The Guy-bunal has officially declared for the draft, so hopefully no wars get started. In the meantime, they kick things off with what's Making Memories, including: some anni mirabiles (02:45); the final innings of the MAAC (12:27); and roided up competition that was ironically juice-less (26:03).

Then, it's time for another Real American Non-Contiguous Guy, and this time, Diaz is ready to spend the podcast talking about... the namesake of a different podcast. (36:23)

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Does what it says on the can.

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The Guy-bunal is heading up to the Great Guy North, and before they get there they've got time enough to Make some Memories about: a truly devastating fantasy loss (02:48); a now-long-gone pioneer (05:58); someone who knows how to get a basket (11:33); a Georgia Oil Change (13:25); and some very lax women (15:51).

Then it's time for this week's Non-Contiguous Real American Guy, brought to us by Very Special Xavier from somewhere quite a bit away from some of this season's tropical focus. (24:44)

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The gang is bouncing all around this week through a loaded Making Memories featuring: an in memoriam for a recently Remembered Guy (04:01); a moment of basketball nirvana (05:07); a symbol of the gilded age (14:32); another in memoriam for a silenced voice (17:42); a PWHL playoff peculiarity (18:42); and YET ANOTHER in memoriam (20:02).

Then, it's time for this week's Real American Non-Contiguous Guy - an up and down story about a man, a plan, a canal, Panama! (26:07)

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We fill the swimming pool full of listeners then we Guy-ve in it. First up, in Making Memories: a flock gains a new fan (01:51); a draft gets edited (04:25); a dazzling distance debut (13:06); the opposite of going Dutch (16:14); a museum is a hit with a host (19:24); and London records are falling down (21:58).

Then, it's time for the next Non-Contiguous Real American Guy, as Diaz leads a deep dive into another Puerto Rican product (27:37).

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No, they're not talking about suddent death, not even "it". What they are talking about are Memories Being Made that include: a comfy return to a phamillyar hatred (02:42); a seat that isn't hot enough (04:57); taking a break and laying down your gunners (12:22); and an award-winning mustang (15:53). Then, it's time for the Guy-bunal to consider another Non-Contiguous, Real American Guy: a winner and a loser and a secret third thing (23:35).

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This episode exists in a quantum state - what the Guy-bunal is remembering doesn't exist until they remember it. At least I think that's how it works. Either way, they'll get to the Guy once they get through what's making memories for them: a heart-stopping bike race (02:23); an unfortunate case of shared names (10:31); a city philled to the brim with playoff teams (14:25); and some military talk with drafts, Jets, and Rangers (21:04).

Then, it's time for this week's Real American Guy ; the other early 2000s NBA player from the U.S. Virgin Islands. (24:51)

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The Guy-bunal are following the yellow brick road to another corner or Real America to find this week's Guy, but first they need to Make some Memories about: Diaz loving running, a Hall class, and the 2008 Phillies (04:24); a gunfire-free shot-related death (09:59); opacity in World Cup advertising (14:58); an update on cycling season (21:56); and an immaculate ballpark experience (23:30).

Then, it's time for this week's Real American Guy, who didn't even need a twister to whisk him away from home on a globetrotting hoops journey. (30:06)

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