Just when we thought it was safe...

Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Barry Graham talk “nothing” goals, baffling substitutions, Porro’s positioning, Romero’s shuffling and whether Micky has lost a yard.

There’s also the small matter of the pre-match hype and whether it iserved only to heap pressure on the boys and inspire the opposition.

With 30 points from 31 games and Igor still searching for a league win, this has to be the end of his tenure. Surely?

Room 101, a Churchill impression, a cod-Scottish accent (and a real one) and loads of passion.

Bleak, baffled, but still here. Therapy for Spurs fans.

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Kevin Acott & Simon Lipson discuss:

- The Atletico masterclass

- Imperious Archie

- Tricky Tel, rock-solid Radu, sparkly Simons

- Bergvall back and firing

- Forest six-pointer

Quick therapy for Spurs fans.

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Simon Lipson is joined by Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Lee Brown to pick through another very Spursy week.

First up: the Atlético Madrid horror show, Kinsky's studless boots, Igor ’s icy touchline snub.

Then a look at the gritty draw with Liverpool — signs of life, or just another brief flicker?

With a huge game against Nottingham Forest looming, we ask whether Spurs can finally produce two decent performances in a row.

Plus: Vinai throws Levy under a fleet of buses, conspiracy theories, Room 101, and there are tales of mistaken identity to rival Igor's random bald man cuddle.

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Wolves won as many home PL games in a week as we’ve won since April 2025. Where's the next point coming from? Should we embrace relegation?

Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Dave Bradshaw pick through the debris.

The Red Card Club: Micky follows Romero into the changing room showers. Is his mind mush? Are the players scared by the scrutiny? Is there a mental health issue?

The Great Escape: Solanke to Newcastle, Vic to Italy - anywhere will do - Micky to Barca. Will it be a transfer window or a closing-down sale?

The "Bring Back the Gilet" Blueprint: Do we need Redknapp, Sherwood and Van der Vaart back in the building to remind this lot what the badge actually means?

Room 101: Dom’s gloves, Porro’s performative badge-thumping.

Plus an epic volley of expletives from Julie and a 6/10 Ange impression. Not to be missed.

Analysis, laughs, irreverence, therapy.

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Kevin and Simon with their visceral response to the horror show against Palace.

Do the players care enough? Are they trying? Igor fitting square pegs into round holes again. Is there a way out?

It's straight from the heart.

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This week we attempt to deconstruct 90 minutes of absolute vapidity. From “Flappy” launching a free kick into the Thames to Gallagher’s invisibility cloak and Solanke playing so deep he was almost buried.

Host Simon Lipson is joined by f-bomb flinger Julie Welch, eternal optimist-with-a-funeral-face Kevin Acott, and Spurs support group debutant Peter Willis.

On the agenda:

• The match: a study in nothingness.

• Tel and Richy tried. The rest?

• Igor Tudor’s “complex problems”

• Another disallowed goal for the conspiracy theorists.

• Would relegation at least make season tickets cheaper?

• And we scrape the barrel for genuine positive.

Plus: stupid tweets, one sensible one, and a lovely review.

If you’re clinging to Forest and West Ham doing us a favour, this one’s for you.

Hope springs eternal. Sort of.

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Simon Lipson and Kevin Acott discuss:

- Gooners drubbing aftermath

- Igor hinting at deeper problems

- Porro, Danso back - will that help?

- Conspiracy theories

- Fulham

Irreverence, dodgy predictions, therapy.

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This week, we dissect the 4-1 mauling that felt less like a NLD and more like a roadside accident.

Who played well? Tough one. Who didn't? Easier. Igor's fiirst match in charge was like Thomas's last. Plus ca change. But he's got a whole 11 games to put things right.

Was Micky being disrespectful again? Have the players subconsciously downed tools? Why should they put their faith in a journeyman firefighter?

More Room 101 to lighten the tone, plus some intensely stupid tweets to feast on.

Simon Lipson hosts Spurs journalistic legend Julie Welch, and Rob White, son of Spurs footballing legend John. Together they wrote The Ghost of White Hart Lane and boy, we could use his talent now.

Strap in. It's Nice One Cyril.

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