Warning: You might want to turn your speakers down for this one... 😳❌

What started out as an innocent Monday morning review of Lewis Hamilton dominating the F1 over the weekend completely derails into pure, unadulterated studio chaos.

Simon tries to pivot the conversation to global icon Kim Kardashian, but a catastrophic slip of the tongue leaves the entire team in absolute tears and cements itself as the biggest, most hilarious R18 live radio blooper of the year. You literally cannot script live radio like this!

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We all remember that ONE kid from school who did it... 😲

This morning, Simon takes a hilarious trip down memory lane looking back at the schoolyard absolute legends (or psychopaths?) who used to eat the entire apple core or crunch straight through a whole kiwifruit—skin and all.

Then, the phone lines absolutely light up as we find Wendy—a proud adult kiwi-skin eater who reveals she has officially passed the bizarre family tradition down to her 10-year-old child! Is this a brilliant time-saving life hack, or completely unhinged behavior?

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Want to wake up $5,000 richer tomorrow morning? 💵🎶 Tune in to Face The Music at 8:20 AM Monday to win!

Plus, the crew uncovers a shocking statistic about the number of adults who have literally never mowed a lawn, and we dive into the world of regrettable ink as we talk about getting "life advice" permanently tattooed on your body. Here is your quick 20-second sneak peek at Monday's show!

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Your ultimate Sunday morning companion! ☕✨ The team is looking back at a massive week of studio chaos, high-stakes investigations, and incredible Kiwi stories.

From major retail crime to bizarre food confessions, grab a coffee, put your feet up, and catch up on everything you missed this week with Si, Lana, and Bondy.

Inside this Sunday Bumper:

• 00:19 — Si's Jean Drama: Why he is absolutely not happy 👖

• 09:34 — The Egg Ick: Lana's sudden food trauma (and why it's a real thing) 🥚🤢

• 14:33 — Community Page Rage: The Nelson Airport drama explodes ✈️🤬

• 18:10 — The $9,000 Chocolate Thief: NZ's massive confectionery heist 🍫🛒

• 21:24 — Simon's Late-Night Post Box Mission: What on earth was he mailing? 📬👀

• 25:30 — Found! New Zealand's smallest actual tax refund 💰

• 30:36 — Tree of the Year: The crew picks their favorite quirky NZ trees 🌳

• 32:38 — Simon's Pets in Cars Story 🐶🚗

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A hilarious highlight from the week for your Saturday afternoon! We set out on a mission to find New Zealand's smallest tax refund... and we think we may have found a winner! Fiona got in touch to tell us about her husband's eye-watering tax refund from IRD. The grand total? Just 1 cent.

Was this officially the smallest refund in New Zealand, or is there an even tinier payout lurking out there? Join the crew for a laugh as we revisit Fiona's story and discover that sometimes every single cent really does count.

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A hilarious highlight from the week for your Saturday afternoon! Simon goes on a mysterious, late-night mission to find an NZ Post box in the pitch dark. But things take an incredibly awkward turn back in the studio when Lana and Bondy demand to know exactly what he was trying to mail at that hour. Is Simon hiding a secret, or was it just a classic case of late-night life admin?

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It's an absolute must-listen tech update for your Saturday morning lineup! Speedy steps up to the mic with some massive tech news, breaking down a highly anticipated, brand-new iPhone feature that is about to drop. The crew reacts to how this update is going to change the way we use our phones daily, while Lana and Simon debate whether it’s a genuine game-changer or just another piece of tech hype.

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It is one of our absolute favorite stories from the week for your Saturday morning lineup! Simon shares an unbelievable crime story out of Auckland, where a local man has officially been busted after stealing a staggering $9,000 worth of chocolate. The crew reacts to the sheer, mind-blowing scale of the confectionery heist and tries to figure out how someone even manages to smuggle that much chocolate out of retail stores without getting caught earlier.

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