Just when we thought it was safe...

Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Barry Graham talk “nothing” goals, baffling substitutions, Porro’s positioning, Romero’s shuffling and whether Micky has lost a yard.

There’s also the small matter of the pre-match hype and whether it iserved only to heap pressure on the boys and inspire the opposition.

With 30 points from 31 games and Igor still searching for a league win, this has to be the end of his tenure. Surely?

Room 101, a Churchill impression, a cod-Scottish accent (and a real one) and loads of passion.

Bleak, baffled, but still here. Therapy for Spurs fans.

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Kevin Acott & Simon Lipson discuss:

- The Atletico masterclass

- Imperious Archie

- Tricky Tel, rock-solid Radu, sparkly Simons

- Bergvall back and firing

- Forest six-pointer

Quick therapy for Spurs fans.

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Simon Lipson is joined by Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Lee Brown to pick through another very Spursy week.

First up: the Atlético Madrid horror show, Kinsky's studless boots, Igor ’s icy touchline snub.

Then a look at the gritty draw with Liverpool — signs of life, or just another brief flicker?

With a huge game against Nottingham Forest looming, we ask whether Spurs can finally produce two decent performances in a row.

Plus: Vinai throws Levy under a fleet of buses, conspiracy theories, Room 101, and there are tales of mistaken identity to rival Igor's random bald man cuddle.

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