On a mission to visit 100 countries: Country 98: How to count monkeys, fixing broken glasses in Galle, beachy stuff, meeting elephants, tea picking in beautiful Ella, Sri Lankan bus-driving etiquette.

On a mission to visit 100 countries: 97. Avoiding donkey-rides in Petra, floating in the Dead Sea, drinking in the oldest bar in the world (possibly). Oh and getting shot at - on a train through Mars.

Funky Athens, delaying a ferry on the island of Andros, swimming around an old woman, free drinks from a Greek, the acropolis, Zeus. On a mission to visit 100 countries: Still on country 96.

A look around Bob Marley's house, a chat with a DJ (with 6 kids and 6 baby-momma's), rafting with Shaggy. Plus: Are Jamaicans the worst drivers in the world? On a mission to visit 100 countries, it's time for country 96.

On the run from tourists in Thailand, I visit often-overlooked Wang Nam Khiao. Then the most tourist-filled street in Thailand for great noodles and shit comedy. On a mission to visit 100 countries, happily stuck on 95.

Exploring the world’s biggest religious site, an island of coconut palms and beaches, and getting chased by angry dogs. Again. On a mission to visit 100 countries, happily stuck on 95.

Silicon chips, law-abiding people, cartoon cat warning signs, stinky tofu and chanting in temples. Also: I get my beer stolen by someone on the run from the police.

Part two and we finally hit a beach. We meet a one-legged bar owner from England and his Filipino wife. We learn about Filipino culture, corruption and criminality. Lots of the other C-words too.