Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. Episode 6.

This week: Matt's unpopular opinion that soccer is the spaghetti bolognese of sports, Henry's elaborate scheme of sneaking into Qantas business class, a soccer riot at a Uruguay vs Argentina game with actual moats around the pitch, Matt sneaking from C section to the front row at an AC/DC concert, Fliss getting backstage at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and getting a high five from Flea, the origin stories of "cut the mustard" and "basket case", dancing in Brazil vs dancing in Australia, Matt turning up to boxing training with his shorts inside out and no undies, and Matt's invention that'll save your pocket space forever.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 — Matt's unpopular opinion: soccer is the spaghetti bolognese of sports

02:30 — The spaghetti bolognese tangent

04:00 — Why soccer became the biggest sport in the world

10:30 — Henry's story from a Uruguay vs Argentina soccer riot

13:30 — Fish and chips are also overrated

16:00 — Henry's elaborate scheme to sneak into Qantas business class

22:00 — The moral debate: is sneaking into business class OK?

25:30 — Matt and Nado sneaking from C section to the A section at AC/DC

27:30 — Fliss getting backstage at Red Hot Chili Peppers and high-fiving Flea

29:30 — The old fella on the plane trying to give Em snakes lollies

31:30 — "Cut the mustard" (Tim/Kondo's explanation)

33:00 — "Basket case" (it's from WWI and it's grim)

34:00 — The nosebleed section debate (and the Hilltop Hoods misunderstanding)

37:00 — Why Brazilians dance sober and Aussies need 15 beers

39:30 — Matt at boxing training with no undies and his shorts inside out

42:00 — Matt's invention: ditch the keyring, take the fob

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Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. Episode 5.

This week: a listener wrote in to tell us beef fingers already exist (Ronan Leach reckons they're called sausages — we strongly disagree), McDonald's car park eating etiquette, Matt's swag in a Sydney park ending in a 3am torch from the cops, the time Matt threw a sour Skittle and hit our teacher Murph in the eye, drawing d*** on Dave's shaved head and calling him d***head for an entire year, the great rock star vs sports star debate, longevity escape velocity, and the slightly terrifying question — would you actually commit to staying married for 500 years?

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 — A listener reckons beef fingers already exist

03:00 — McDonald's car park eating etiquette (and why people ruin it)

05:30 — Waking a sleeping bloke at Milsons Point with the horn

06:00 — Grimace, mascots, and when a town becomes a city

07:30 — Matt took his swag to Sydney and slept in a public park

11:30 — Year 8 Class 8-4 — the requested deep dive

13:00 — The "F*** You " microphone incident

14:00 — The sour Skittle that hit Murph in the eye

15:30 — Cupcaking and "I will not pollute the classroom"

17:00 — Drawing d**** on Dave's head (an entire year of this)

18:30 — Is book club a strictly female sport?

20:30 — Matty Johns in Japan pretending to be Conor McGregor's brother

23:00 — F1, Monaco, and the Lewis Hamilton x Kim Kardashian effect

28:00 — Untapped athletic potential and rich-man sports

29:00 — The first CDs we ever bought (Teenage Dirtbag, Fergie's "The Duchess")

31:00 — The rock star vs sports star debate

36:00 — Why a song outlives a Super Bowl pass

39:30 — Longevity escape velocity explained

41:00 — Would you actually stay married for 500 years?

43:30 — Colin the Chinese hatchery worker (65 looked 35)

47:00 — Em's phone "brick" device

48:30 — Beefy fingers — the homework assignment

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Two cousins, no agenda, weekly. Episode 4.

This week: Jock's wedding RSVP got hijacked by a guy we're calling Barry Sly, Matt's update on the upcoming charity fight (the dress code is COCKTAIL), a Japanese girl bowed to Matt at a zebra crossing in the rain, a grandfather picked up the wrong kid from daycare, Matt tried to flip a free grand piano off Gumtree and it didn't end well, got bogged trying to illegally dump green waste in Sydney, Henry's barramundi farm mort run disaster in Darwin, the rainbow spew Matt cleaned up at Macquarie Centre cinemas, and why blokes physically cannot make friends at the park.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 — Jock's wedding RSVP gag (allegedly from Barry Sly)

02:00 — Matt's inappropriate rent payment descriptions

04:30 — An anonymous donation comment Pang would like to delete

06:00 — Matt's "if you ask for money, you don't dictate the strings" rule

07:00 — Charity fight update — dress code cocktail, VIP tables sold out

09:30 — The adrenaline dump (and Matt's 2019 fight)

11:00 — Teaching Hugo (5) to box

12:30 — Japanese girl bowing at the zebra crossing in the rain

14:00 — The toddler who escaped onto a busy intersection

15:00 — The grandfather who took home the wrong kid from daycare

16:30 — Matt's free Gumtree grand piano hustle ("you're a fuckhead")

20:00 — Getting bogged dumping green waste in Sydney

23:00 — Henry's uni gambling bonus bet hustle

25:00 — Cleaning shit graffiti in Kings Cross with a garden hose

26:30 — Hospital workers protesting their foreman by, well…

27:30 — Henry's barramundi farm mort run disaster in Darwin

30:30 — Scrubbing grout with bleach and getting life advice

31:30 — The pub spew-then-serve vicious cycle

32:00 — Hiding in Cinema 11 to watch Clash of the Titans in 3D

34:30 — Why blokes can't make friends at the park

40:00 — Mal vs. the wheelchair bloke at the supermarket

41:00 — Matt's small-town tunnel vision strategy at IGA

43:30 — Getting recognised at the footy by a fan of Matt's videos

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