Jack and Keith return for more nonsense chat. Jack is feeling very smug as a chunk of Keith's lead falls away. Keith distracts by talking about his review on trustpilot and Jack catches seagulls.

Jack and Keith are back for 2026 while Lachlan works his way back to match fitness. Had he been on this podcast there may well have been lots more swearing after the departure of Maresca at Chelsea. I'm sure he'll have plenty left in the tank when he makes his much awaited return to the podcast soon.

Jack and Keith review the international break, the six-a-side competition, and the trivia. There's also some FPL talk.

Jack and Keith are once again without their Chelsea loving co-host who has just had his stem cell transplant done. It's less fun than watching the Chelsea v Sunderland game on repeat. Meanwhile, Jack has a whole new memorabilia idea for football clubs.

Jack and Keith seem to be more interested in their six-a-side team than the FPL gameweek. I wonder why? Lachlan goes to Sydney to begin his transition, or transplant, or something, while Chelsea, Leicester, and QPR all lose in the same week.

With the end of another international break, Jack and Keith look ahead to gameweek eight and discuss their options. Jack is looking to a tall German to boost his team, while Keith may be taking a more drastic option for his team....

Jack and Keith have to, once again, make do without Lachlan. Perhaps it was for the best because he had a terrible gameweek score and Chelsea got beaten as well. Jack is now below Keith in all mini leagues, but he swears it is merely a temporary thing.

Jack and Keith barely mention Chelsea with the absence of Lachlan, who chose sleep over a phonecall. I'd say he made the correct decision.