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  • Trump's Obviously Right Not to Care | Wed 5/13/26

    Trump's Obviously Right Not to Care | Wed 5/13/26
    2026/05/13

    Good news on immigration. Trump: I don’t think about Americans’ finances in Iran war negotiations. Callers getting “b-wordy.” Should you ever tell people to turn down loud music?

    The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 13, 2026 AD

    * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    * (0:02:04) 51st State, Venezuela? In y’all’s heads

    * (0:07:02) 🎶 Hey, guys! Life without thinkin’

    * (0:09:50) 💬 Supers / Coffees…

    * (0:17:28) Trump policy on immigration

    * (0:28:19) Mexico CIA CNN story in question

    * (0:32:19) Announcements, Supers: JLP lunch?

    * (0:33:34) 📞 Michael, Canada: No Wall, Stuck in Iran War;

    * (0:50:55) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Haters!

    * (0:56:59) 📞 Ardene: War cost. Obama finance better than Trump?

    * (1:02:48) A: B-wordy! Vietnam war mess… Colorado fallen

    * (1:16:05) 📞 John, KY: Trump cell phone scam?

    * (1:22:34) J: Chud, respect, Jewish people

    * (1:27:34) 📞 William III: Vietnam, Obama loans, Prom incidents

    * (1:33:16) Updates 💬 Supers

    * (1:35:00) 💬 Coffees: A woman’s mystique

    * (1:41:17) 📞 Jaden: Be polite, Be present; Loud music, say nothing?

    * (1:50:22) J: The mind is deceiving

    * (1:53:34) Outro

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  • Fact Checked | Hake Tue 5/12/26

    Fact Checked | Hake Tue 5/12/26
    2026/05/12
    Conditioned to hate Nickelback! Gasoline industry education. Chinese agent in America. Fertility sabotaged by policy. “Chud the Builder” seeks violence?The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 12, 2026 AD* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:01:31) 📈 Birthrates correction? By race…* (0:04:19) 💬 Super: Ghosts, Aliens, and Chud, and black Americans* (0:13:52) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Love Boomers* (0:15:12) Nickelback, Hanson, BASED.* (0:16:06) 📞 Eric, OR: Indie; Arcadia mayor! CA liberalism* (0:25:38) 📞 James, KY: Fuel pump shutdowns? Low profit!* (0:34:07) J: Needs to end! Federal gas tax? Offroad diesel?!* (0:39:08) 📞 Allen, MI: Plan: Restrict energy. Shipmasters, Merchants* (0:46:54) A: Trump golden statue, gauche AI painting* (0:50:00) A: They k—d off my family; China birthrates* (0:55:15) A: Warning. Attack on Religious, then Political* (0:58:56) China, Uyghurs, girl shortage* (1:03:15) 💬 Coffee: BasedAF on L.A. mayor race and fires* (1:05:22) 📞 Bobby, TX: Interracial marriage* (1:12:15) B: “Chud the Builder”* (1:19:43) 📞 Brady, AZ: Fluoride in water; China jab* (1:22:24) B: Want the truth out… More vaxx theories* (1:27:38) 📺 B: Fact Checked…* (1:29:22) Shoutouts: Nick bday* (1:31:06) 💬 Popcorn: Trump suspend gas tax? Supers: $1? Motherhood. Wrestling?* (1:37:51) 💬 More coffees: Wanting a reaction* (1:41:22) 📞 Rick, VA: Justin Pearson; Representation; Redistricting fight* (1:51:49) 💬 Super: Presidential Library? Obama?* (1:53:23) 💬 Oh, Trump?! Outro🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/12/hake-tue-51226 🎧 SUBSTACK: 🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/12/jlp-tue-51226–📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT)🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast AddictHAKE NOTES | Tue 5/12/26 — AI conversationsCesar thinks CTB trying to provoke a self-defense situation buymeacoffee.com/thehakereport/c/18509517 “he’s clearly trying to go viral for shooting a black after calling that person the n word.”Chud, GZ, violence and “woke” — Grok https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_281139dc-0825-4c52-af04-f1f782863dcc“N” use in history and Chud — Google AI https://share.google/aimode/0dTBbZ9atqI2oheorIsrael, Palestine (Gaza, West Bank), heritage, reality today https://share.google/aimode/k1k0TPgNr6sM5BpuDThese Asians, man. Arcadia. BTW: Uyghurs. https://share.google/aimode/Bl02qB2QYGVYZl1EU Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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  • You're in Your Head | Hake Mon 5-11-26

    You're in Your Head | Hake Mon 5-11-26
    2026/05/11

    Serious mess in Virginia! Modern-day prophecy? Gov’t power grab after alien hoax? Warnings in dreams? Is IRL (in-real-life) trolling “harassment”?

