In this episode, Mark’s “simple detour” to Belgium spirals into a full travel saga—missed warnings, broken elevators, 200‑beer menus, medieval torture chambers, and a $24 bus ride that smells like ambition and upholstery. Ghent slaps his soul upright, Brussels tests his diplomacy skills (mint‑based), and Amsterdam humbles him with bikes, canals, and a tattoo attempt that fate personally cancels. With Esperanza as the straight woman and Mark as the chaos engine, this episode dives into travel psychosis, questionable decisions, and the moment a beer‑bottle‑opener magnet becomes the universe’s final answer.