1. Richard and Lauren move to explore the "throuple" concept to save their marriage. The qualification list is so extensive, sexist and maybe illegal that they may have to wait for AI technology to fill the position. They finally settle on a common ground solution that lacks any moral compass.
2. We interview our “Throuple Expert”, KC, whose relationship perspective is in much contrast to our perfect throuple expectations.
3. KC explains how "friends with benefits" can morph into something with real feelings and jealousy, how their life got better, and how it changes the dynamics at social gatherings.
4. Have you ever considered having a third that is more serious in your relationship? Comment below and let us know! Maybe we aren't the only shallow couple out there.
5. Come join us in October, not September like Richard said, for SIN. More info here. We are still accepting a few single, vetted, guys for this one. Apply here.

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1. In-house BDSM expert Haley, a "Brat," hosts with us while hubby, Daddy Steve, is too busy not listening on a nearby couch.
2. Lauren and Richard discover more about the world BDSM, learn terms like 'brat' and 'rope bunny', and get inspired to practice what they've learned.
3. Richard's knotting abilities are far from Shibari, but the Kush Kube has Lauren feeling like Richard is doing everything right. Except for maybe spitting?
4. Brat Haley rates our play. She doesn't sound impressed, but she does seem willing to work with us newbies!
5. Lauren opens up and describes exactly what she wants out of BDSM. Turns out she want to do NOTHING.
6. Richard tests out his perfect "safe word." it doesn't get great responses from the panel of judges.

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• We are back from our event, FLIRT, and finally recovered. If you have FOMO, strap in for interviews with guests about sex, hook-ups and the overall vibe.
• We also have ChatGPT come up with very unbiased questions. (did we tho?) We have a member, and fellow FLIRT attendees, interview us so we keep everything fair and balanced about our own event.
• We kick off the first night by forgetting the champagne for the "Champagne Shower Striptease"! #DOBETTER
• Richard appoints himself as the "Queen of Dragons" because his mind equates masturbation to dragons.
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• Richard gets a little sad watching the guests have so much fun, hoping one day he will be able to attend his own event.
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Thanks to all our Patreons who's schedule lined up for this episode! We had a blast despite Telegram's "raise your hand" silliness. We are going to do it again, next time on Zoom, with more of a heads-up. We hope you cancel all plans for us next time!

1. This episode we use our Phone-A-Friend option and go out to you guys (our Patreons) to help us answer questions.
2. We judge each other from across the bed and decide what the other can do better. Lauren's suggestions might get Richard slapped in the face.
3. We come up with some "Rules of Thumb" regarding sex position, giving oral, flirting and more.
4. We announce our next events –
5. SIN in October 2026 and FLIRT in February 2027!
6. Come and book early to receive the pre-sale discount to cover free round trip transportation. We are keeping prices low, so you can continue to have a clothing-optional, lifestyle vacation in Mexico!
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1. Congrats! We hit a milestone!! Celebrate with us and listen to how we punish ourselves for failing yet again. Worst swingers ever.
2. We revisit our LIVE AnaAnalAnal episode, because after 5 years, it’s the only way Richard will get anal play
3. LIVE AIR-TIGHT PRACTICE - the air tight objective begins - can Lauren be artificially air tight to prepare for the real thing? Practice makes you a better swinger, so Lauren brings out the bagadicks and lube.
4. Richard straps on a penis sheath and obtains the penis size he always wanted and tries it out LIVE in the name of science. We’re not sure if he’s ever going to take it off.
5. Single Guys put in your applications now for the "Five Guys" opportunity at our October 2026 event.

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• From our new and final studio, we share our pimped out penthouse Temptation cruise experience.
• Richard uses the view from the suite's living room to "penis judge" the clothing-optional guests below, gathering more data for his obsession. We interview guests about what they think is average vs large sized junk.
• Sex before dinner? Yes, please. We're good at scheduling sex, not so great at filming it.
• When the music is loud, we can only flirt with couples by dancing near them. What do women expect when "dance flirting" with men on the dance floor?
• We tour the TEMPTATION playroom on the cruise, which quickly became an awkward porn-corn maze we had to escape.
• We entice a couple to the room with cookies and a jacuzzi. Have a foursome with some silent cummers. Richard chooses a random body part to cum on.
• We interview guests whether they prefer cum distance or volume.

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1. Movin' on up! To the (more) east side. We finally got a piece of the pie (for the last time) after finishing our SIN event and before the Temptation Cruise. Like smart people we’re exhausted, tired, dirty and cranky - so nothing has changed.
2. SIN was the best event ever, well-behaved guests that always surprise us on how much they love to play! Richard and Lauren felt like proud mamma and pappa, like their job has been done!
3. Richard uses a TabuToys blowjob machine to ejaculate on air in record time. Hear how his new toy feels - not looks!
4. When giving farewells after playing with another couple, is a fist bump acceptable?
5. We interview guests at SIN about admiration, who they want to f@#k at the party, and why they love us.
6. Richard uses his creepy Urologist Degree to get sex, while, once again, proving his degree is super fake.
7. Richard decides he was the one in our foursome that no one wanted to play with (just like in elementary school.) Was he the ‘one’ in the ‘Take one for the Team’?
8. We ventured into the playroom on the last night. We tried to stay in sexy mode, but couldn't.

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1. We prep for months for a trip across the pond to Cap d'Agde, France by asking everyone too many questions. As an over-thinker, Richard summarizes the best things to know for a first trip. For humans who worry.
2. Where do you stay, where do you go, what do you pack? Is everyone naked? With most of our trip being planned by friends, we jump in blind and bring one of everything just in case.
3. We head to the Bay of Pigs beach after 20 years of waiting. Lauren wants to go check out a sex circle, and enjoys a threesome on the gay side of the sand.
4. A woman sets her sights on Richard at a club. He uses a “bad doggie’ tactic to escape her gaze.
5. We try to take in all of the things Cap has to offer while being overwhelmed with everything, everywhere, all at once! The beautiful vibe leaves us wanting to come back.
6. Lauren takes the new Melt 2 from TabuToys for a test drive LIVE. Bets for how many seconds it takes to orgasm can be gambled on Patreon.
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8. Join us in Feb for one of our most original events yet! FLIRT 2026

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