    The Hake Report, Monday, May 11, 2026 AD

    * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Iran, China

    * (0:03:10) News: Funeral; Laredo bodies; Kort walking stick

    * (0:09:45) 🎶 Hey, guys!

    * (0:11:10) 📞 Meade: VA mess; BLM statue injury; prophecy…

    * (0:22:30) M: Giving a word power; for the birds

    * (0:27:45) 💬 Supers, “Prophecy,” New York

    * (0:35:31) 📞 Allen, MI: Warnings about prophecy

    * (0:40:25) A: North the “good guys”?

    * (0:41:10) 📞 Alex: Mother’s Day. “Prophecy.” Project Blue Beam

    * (0:48:15) A: High-IQ: Cranial, Digestive tract

    * (0:55:11) 📞 William 7: Church; Project Blue Beam; Adopted

    * (0:59:42) 📞 Brandon, KS: Project Blue Beam dream, now, God

    * (1:11:08) 📞 David, Ocala: False prophets; Friend’s son story

    * (1:17:55) D: Wernher von Braun; prophetic dream: portal I drew

    * (1:25:50) 📞 Jeff, LA: Orania, South Africa

    * (1:29:43) 💬 Anchor Baby, Coffee: Friends?

    * (1:31:10) 💬 Popcorn: Interracial

    * (1:36:23) 📞 Bobby: Interracial ideas, stereotypes

    * (1:43:40) 📞 John, KY: Guy going around bothering people

    * (1:53:32) 📞 Devone, CA: Down Syndrome — END!

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  • Narcissism Unmasked | Fri 5-8-26

    Narcissism Unmasked | Fri 5-8-26
    2026/05/08
    “Lift Ev’ry Voice” for the Suggestion Box. 🗳️ Streamer’s social experiment. Narcissism and competitive nature: No goals? Goofy afro dude and Luke Skywalker acting out!The Hake Report, Friday, May 8, 2026 AD* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:04:17) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:06:12) 📞 Ryan: “Lift Every Voice” 😢 Trump v 60min* (0:11:22) R: Saying “N—” to get a rise* (0:16:04) R: Obama FBI charges? Money to Iran, terrorists* (0:24:05) 📞 Alex: Streamer gets different reactions: Pause and observe* (0:27:17) A: Competitive nature; Impress women or men* (0:36:50) 📞 Jeff, LA: Obama blames Trump for marriage tension* (0:38:35) J: Word haters…* (0:40:59) 📞 Chase, TX: Narcissism among ladies, Ego unmasked* (0:53:40) 💬 Coffees… Future Prez; Assimilation Rubio; Rockin* (1:03:25) 💬 Supers: Custody? Cluster B* (1:05:00) 📞 William III: Philly sting; Trump Iran; Redistricting* (1:09:32) W: L.A. Mayor; Israel* (1:14:36) 💬 Coffees… goals* (1:20:54) 📞 Greggatron: Narcissist? Trump.* (1:23:34) G: Goofy afro dude Justin Pearson* (1:27:11) G: Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill, Joker wishing ill on Prez!* (1:31:18) G: Callers quittin’; Ever mad others aren’t?* (1:35:02) G: Suggestion, Joe* (1:37:19) 💬 Coffees: JC, women projecting* (1:41:57) 💬 Coffees: Gauche Silhouette AI song request; JLP “goal”?* (1:45:25) 📞 David, Ocala: Narcissists dangerous; Trump Middle East* (1:50:42) 💬 Coffee… Ya never REALLY know* (1:52:40) 📞 Tory accused of narcissism by womenAFTER HAKE: Former Planned Parenthood Director Abby Johnson Joins Jesse! (Ep. 452) The Fallen State🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/8/hake-fri-5-8-26🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/8/jlp-fri-5-8-26📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT)🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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  • Bullyin' | HAKE Thu 5-7-26

    Bullyin' | HAKE Thu 5-7-26
    2026/05/07

    Pavlov’s trigger words. Immigrant Americans and brotherhood. Black lady, 82, raided by FBI. Warning: “Happy Jacks” will turn on you!

