If you were a clock, what time would you be?

Would you rather have an ear for a tongue or tongues for ears?

Should tree marriage be legalized in the United States?

How many squirrels could you take in a fight (they are flying squirrels)?

Would you rather have a nose that glows brighter the more tired you are, or ears that play the Wii Shop Channel music whenever you're in a high-stress situation?

What’s the worst sound to hear in a library?

Would you rather make every surface in the world a little bit bouncy, or quadruple gravity?

If evolution had one more “patch update,” what feature would be most game-breaking?

Would you rather have to begin every conversation with “Let me paint you a picture” or end it with “fade to black”?

If you had to replace… you know what. No.

Which one of us has the best eyebrows?

Would you press a button that gives you $100,000, but you randomly become naked for one minute a month?

If you were to make national news, do you think it’s more likely to be for something remarkably good you did, or something horrific?

What would you do if a bald eagle took your child?

Would you rather get shot in the head, but you fully recover within a year, OR every bathroom you walk into is carpeted?

If you were a teacher what subject would you want to teach?

What invention do you hope to see at the Benson Tech Show?

Is it cooler to vape or smoke cigarettes?

Should Claude be able to vote? How much Claude?

If you had to replace all of these stupid, long-running bits that I will NEVER give up with something else, what would it be?

If you could meet the guy from a word — like Tom from “tomfoolery” or Luke from “lukewarm” — who would you wanna hang out with?

Do you think the tooth fairy would pay for other things?

If humans had tails, what do you think pants would be like?

Would you press a button that lets you live forever but you look 80 years old?

How ethical is it for food delivery drivers to steal a fry?

Let’s say, just hypothetically, the moon introduced a subscription. Call it Moon+. What’s the maximum price you’d pay for Moon+?

If you had to replace all of the raccoons in the world with something else, what would it be?

If you woke up with a raccoon in your car and it said "Drive," how far do you get before asking questions?

Would you rather only be able to lie or only be able to tell harsh truths?

What is Biden up to nowadays?