Thirty active Minnesota Vikings players. Two luxury houseboats on Lake Minnetonka. Eighty to a hundred sex workers flown in from Atlanta and Florida. High school and college kids working the charter crew. A woman named Kathy Howe whose lawn got used as a restroom on the way to the dock. Forty-five minutes on the water before the captains turned around. And when the boats came back in, the police were already waiting, because Kathy Howe had already called them.

Total fines from Hennepin County: $5,000. Daunte Culpepper paid zero. The head coach was fined more for scalping his Super Bowl tickets the year before than the players were fined for any of this.

Kevin and Jeff cover the full story of the 2005 Minnesota Vikings Love Boat Scandal - from the rookie money that bankrolled it, to the attorney's courtroom description of what happened on those boats, to the fines, to Fred Smoot asking, "why was that ever a story?" on Reddit ten years later.

The organization: Fred Smoot and Bryant McKinney didn't want "local talent" because local talent would start rumors. So, they brought in workers from out of state, which nearly added a trafficking charge on top of everything else.

The execution: Al and Alma's Charter Cruises. Two boats. The captains turned around after 45 minutes. Some of the crew were high school kids. The attorney's description of what occurred in the common areas is entered into the record.

The legal aftermath: Smoot and McKinney each fined $1,000 by Hennepin County. Culpepper's charges dismissed entirely, a judge ruled there was insufficient evidence crew members were directly offended by his specific actions. NFL fines were higher, but Mike Tice was still fined more for scalping Super Bowl tickets than any of his players were fined for this.

The quotes: Mewelde Moore's "Sex? Come on, I'm engaged" defense. Fred Smoot's "please don't turn on the black light." Smoot on Roger Goodell: "I'd have been banished from the league."

The footnotes: Darren Sharper — free safety on that 2005 roster, later agreed to an 18-year federal sentence for rape and sex trafficking across multiple states. Zygi Wilf bought the team instead of Vince McMahon. Brock Lesnar tried out for the Vikings the year before. And one of the boats was eventually sold, refurbished, and operated as a tour boat — complete with framed Culpepper and McKinney jerseys on the walls.

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Darko Miličić was number one. Everyone gets that. But can you name the pitcher drafted third overall who never threw a single inning in the majors? The closer drafted first overall with a 100 mph fastball who threw an octopus? The Heisman winner Joe Theismann said the Lions would be committing a travesty if they passed on — who still couldn't survive the NFL?

Welcome to training camp. Kevin and Jeff work through the top ten Detroit sports busts of all time — all sports, all eras, and a few honorable mentions that will genuinely hurt if you lived through them.

The list covers:

Darko Miličić: The #2 pick in the 2003 NBA Draft, selected one spot after LeBron James. The most famous bust in modern draft history, and somehow not even the most painful entry on this list.

Charles Rogers: Detroit Lions receiver. Three seasons. Broken collarbone twice. Off-field problems. Gone before 25.

Jeff Okudah: #3 overall to the Detroit Lions out of Ohio State. Injury-shortened tenure. Kevin doesn't think he belongs this high.

Matt Anderson: A rare #1 overall pick in MLB — a closer with a legendary 100 mph fastball. The arm didn't hold.

Kyle Sleeth: #3 overall in the 2003 MLB Draft out of Wake Forest. Projected to anchor Detroit's rotation. Underwent Tommy John surgery. Never pitched a single inning in the majors.

Andre Ware: The Heisman Trophy winner from the University of Houston. Joe Theismann said it would be a travesty if the Lions passed on him. They didn't. It was anyway.

Reggie Rogers: #7 overall to the Detroit Lions in 1987. Two sacks in 11 games. Convicted of negligent homicide after a motor vehicle accident at the end of his rookie year.

Filip Zadina: Detroit Red Wings. #6 overall in 2018. Never became what he was supposed to be.

Mike Williams: Detroit Lions receiver. Kevin thinks he should be higher.

Honorable mentions: Eric Ebron (the tight end Detroit could have used on Aaron Donald or Mike Evans), Chuck Long (the Iowa quarterback who never translated), Jahvid Best (injuries, not failure — Kevin pushes back on this one), and Terrion Arnold, who didn't make this list yet — but give it a year.

