Why, oh why, is Josh in the Emergency Room... was he playing hooky? Mike tells us his "sugar cheats" (be sweet!) and we get down to brass tacks on grammar that matters. Plus? A visit with the Metrorail conductor.

"Everybody gets their feelings hurt. Some people need to get their feelings hurt sometimes.”

It's Holy Week and it's Maunday/Holy Thursday... so let's have the EGGS. Yes, today is what you have been waiting for... THE EGGTACULAR! Mike and Josh and Robb, cracking dozens of raw eggs on their heads, because you asked for it! Plus, Mike the cook, SCTV, the casino algorithm, men in war, and "faith is good". Now, please hand me that towel.

We offer you no pranks per se... but we do discuss pranks of the past and the "Fool's Rules". You can play head-games with a pitcher. Why is it fun to lie? Why is Josh at an Art Show? Robb recommends things to avoid... and remember 12 to a box.

It's a comedy extra! Josh and Robb get to sit down with Comedian/Actor/Good Guy Adam Ferrara and talk about the current status of stand up and how it got there. Plus, the comedic magic of families... and the Venus de Milo joke. Enjoy, and check out Adam at the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse this weekend. www.adamferrara.com

He is... THE ENTREPRENEUR. Plus, some thoughts on alcohol and going to meetings. THE LENO LAW! Plus, life with dogs and printin' & shippin'. Watch out for Big Toilet!

It's just a story of a boy and his printer (CRASH!). Robb is on steroids, Josh loves his baseball, and Mike is shopping with the youngsters. Plus, Tiger, fobbs, Rob Schnider... and please buy a Holy Week egg.

"Klaatu Barada Nikto"