, stinky diapers at the Olivia Rodrigo concert, Miss Juicy Baby getting arrested, & the boogers behind my new nose ring.

This week we discuss the haikus of the NBA finals, Goblin Shark’s debut photoshoot nightmare, whether or not no-phones-at-concerts is ableist or classist, the pop perfection that is the Skyrizi jingle, plus Disclosure Day and Backrooms.

This week we discuss Hello Fresh’s douche-friendly pride campaign, the delivery robots in the pride parade, my review of Scary Movie 6, plus how RuPaul and Paint Grandpa are getting along on my Tomodachi Life island.

This week we discuss why the pit pigs are pissed at Tom Holland, if dogs are allowed to eat hot dogs, whether or not drag queens should be washing our chicken, and what Korey will buy with the $100 he found on the street.

This week we discuss how much I loved I Love Boosters, Harry Styles leaving One Direction off the setlist, which reality TV stars we’d want to see on the Bed Rot Challenge, and we rank the different ways you can cut a pickle.

This week we discuss John Travolta’s beret collection, Grogu’s publicist working overtime, our reviews of The Sheep Detectives & Obsession, plus Jeff spoiling Survivor 50 during the finale.