S3E31

1. Would you rather have been on this podcast more or less than you were?

2. Of all of the guests we’ve had on Basement Banter, who will end up the most successful?

3. What is Caden’s ultimate fate?

4. Would you rather never be able to listen to Basement Banter again or get $10 million dollars?

5. What’s the most famous person you think has listened to Basement Banter?

6. In a fight to the death, who in this room would be the last standing?

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S3E30 - 5/20/2026

1. If somebody handed you $800,000 and said it's because you're ugly, would you accept it?

2. If you had a fursona what animal would it be?

3. You’re in charge of planning 9/11 2 but there’s 21 pilots this time. Which 21 iconic American landmarks would you target?

4. Would you rather fight a hundred 100-year-olds or ten 10-year-olds?

5. If you had to add another sport to the Super Bowl, that they’d have to play at the same time, what would it be?

6. A button exists that ends world hunger permanently, but every time you press it you age five years instantly. How many times do you press it?

7. Would you rather be the world's greatest expert at something nobody cares about, or be slightly above average at everything?

8. You have to pick somebody else at this table to be your public defender in a murder trial. You are innocent but the evidence is bad. Like, it doesn’t look good for you. Who are you picking and why?

9. A stranger offers you $1,000,000 but they pick a random contact from your phone who you’re never allowed to contact ever again. Do you accept it?

10. How long would you have to own a boat before you felt comfortable referring to yourself as "a boat guy"?

1. What’s the scoop?

2. There’s a button. When you press it, $100 million is hidden somewhere in the United States. You have 1 year to find it. If you don’t find it, you die. Once a week, you will be given your exact distance from the money, but not the direction. Do you press the button?

3. Would you rather have the power to double jump, or the power to stop time for 15 seconds per day?

4. If we skipped a day and nobody else noticed, would you let it be known?

5. Would you rather know the exact day you die but never the cause, or know the exact cause but never the day?

6. You gotta fight some geese. It has to be done. But you have two options: one goose that has been training its whole entire life specifically to fight you, or 10 geese that have little to no fighting experience. Which one are you fighting?

7. If you got that food machine from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, what kinda food are you making it rain?

8. Would you rather always feel fully rested after you sleep, but every day, at a random time, you’re teleported into a random spot in the ocean for 15 seconds, OR you can walk on water but will always be a bit exhausted?

9. Would you rather get shot in the leg with a paintball gun every day, or have to shoot one of your friends once a week?

10. If all of the houses in the world had to be built out of a food, what would you build them out of?

1. If you were a clock, what time would you be?

2. Would you rather have an ear for a tongue or tongues for ears?

3. Should tree marriage be legalized in the United States?

4. How many squirrels could you take in a fight (they are flying squirrels)?

5. Would you rather have a nose that glows brighter the more tired you are, or ears that play the Wii Shop Channel music whenever you're in a high-stress situation?

6. What’s the worst sound to hear in a library?

7. Would you rather make every surface in the world a little bit bouncy, or quadruple gravity?

8. If evolution had one more “patch update,” what feature would be most game-breaking?

9. Would you rather have to begin every conversation with “Let me paint you a picture” or end it with “fade to black”?

10. If you had to replace… you know what. No.

1. Which one of us has the best eyebrows?

2. Would you press a button that gives you $100,000, but you randomly become naked for one minute a month?

3. If you were to make national news, do you think it’s more likely to be for something remarkably good you did, or something horrific?

4. What would you do if a bald eagle took your child?

5. Would you rather get shot in the head, but you fully recover within a year, OR every bathroom you walk into is carpeted?

6. If you were a teacher what subject would you want to teach?

7. What invention do you hope to see at the Benson Tech Show?

8. Is it cooler to vape or smoke cigarettes?

9. Should Claude be able to vote? How much Claude?

10. If you had to replace all of these stupid, long-running bits that I will NEVER give up with something else, what would it be?

1. If you could meet the guy from a word — like Tom from “tomfoolery” or Luke from “lukewarm” — who would you wanna hang out with?

2. Do you think the tooth fairy would pay for other things?

3. If humans had tails, what do you think pants would be like?

4. Would you press a button that lets you live forever but you look 80 years old?

5. How ethical is it for food delivery drivers to steal a fry?

6. Let’s say, just hypothetically, the moon introduced a subscription. Call it Moon+. What’s the maximum price you’d pay for Moon+?

7. If you had to replace all of the raccoons in the world with something else, what would it be?

8. If you woke up with a raccoon in your car and it said "Drive," how far do you get before asking questions?

9. Would you rather only be able to lie or only be able to tell harsh truths?

10. What is Biden up to nowadays?

1. If you were a camp counselor, what would your name be?

2. Would you rather only crab walk to travel, or only do the worm to travel?

3. With only the items you currently have on you, how many hours could you survive in the deep woods?

4. Would you rather trade lives with your pet or with someone else at the table for 24 hours?

5. How many flamingos would make a wedding suspicious?

6. There’s a button that ends world hunger. How much money to NOT press it?

7. You find a fully intelligent, English-speaking rat in your room. It offers to pay rent. What’s your rent price?

8. If you had to replace all of the papers in the world with something else, what would it be?

9. How much screen time did you have over the past week and what could you have done better with that time?

10. Which planet should we remove from the solar system?

How AJ Taught Me To Be A Man

1. What would you do if there were 20,000 black widows in your room?

2. Would you date someone who claps when the plane lands?

3. Is it better to be a giant among tiny people or a tiny person among giants?

4. Would the Founding Fathers respect you?

5. Is it weirder to shower three times a day or once every three days?

6. If you had to replace all of the teeth in the world with something else, what would it be?

7. Would you rather have to announce “I AM GOING TO SNEEZE” 30 seconds before every sneeze, or have to clap aggressively every time someone else sneezes?

8. If you could make any mythical creature real — like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster — which one would you choose?

9. If you woke up and everyone on Earth was gone except for you and Caden, what’s the very first thing you guys are doing?

10. How should you eat a kiwi?