Have you ever lined up 10 half finished bottles of malt vinegar on your mantlepiece?

In this weeks episode we continue out chat with special guest Harri Dobbs as we get into the the nitty gritty of his relationship with his dad from his last dad touch, his favourite dad touch memories, down to the bizarre ways he keeps in dad touch with Bobbert Dobberts. We also discuss Harri being frozen out of the family group chat, Bob's tone over text, and the time he electrocuted himself drilling into live electrical wiring.

At the top of the show, Joe goes on a biblical feature length dad rant about the recent bodying he received at the Turkish barbers, while Harri and Max share their haircut horror stories, and we also discuss the time we saw a man with ten (10) half finished bottles of malt vinegar on his mantlepiece, and what his whole deal is/was.

Finally, we include a word from our sponsors for this episode: Spam - the nation's favourite canned ham clan. **

ABOUT OUR GUEST: Harri Dobbs (@dobbsisfunny) is a Welsh comedian who hosts 3 podcasts: Didn’t Ask (answering Hypothetical questions), The Justin Timberthon (watching everything on Justin Timberlake’s IMDB) and newly minted Super Sentguys (watching the first and last episode of every series of Super Sentai - https://www.instagram.com/supersentguys/). And surprisingly he also has a life.

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Are you a son-of-a-cum-man?

Regardless of how you answered that question, we've got a treat in store for you as we welcome everyone's favourite worm-boy homunculus to the pod: HARRI DOBBS!

In this episode, Harri tells us the father figures of his father figure: Bob Dobbs (or Bobbert Dobberts for short) - a surprisingly strong, unproblematic King who loves budweiser, does some sort of job with cars alongside mostly Japanese men, and is the number one suspect in the JFK assassination. Harri also tells us about his parents' first date and stories of going to the gym with his dad.

We also discuss a recent gig we all attended together, where we realised we're a bunch of Balamory boys in a world overrun by Peppa Pig children who are always on their dang phones.

Finally, Harri unveils his new comedy character and shows off his Powerpuff Girls abilities.

Vince Vaughn gets brought up quite a lot, as well.

ABOUT OUR GUEST: Harri Dobbs is a Welsh comedian who hosts 3 podcasts: Didn’t Ask (answering Hypothetical questions), The Justin Timberthon (watching everything on Justin Timberlake’s IMDB) and Super Sentguys (watching the first and last episode of every series of Super Sentai). And surprisingly he also has a life.

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Music by: Gino Dada

Mother knows best! Or does she?

Let's find out as we once again get mummy-fied in the Mother's Day special episode! This time, we discuss the mum-bers of Max's mum: Meriel, a moth-loving, beekeeping mother-of-three who's been known to eat and leave no crumbs from time to time. Max recounts memories of navigating primary school while his mum worked there (and the difficulty of her office being on the way to the head teacher's), the time she wrangled a runaway horse, and the time she nearly gave her own father a knuckle sandwich after he kicked a wasps nest. Max also talks about spending quality time with Meriel; helping her tend to her bees and to tick a big thing off her bucket list: a capybara experience. We also discuss Meriel's passions for teaching city kids about nature, TV shows about cops and movies about dudes with shiny heads driving cars real fast & furious, plus Joe gets worried that her interest in moths might lead to the flying insects taking dominion over humans.

We also discuss the big day itself and the reason we're all here: Mother's day. What are our traditions, how important actually is it to our mums, how does the experience of an only child compare to that of the youngest of three? What day is it this year?

Mums come under the microscope as we discuss how mums love being rude to their children, calling strangers fat and how they find it kinda funny if their child commits blasphemy or sacrilege at school.

Some big breakthroughs happen in this episode: Joe realises that he's an awful son and that society would collapse without mums doing the admin, and Max realises that his brother and sister-in-law are Chinese, and that he doesn't have a curious mind. Plus, we finally decide whether Jane or Meriel would win in a fight, and Max reveals his Rodney Dangerfield impression.

Capybara experience: https://themeadowswildlifepark.co.uk/product/capybara-encounter/

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