In this episode, we unpack absolute weirdness.

We spiral through some of our strangest hockey-adjacent memories — from condiment-covered ice cream goalies and childhood yard crimes to deer camp tournament lodging and naked locker room encounters.

Along the way, we troubleshoot Jenna’s “microphone condom,” revisit a traumatic first tournament back after injury, and accidentally decide to launch a completely legitimate new business venture involving a Zamboni and legally binding matrimony.

Hockey is strange. We are stranger.
Nothing makes sense. Everything tracks.

xoxo,
Jenna & Jackie

This episode we’re sharing embarrassing beer league moments, including own-goal tip-ins, unexpected wipeouts, and the general experience of trying to look confident while absolutely losing control. We also dive into off-ice injuries that somehow feel just as hockey-related, from stitches caused by kittens to permanent finger damage courtesy of a very aggressive softball coach.

And of course, we talk about one of our favorite beer league dynamics: the energy shift when certain guys realize they just got beat on the ice by women.

If you’ve ever been humbled by hockey, life, or your own decision-making skills, you’re in good company.

This episode is about showing up, laughing at yourself, and embracing the reality that sometimes the biggest hits happen far from the boards.

xoxo,

Jenna & Jackie

Did this episode get a little deeper than we expected? Yes. Did we still manage to make it weird? Also, yes. Did we somehow end up talking about world records, power soakers, and why hockey becomes your entire personality? Absolutely.

In ep. 3, we talk about how hockey has shaped our confidence in ways we didn’t see coming. Jenna admits that hockey has basically become her identity (and shares her long-term plan to become the oldest woman still playing hockey… preferably while also breaking a second world record at the same time). Jackie talks about the love she has for women’s hockey, the friendships that come from it, and how special it is to now be coaching both of her kids and watching them fall in love with the game too.

Somewhere along the way we also talk about co-ed hockey, why perspectives change over time, how Jenna wants to die while playing hockey, and Jackie shares the legendary “power soakers and wet crotches” story… which may or may not have led to us being called dark pervs.

We also want to hear from you. If Jenna is going to break the record for oldest woman still playing hockey, what second world record should she attempt at the same time? Jackie suggested longest hair or longest fingernails… but we know the internet can do better.

Send us your ideas or your own stories: 📧puckinbeauts26@gmail.com

And yes… stay until the end. The imperfect ending is still there 😊

xoxo Jenna & Jackie

Current GuinnessWorld Record holder (oldest female playing): https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/oldest-hockey-player-(female)

95-Year-Old Hockey Player, Mark Sertich from Minnesota: 95-Year-Old Hockey Player, Mark Sertich