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🚨STICKS OF BUTTER, KITKAT HEISTS, & THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN HISTORY!🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we try to figure out if April 15th is secretly the most important day to ever exist… and somehow end up talking about stolen candy, pocket watches, gas prices, and why “bi-weekly” is a word that should’ve been stopped at the border.

We kick things off with a breakdown of some of the biggest historical events to ever happen on this day: Lincoln’s assassination, the Titanic sinking, Jackie Robinson changing baseball forever, insulin becoming available, and even the first McDonald’s opening. So naturally, we ask the question no historian has dared to ask… is this the GOAT date in history?

From there, things get appropriately stupid.

We uncover why jeans have that tiny useless pocket, which leads to a story about buying a pocket watch off the side of a highway like a 10-year-old with no survival instincts.

Then the real chaos kicks in:

• The absolute strangest place you could find a stick of butter
• Whether “bi-weekly” means twice a week or once every two weeks (and why everyone is wrong)
• Guessing prices from 1989 and realizing inflation is a scam
• Complaining about gas prices like responsible adults
• Try Not To Laugh (and fail immediately)

We also touch on sports chaos, including Tiger Woods headlines and what Masters champions actually win, before diving into games like Guess Who and Guess the Movie from a single word… which goes about as well as you’d expect.

We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about what society pretends is normal and the most unhinged requests people have received doing OnlyFans… and yeah, it gets weird.

It’s history, weird news, dumb games, economic complaints, and two guys connecting dots that absolutely don’t need to be connected.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, random knowledge, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from the Titanic to butter placement in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU REALIZE APRIL 15TH IS CURSED 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:19 – IS TODAY THE MOST SIGNIFICANT DAY EVER?
7:42 – HIGHWAY ROBBERY
9:42 – STRANGEST PLACE TO FIND A STICK OF BUTTER
12:10 – IS BI-WEEKLY TWICE A WEEK OR ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS?
14:45 – GUESS THE PRICES FROM 1989
20:35 – COMPLAINING ABOUT GAS PRICES
25:21 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH
30:35 – JUST D.U.I. IT
32:00 – WHAT DO MASTERS CHAMPIONS WIN?
37:51 – GUESS WHO?
53:21 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WORD
59:14 – “FROM” ON PRIME VIDEO
1:03:22 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:07:44 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT’S SOCIALLY ACCEPTED BUT INSANE?
1:15:54 – ASK REDDIT: MOST UNHINGED ONLYFANS REQUESTS
1:20:41 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:22:24 – OUTRO

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🚨 INVISIBLE EYELIDS, HARRY BOT-TER & THE DUMBEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL TAKE SERIOUSLY 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate our guest Joe’s birthday the only way we know how… by immediately asking questions that no sane person has ever needed answered.

We kick things off with classic chaos:
Would you rather have grass for hair or butterfly wings for ears?
If you were invisible… could you see through your eyelids?
And if flying only worked at 4 mph, are you still taking it?

From there, things get aggressively stupid in the best way.

We debate whether Spider-Man is actually sticky or if it’s just the suit doing all the work, question if dogs lick us because they know we’re just walking skeletons, and try to figure out what nationality a baby has if it’s born mid-flight over the ocean.

Naturally, this leads into important discussions like:
What are people from Belize called?
What was Captain Morgan’s first mate’s name?
And why Apple Notes has become the collective brain for three grown adults who can’t remember anything.

Things escalate when David reads a completely unhinged Harry Potter chapter written by a bot, and a fake political debate generated after feeding a bot hundreds of hours of real ones. Both are somehow more coherent than expected.

From there it’s pure chaos:
• Guess the Movie from Shrimp (yes, really)
• A brutal Easter candy debate involving Starburst jelly beans
• Morbid but hilarious reflections on people from high school
• Chris getting personally offended that someone owns Red Dead Redemption 2 and hasn’t played it

We wrap it up with Try Not To Laugh, Pour Choices, and AskReddit questions about who will still be famous in 200 years and what the male equivalent of having no skills and turning to soliciting is.

It’s absurd hypotheticals, pop culture debates, and three guys confidently answering questions that should’ve been ignored.

