1. If you were a clock, what time would you be?

2. Would you rather have an ear for a tongue or tongues for ears?

3. Should tree marriage be legalized in the United States?

4. How many squirrels could you take in a fight (they are flying squirrels)?

5. Would you rather have a nose that glows brighter the more tired you are, or ears that play the Wii Shop Channel music whenever you're in a high-stress situation?

6. What’s the worst sound to hear in a library?

7. Would you rather make every surface in the world a little bit bouncy, or quadruple gravity?

8. If evolution had one more “patch update,” what feature would be most game-breaking?

9. Would you rather have to begin every conversation with “Let me paint you a picture” or end it with “fade to black”?

10. If you had to replace… you know what. No.

1. Which one of us has the best eyebrows?

2. Would you press a button that gives you $100,000, but you randomly become naked for one minute a month?

3. If you were to make national news, do you think it’s more likely to be for something remarkably good you did, or something horrific?

4. What would you do if a bald eagle took your child?

5. Would you rather get shot in the head, but you fully recover within a year, OR every bathroom you walk into is carpeted?

6. If you were a teacher what subject would you want to teach?

7. What invention do you hope to see at the Benson Tech Show?

8. Is it cooler to vape or smoke cigarettes?

9. Should Claude be able to vote? How much Claude?

10. If you had to replace all of these stupid, long-running bits that I will NEVER give up with something else, what would it be?

1. If you could meet the guy from a word — like Tom from “tomfoolery” or Luke from “lukewarm” — who would you wanna hang out with?

2. Do you think the tooth fairy would pay for other things?

3. If humans had tails, what do you think pants would be like?

4. Would you press a button that lets you live forever but you look 80 years old?

5. How ethical is it for food delivery drivers to steal a fry?

6. Let’s say, just hypothetically, the moon introduced a subscription. Call it Moon+. What’s the maximum price you’d pay for Moon+?

7. If you had to replace all of the raccoons in the world with something else, what would it be?

8. If you woke up with a raccoon in your car and it said "Drive," how far do you get before asking questions?

9. Would you rather only be able to lie or only be able to tell harsh truths?

10. What is Biden up to nowadays?

1. If you were a camp counselor, what would your name be?

2. Would you rather only crab walk to travel, or only do the worm to travel?

3. With only the items you currently have on you, how many hours could you survive in the deep woods?

4. Would you rather trade lives with your pet or with someone else at the table for 24 hours?

5. How many flamingos would make a wedding suspicious?

6. There’s a button that ends world hunger. How much money to NOT press it?

7. You find a fully intelligent, English-speaking rat in your room. It offers to pay rent. What’s your rent price?

8. If you had to replace all of the papers in the world with something else, what would it be?

9. How much screen time did you have over the past week and what could you have done better with that time?

10. Which planet should we remove from the solar system?

How AJ Taught Me To Be A Man

1. What would you do if there were 20,000 black widows in your room?

2. Would you date someone who claps when the plane lands?

3. Is it better to be a giant among tiny people or a tiny person among giants?

4. Would the Founding Fathers respect you?

5. Is it weirder to shower three times a day or once every three days?

6. If you had to replace all of the teeth in the world with something else, what would it be?

7. Would you rather have to announce “I AM GOING TO SNEEZE” 30 seconds before every sneeze, or have to clap aggressively every time someone else sneezes?

8. If you could make any mythical creature real — like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster — which one would you choose?

9. If you woke up and everyone on Earth was gone except for you and Caden, what’s the very first thing you guys are doing?

10. How should you eat a kiwi?

S3E20 - 2/23/2026

1. If your inner monologue had a smell, what would it be—and when did it first start fermenting?

2. If gravity worked emotionally instead of physically, what person, object, or memory would you orbit against your will?

3. What conspiracy theory would you invent about yourself just to make your life feel more cinematic?

4. If your laugh were legally classified as a weapon, what would be the warning label?

5. Which mundane object in your house do you suspect is quietly judging you the most, and what’s its main complaint?

6. If you had to replace your handshake with a small performance art piece, what would you do?

7. What’s a hill you would absolutely die on… that no one else even knows exists?

8. If your childhood self could audit one current habit of yours, what would they file under “deeply suspicious”?

9. What would your villain origin story be if it started with something completely trivial (e.g., a slightly under-toasted bagel)?

10. If aliens are observing you specifically as “the most average human,” what behaviors are they misinterpreting as ritual?

S3E18 - 2/17/2026

1. Is Epstein’s DNA in the COVID shots?

2. Which President would be the best at Fortnite?

3. Do you think the Sun thinks it’s superior to other stars?

4. If you see a guy in a full tuxedo at a Taco Bell, is he winning or losing at life?

5. You’re peeing in a urinal and you see a $100 bill in the urinal. Are you taking it?

6. If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same — so how many do you have to kill to make the math work?

7. Follow up question. If you were a serial killer, what would your “gimmick” be to make you stand out?

8. If you had to replace all of the Cadens in the world with something else, what would it be?

9. If you were a medieval peasant and I showed you a Flamin' Hot Cheeto, would you die instantly or think I was a God?

10. If you were a centaur, would you sleep in a bed or a stable?

S3E17 - 2/12/2026

1. How long would you have to be peeing before you’d call 911?

2. What type of puzzle piece would you want to be — edge, middle, or corner?

3. If you rubbed a lamp and a genie came out, but the genie was a cow and your three wishes had to all be milk related, what would you wish for?

4. Would you press a button that gives you unlimited drinks, but you vibrate slightly all the time?

5. What’s the most powerful form of MrBeast?

6. If humans had the colors of the rainbow as their skin tone, which colors would be the oppressors and who would they be racist to?

7. What’s the most height you could lose overnight before you’d be sure something was wrong?

8. Would you rather have nipples for fingers or fingers for nipples?

9. Do you think that shooting a bullet feels good for the gun?

10. If you had to replace all of the plays in the world with something else, what would it be?