Four episodes in the can. July 14th is coming.

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Patrick Kane punched a cab driver over 20 cents. Pat McAfee was arrested shirtless and soaking wet at 2am trying to break into the wrong car. One guy was arrested over 100 times. Another had no pants, no underwear, nothing. Five clues. Five athletes. Can you name them?

The Halls of Mediocrity launches July 14th, the second show from the Archive Podcast Network. In this preview clip, Kevin and his brother Jeff run a training camp drill: five clues, a running clock, and Jeff doing his best to identify the perp before time runs out.

Clue #1 - NFL Running Back: A career backup who never started more than four games in a season, arrested at Barry University for breaking into a dorm room and using a woman's laundry basket as a toilet.

Clue #2 - NHL, Three-Time Stanley Cup Champion: One of the most recognizable names in the sport, arrested in Buffalo at 5am for punching a cab driver in the face over a 20-cent fare dispute.

Clue #3 - MLB Gold Glove Second Baseman: A .254 career hitter pulled over in Tampa with seven cans of beer, a gram of cocaine, and leaving the scene of an accident. Police could not administer a field sobriety test at the side of the road. You'll understand why when you hear the clue.

Clue #4 - NBA Backup Point Guard: Played for six teams in ten years. Never averaged more than eight points a game. Arrested over one hundred times in his life. Best known as a Phoenix Sun.

Clue #5 - NFL Punter: Found shirtless, soaking wet, at 2am, trying to break into a car that wasn't his. Told police he thought it was. Now one of the most prominent media personalities in sports.

Jeff gets four out of five. Kevin gives him a solid B. July 14th is coming.

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OJ Simpson is number one. Lance Armstrong is number four. And somehow Aaron Hernandez didn't make the top ten. The Halls of Mediocrity launches July 14th — and this is how we do research.

The Halls of Mediocrity is a new show from the Archive Podcast Network covering the athletes whose careers ranged from average to genuinely great — and whose lives off the field ranged from embarrassing to criminal to legitimately unforgivable. Hosted by brothers Kevin and Jeff Hall, the show takes a hard look at the falls from grace that sports fans never quite got over, and some they probably forgot about entirely.

In this trailer, Kevin and Jeff work through a quiz: the top 10 falls from grace in professional sports history, according to one article they found on the internet. A few are obvious. A few are genuinely surprising. And at least two of them belong higher on the list. The conversation covers OJ Simpson (#1), Joe Paterno (#2), Pete Rose (#3), Lance Armstrong (#4), Ben Johnson (#5), Marion Jones (#6), Tiger Woods (#7), Tonya Harding (#8), Michael Vick (#9), and Roger Clemens (#10) — plus a dishonorable mentions list featuring Aaron Hernandez, Oscar Pistorius, Chris Benoit, Jerry Sandusky, Gilbert Arenas, Lenny Dykstra, Ben Roethlisberger, and a notable omission that both of them find genuinely baffling.

(How is Mike Tyson not in the top ten?)

This is the show. Sports, crime, and the athletes who had everything and lit it ablaze!

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Welcome to The Halls of Mediocrity! The podcast that finally gives the backup quarterbacks, the .248 hitters, and the can't-miss prospects who missed their moment in the spotlight.

Brothers Kevin and Jeff Hall launch the newest show on the Archive Podcast Network with a conversation that goes exactly where you'd expect. From the 1984 Detroit Tigers' unsung heroes to the Bad Boy Pistons, from Dennis Rodman's loaded shotguns in the Palace parking lot to the traveling circus of 1980s professional wrestling, this trailer is a taste of what's coming.

The Hall brothers aren't just here to talk stats. A .252 average isn't going to blow anybody's socks off — but a couple of DUIs and a crack cocaine conviction? Now you've got a show.

Every episode profiles a professional athlete whose career, post-career, or both went spectacularly sideways. The mediocre, the overhyped, the forgotten, and the ones who somehow found their way back. It's going to be fun. It's going to be serious. And some of it is going to be genuinely hard to hear.

But rest assured — it will never be boring.

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