The jailed former Captain of the Concordia is asking to be released!

MSC finally realizes that no one cares about sustainability!

Cruising is no longer about eating poor! It's about wellness!!

Jacques Pepin is excited about the return of Jacques Bistro on Oceania's new build!

Azamara offering super deals!

Princess and Rudi Sodamin are throwing a big Valentine's Day Bash in the Big Apple for a great cause!

TSA announces stricter security rules for charter airlines!

The Houthis (no blowfish) continue their desire to be Holy Hemmoroids!

A new study shows that only 7-10% of travelers care about sustainability!

Holland America is bringing back the farewell dinner celebration. The Guru loves this idea.

JetBlue is cutting back operations in the Newark area and taking them to the Sunshine State. Joining the Exodus.

The rental car industry is predicting great things for driverless cars. Good luck on that idea!

What's your hands people? Norovirus visits the Ruby Princess

Delta Air Lines receives an all-clear from the Department of Transportation regarding the timing of its software system's collapse.

The bloated bureaucrats from the European Union stick their nose into airlines' business where it doesn't belong.

One listener tells the Guru to come to Chicago in the summer. We love it!

The Guru is onboard Crystal Symphony now learning how to use his putter effectively

Azamara's new Overland Experiences are just dressed-up shore excursions!

The five knucklehead Colorado cruisers buy their way out of jail in the Bahamas!

American Express buys the fork and sticks one in the back of the Guru!

The Guru is onboard the amazing Crystal Symphony. Join him next year for a reposition on this ship!

If you're looking for something to do in July, the Guru has some options!

Norway is deciding whether to build a tunnel for cruise ships. Why not? They have plenty of money.

Another brawl among cruise ship guests breaks out in the Bahamas. This time on Royal Caribbean.

Reese tells everybody why Crystal is worth it!!

Don't stub your toe in Cinque Terre. It could cost you 2900 smackers!

Santorini officials are rerouting 70% of the cruise guests thanks to the earthquake!

The cruise ship Gemini is under arrest in Greece!

Only one more podcast from the beautiful island of Kushiro. the guru is overcome with emotion!!

Where are you now, Bud Darr?

Seward opens their new railroad cruise terminal. The guru will see that in 10 days!! Pinch me.

Belgian police arrest a river cruise captain during a DUI stop. Watch out for that Belgian beer!

Caesars open the new Vanderpump hotel in Vegas. Vegas Hotel operators are now bragging about a mural on the wall at a red phone booth. That city is over.