The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (5.14)

🚨 Conway kicks off the hour with a hilarious rant about complaints — the fake ones, the ridiculous ones, and the few that are actually legit. Plus, one of the sales team’s kids pitched a no-hitter in the minors, so yeah… that’s a real brag.

🐍 Then it’s rattlesnake season in California, and CA Poison Control says snakebite calls are surging. Conway breaks down why rattlesnakes seem to be everywhere right now and why SoCal hikers, homeowners, and dog owners need to stay alert.

🔥 A Tesla rollover crash sparks the Grand Fire in Chino Hills, 17 people get trapped in a Las Vegas elevator, and the crew debates whether anxious people need the classic “Vulcan grip” to calm down.

🦠 Plus, a hantavirus update after an Oregon doctor reportedly tests positive. Is it more contagious than people thought? Why are the numbers rising? Conway dives into the panic, the CDC monitoring, and the questions everyone is asking.

⚽ And finally, the World Cup is coming to SoFi Stadium, but ticket prices are sky-high, hotels aren’t filling up, and Metro is trying to figure out the safest way to move fans in and out. Crozier shares his nightmare SoFi traffic stories from Cowboys games and Billy Joel & Stevie Nicks — proving leaving early might be a survival strategy.

Keywords: Conway Show, SoFi Stadium World Cup, California rattlesnakes, hantavirus update, Chino Hills fire, Tesla crash, Las Vegas elevator rescue, SoCal traffic, World Cup tickets, Metro Los Angeles, Tim Conway Jr.

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