    The Hake Report, Thursday, May 7, 2026 AD

    * (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer, Coffees, Supers

    * (0:05:03) 🎶 Hey, guys!

    * (0:07:24) 🪙 Jesse coin

    * (0:10:14) 🗞️ Hake news…

    * (0:19:18) 📞 Jeff, OH, re: Trump; N & G words; Italian immigrants

    * (0:26:20) J: Ethics: Aristotle democracy, Phileo; Weakness

    * (0:30:46) 📞 William 7: FBI raid VA Sen; Fraud Tsar; Hormuz

    * (0:35:07) W7: Hake courting Disrupters; Running off callers

    * (0:37:04) 📞 Josh, GA: Pavlov moments: N—, Pot. Patience.

    * (0:40:53) J: white are black best friends

    * (0:44:42) J: Houses built to fail…

    * (0:46:27) J: 50 mins not too long; Fighting unnecessary

    * (0:52:16) 🚫 Tory

    * (0:52:31) 📞 Maze: Happy Jacks turn! Prosecutions, Epstein, Spending

    * (1:04:39) 📞 Tory: Kristin Smart…

    * (1:15:39) 💬 Supers/Coffees 🎶 ‘08 “Lift Every Voice”; 1968 definition

    * (1:26:32) 📞 Jermaine: NFL Stefon Diggs, not guilty, live-in personal chef

    * (1:34:43) 📞 Brady: South Canada hockey; Somalis in Great Lakes?

    * (1:38:58) 📞 Alex: Politically homeless, groups; NJF agent for Dems

    * (1:45:56) A: Trump grade?

    * (1:47:31) 🗣️ Brady: Mall of America in MN; Pray? Spiritualist…

    * (1:50:59) 📞 Rick: Gas prices, CA, Trump

    * (1:53:40) 💬 Coffee: Strength is not physical; Bye!

    🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/7/hake-thu-5-7-26

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  • Strange Ideas of 'Fairness' | HAKE Wed 5-6-26

    Strange Ideas of 'Fairness' | HAKE Wed 5-6-26
    2026/05/06

    South Africa farm attacks: “Fair,” but not right? Israel’s special treatment: Don’t be jealous! Hake’s disagreers: “metiche,” disruptors.

    The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 6, 2026 AD

    * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    * (0:05:13) 🗞️ RIP Ted Turner

    * (0:10:48) 🎶 Hey, guys!

    * (0:12:40) 📞 Ronnie, not John, KY: Direct questions?

    * (0:15:47) R: Not right, but fair: SA farm attacks; Rabbit got the gun

    * (0:21:10) 📞 Zenny: Jewish History Month, Randy Fine

    * (0:24:40) Z: Israel, anti-BDS laws, Settlements

    * (0:38:52) Z: Anti-Semitism laws, honoring Jewish people

    * (0:43:31) Z: … Stronger worldly tactics

    * (0:46:19) 📞 Bobby: Ancient Israel, Palestine, Rome

    * (0:51:46) B: South Africa, nice country. Grievances in history

    * (0:58:06) B: Alligator bait! Birthrate decline across the West

    * (1:04:09) Palestine, Israel

    * (1:05:20) 💬 Coffees: Eric, Cee Tee, Anthony on glossolalia

    * (1:11:22) 📺 Paula White, angels from Africa…

    * (1:13:48) 📞 Clare: Kristin Smart case

    * (1:19:57) 📞 Maze: Interpret this! Walgreens closing. Africa, Palestine, women

    * (1:29:10) 💬 KMike mocking Hake, Popcorn home school, God’s conquests

    * (1:37:17) 📞 Jaime: FBA news; “understand” or subvert? “Friendly” until…

    * (1:41:30) J: Farm attacks, “fair”? “Metiche.” Disruptors. Injustice.

    * (1:46:44) 📞 William III: Getting stuck. Mismanagement. Iran.

    * (1:51:46) 📞 Rick: Iran, gas not coming down?