If you like comedy podcasts with ridiculous energy, dumb games, weird science questions, and conversations that make you question everything… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU START QUESTIONING YOUR OWN EYELIDS 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:12 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE!
5:00 – GRASS HAIR OR BUTTERFLY WING EARS?
6:58 – CAPTAIN MORGAN’S FIRST MATE DEBATE
7:43 – INVISIBLE EYELIDS QUESTION
9:41 – FLYING AT 4 MPH (WORTH IT?)
10:50 – IS SPIDER-MAN STICKY, OR IS HIS SUIT STICKY?
12:36 – WHY DO DOGS LICK US?
13:40 – BORN IN TRANSIT
17:45 – DON’T STOP BELIZEAN
19:03 – BLITZ SPORTS MEDIA
21:29 – APPLE NOTES
25:51 – HERMIONE HAS FORGOTTEN HOW TO DANCE
37:05 – TRUMP VS BIDEN – BOT SHOWDOWN
38:38 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE SHRIMP
45:45 – EASTER CANDY HOT TAKE
47:28 – SOMETHING REALLY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN
51:51 – THE PLAYSTATION PAPERWEIGHT
55:04 – DREAMING OF A FANTA-SEA
56:32 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH
59:50 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES­­
1:01:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHICH PERSON ALIVE RIGHT NOW WILL STILL BE FAMOUS IN 200 YEARS?
1:09:19 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE MALE EQUIVALENT OF TURNING TO PROSTITUTION?
1:14:57 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:18:14 – OUTRO

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🚨 FLAG FOOTBALL, BED BUGS & WHAT CAME FIRST, THE ORANGE OR THE ORANGE? 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with a fake ad for a fitness app designed for guys who grunt when they stand up… and somehow end up with flag football controversy, evolutionary debates, and one of the worst travel stories you’ll ever hear.

We kick things off revisiting an old take where Chris confidently said a professional flag football team wouldn’t stand a chance against NFL players… only for reality to absolutely embarrass him. Team USA didn’t just win… they dominated, and now we all have to sit with that.

From there, things unravel fast.

We debate whether buying a bigger bed gives you more or less bedroom, question the origin of the color orange, and try to figure out how an onion in Chris’s pantry turned into something that looks like it’s plotting against him.

Then it gets weird in the best way:

• If humans go extinct… do we just come back again eventually?
• Chris finally receives his long-lost terrarium (after getting refunded… somehow)
• A Venn diagram game that makes no sense until it suddenly does
• Guessing movie villains based only on their eyes
• Geography trivia that goes exactly as poorly as expected

David also recaps his 2-year anniversary trip to Crystal River, where he swam with manatees… and then immediately got attacked by bed bugs like it was a horror movie DLC. This somehow leads into stories about shingles at 21 and a literal island where aggressive monkeys were exiled in the 1960s.

We also cover:
• A 3D printed flexi manatee
• The passing of Chuck Norris
• An April Fools strategy so lazy it might actually work
• Guessing movies from quotes (and getting all of them wrong except the right one)
• AskReddit questions about jobs you’d never do and secrets people can finally reveal

It’s sports debates, travel disasters, dumb games, conspiracy-level questions, and two grown men trying to understand basic concepts like colors and onions.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop culture trivia, and stories that go from wholesome to horrifying in seconds… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE BED BUGS SPREAD 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
0:43 – DADBOD+ PREMIUM (FAKE AD, REAL PAIN)
2:13 – FANATICS FLAG FOOTBALL CLASSIC
8:29 – MORE OR LESS BED ROOM?
9:22 – A MATTRESS BUILT FOR A KING
15:35 – THE ORIGIN OF THE COLOR ORANGE
18:33 – THE MUTANT PANTRY ONION
20:02 – WOULD HUMANS EVOLVE AGAIN?
21:24 – THE LITTLE TERRARIUM THAT COULD
29:08 – VENN-DIAGRAM GAME
36:41 – GUESS THE VILLAIN FROM THE EYES
44:49 – 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
49:51 – DON’T LET THE BED BUGS BITE!
54:24 – MONKEY ISLAND: EXILED CHAOS
55:44 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK
57:37 – GEOGRAPHY TRIVIA
1:03:28 – R.I.P. CHUCK NORRIS
1:05:01 – APRIL FOOLS!
1:08:39 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:11:47 – MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY
1:17:53 – ASK REDDIT – JOBS YOU’D NEVER DO
1:22:01 – ASK REDDIT – NDA SECRETS REVEALED
1:29:19 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:32:18 – OUTRO

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