Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a about the false death announcement of the world's oldest tortoise, how a toilet on the Artemis II spaceship was fixed mid flight, a diaper wearing monkey who tried to break into a house, why a woman who had sex with twins can't figure out which one is the dad, and Australia honoring the "succulent chinese meal" sound clip

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a big cat stuck in a recliner, a guy who got laundry detergent instead of a $3200 graphics card, why Possum's love Selena Gomez Oreo's, how a CEO lost big in court after relying on ChatGPT, and why scientists are suggesting there's no such thing as a shark

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about soccer fans unplugging a refs video monitor, a tourist suing over salsa that was too spicy, raccoons learning to pick locks for treats, runners churning butter with their bodies while they run, and hundreds of french onion dip containers being sent to random businesses

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about how human brain cells learned to play the video game 'Doom', how the arena buzzer kept going at an NBA game for 12 minutes, why Chimpanzees are really into crystals, why a bear penis will remain on the Bernese coat of arms, and United Airlines being allowed to kick passengers off for not wearing headphones

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a guy training his dog to dump trash illegally, German tourists who tried to create a floating ice sauna, the grocery store freezers going viral for their ambient drones, a man who accidentally gained control of 7,000 robot vacuums, and a Japanese city council who received gold bars to fix the cities pipes

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about how Italy's 'Lovers Arch' collapsed on Valentine's Day, why a guy brought a live alligator to Bourbon St. during Mardi Gras, how an Irish women's eyes turned alien green after putting in eye drop, how audiophiles were duped during an experiment, and how a country recognized insect as having legal rights

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a home sold without the knowledge of the owner of the buyer, a Raisin Cane's facing eviction over the chicken finger odor, an opera audience that got rowdy after the tenor fell ill, a Chinese woman who caused multiple car accidents after doing feng shui on some traffic mirrors, and a study on how a "fish disco" could save 90% of marine life

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Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about an Olympics ice skater who uses a 'Minions' remix as his on ice music, a guy who snuck into a Little Caesar's and started making pizza's, why Olympic ski jumpers are injecting their dicks to fly further, why people started preaching on a British Airways flight for three hours, and the boxer who got his hair system knocked off during a fight

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