    * (1:54:15) Outro

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  • Hake Admits Being in a Cult?! 🇺🇸 | Tue 5-5-26

    Hake Admits Being in a Cult?! 🇺🇸 | Tue 5-5-26
    2026/05/05
    “We are slaves” in Marxist America, say boomers (Hake’s favorite). Trump critic confronts Hake: “Are you in a cult?” Caller witnessed “tongues” firsthand.The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 5, 2026 AD* (0:00:00) Confused Start* (0:10:00) YT start / Disclaimer* (0:12:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:14:30) 📞 David, Ocala, FL: Birds, Happy Gilmore* (0:16:40) American bondage; Regulation, Cars, Houses* (0:24:00) Y&T “Masters and Slaves”: Do you obey or rule?* (0:26:15) Ronnie & John, KY: same person?* (0:28:55) “N-word” drama — attitude* (0:35:45) 📞 Zenny, Canada: Cult for Trump?* (0:42:30) Pardons; Prices up; Wait and see…* (0:51:30) If Trump did it…* (0:55:10) They made him give his daughter!* (0:57:48) …Proper credit for Trump, domestic vs foreign* (1:04:57) 📺 Trump: Bullet proof vest? Don’t think about…* (1:07:42) 📺 Trump: I don’t care if they’re bad people!* (1:11:06) 💬 Super: Harmony a part of the Pro-Trump Cult* (1:12:30) 📺 Trump cognitive test* (1:14:44) 💬 Inventions, Maze, etc.* (1:17:54) 📞 William 7, part Jewish, Trump, King, Land* (1:22:32) I witnessed tongues: Seemed real.* (1:26:02) VFW… 35th Freemason friend* (1:27:53) 📞 Allen, MI: Marxist property taxes; Poor construction* (1:37:10) Don’t seek a wife; Arranged marriage* (1:40:49) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn: Obama cognition? Cesar off* (1:43:27) 📞 John, TX: Oil, Venezuela, Iran attacked neighbors* (1:51:08) 📞 Joel, FL: Cinco de Mayo social media: If we quit tacos…* (1:54:00) Outro🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/5/hake-tue-5-5-26📝 SUBSTACK: 🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/5/jlp-tue-5-5-26📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT)🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.📼 VIDEO: 3D YT / YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (non-3D / Alt)🎧 PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast AddictNOTESSHORT: Trump says he doesn’t know if he ‘can handle looking 20 pounds heavier’ - YouTubeIG: The Death of AIPAC & Rise of America First … May 2nd 2026SHORT: Trump Says He Aced Cognitive Tests, Questions Obama’s Ability - YouTube Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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  • Each Time You Turn a Doorknob, Remember… | Mon 5-4-26

    Each Time You Turn a Doorknob, Remember… | Mon 5-4-26
    2026/05/04

    No need to explain yourself or give time to “crybabies,” but I do, alas. Is Trump “tweaking” right now, for Israel, and hurting America? A black man invented the doorknob?

    The Hake Report, Monday, May 4, 2026 AD

    🕰️ TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    * (0:03:01) News…

    * (0:05:57) 🎶 Hey, guys!

    * (0:07:43) 📞 Coco: “Love language”: “helping”

    * (0:11:18) I couldn’t listen about “N-word” convo

    * (0:11:56) 💬 Eric: Who is Art, why explain yourself?

    * (0:15:26) 💬 Popcorn: Obama interpretation, Grok

    * (0:29:04) 📞 Brady: Trump pulling troops; Obama transformation

    * (0:34:25) Israel 2030, will we cut them off?

    * (0:40:09) 📞 Ryan: Rude. Trump anti-Christ?

    * (0:47:00) Trump tweaking

    * (0:48:43) Ever been in jail? Epstein cameras, guards

    * (0:54:51) No one controls Trump

    * (0:57:30) 📞 Alex: Projection; Trump dream: Baphomet Ark, Solomon’s Temple

    * (1:05:29) Dream means something?

    * (1:07:28) No Anchor Baby!

    * (1:08:19) 📞 Brandi, HI: White, Indigenous, Colonists… Out of Africa?

    * (1:14:24) If they invented and taught us everything…

    * (1:16:29) 📞 Chuck: NJ accents

    * (1:18:08) Venezuelan oil, not the best… Processing …

    * (1:24:35) Broaden fossil fuels AND renewables

    * (1:26:42) Nuclear? What about bio weapons? Mad at Trump Iran war

    * (1:33:11) Wish for energy abundance portfolio; Trump, OPEC

    * (1:38:15) Off the gold standard

    * (1:38:46) 📞 Maze: black inventions: Doorknob, Iron… John Hanson

    * (1:44:29) 📞 Jeff, LA: European homes, streets, fuel, different worlds

    * (1:47:34) 💬 YT Supers

    * (1:50:44) 💬 Coffees… no time for response!

    * (1:56:08) Outro — NO ANCHOR BABY

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