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Pour Choices Show

Pour Choices Show

著者： David & Chris
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Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.

We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about.

Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation.

Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.

Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.

© 2026 Pour Choices Show
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  • #122 THERE 18 MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS

    #122 THERE 18 MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS
    2026/06/10
    How’s Our Driving?🚨MISSING CATS, OBNOXIOUS DUBBING & THE MOST UNNECESSARY GUEST LIST IN PODCAST HISTORY🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from a missing neighborhood cat and a suburban alligator sighting to foreign-language television, abandoned golf courses, bizarre time-capsule realizations, and the continued collapse of Chris’s missing putter investigation. We kick things off with a story about a friendly neighborhood cat that suddenly appeared on missing posters, while David casually reveals that his neighbors had an alligator wandering through their yard. Because apparently Florida suburbs are just nature documentaries with property taxes.From there, things immediately get uncomfortable.We reminisce about the National Geographic magazines everyone somehow remembers from elementary school, ask what an audience would scream at the screen if our lives were movies, and debate the logistics of holding a funeral when only one arm is recovered at sea. Naturally, that leads to time capsules. David realizes the time capsule his fifth-grade class buried in 2000 was probably dug up almost immediately when the school was demolished, which raises another important question: what exactly qualifies someone as a time-capsule expert? Then Chris gives the latest update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga. The investigation is mostly dead, hope is fading, and he has responded to this defeat in the most financially responsible way possible: buying a brand-new custom putter.Things only get more chaotic from there:• Why eBay auctions are basically NBA playoff games• The absurdity of reserve prices• A complete list of every expert we’ve said we need to bring onto the podcast• A compilation proving that adding “na na na” to a song makes it a banger• Guessing sports-team cities from their nicknames• An “If You’re Happy and You Know It” trap remix• The Lil Wayne Lyric Draft• A deeply unnecessary parody of a Five Gum commercial• Games that make us wish we were 10 again We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about what makes people feel fancy and the one song you would use to prove you have good taste in music.It’s neighborhood wildlife, internet nonsense, nostalgic debates, dumb games, and two grown men asking questions no reputable expert would willingly answer. So, if you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird hypotheticals, pop-culture arguments, parody commercials, and conversations that go from alligator sightings to Lil Wayne lyrics without warning… you’re in the right place.👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE NEED TO GET A TIME-CAPSULE EXPERT ON 👇Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 4:02 – MISSING CATS & SUBURBAN ALLIGATORS 7:24 – NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE MEMORIES 8:59 – WHAT WOULD THE AUDIENCE YELL AT YOUR LIFE MOVIE? 10:24 – THE ONE-ARM CASKET QUESTION 11:32 – THE LOST FIFTH-GRADE TIME CAPSULE 14:37 – THE MISSING PUTTER INVESTIGATION IS MOSTLY DEAD 16:56 – EBAY AUCTIONS ARE NBA PLAYOFF GAMES 20:32 – OUR EVER-GROWING GUEST LIST 27:38 – THE ABANDONED GOLF COURSE LEGAL BATTLE 29:45 – WHY DO LANDLORDS LEAVE BUILDINGS EMPTY? 30:57 – THE “NA NA NA” BANGER COMPILATION 33:37 – GUESS THE SPORTS-TEAM CITY FROM ITS NICKNAME 37:27 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 40:06 – “IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT” TRAP REMIX 43:35 – THE LIL WAYNE LYRIC DRAFT 51:07 – THE FIVE GUM PARODY COMMERCIAL 53:43 – DEEP-TISSUE MASSAGE DAMAGE & SURPRISE GLASSES 57:53 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WORD 1:02:05 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? 1:07:18 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:08:39 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL FANCY? 1:13:14 – ASK REDDIT: ONE SONG TO PROVE YOU HAVE GOOD MUSIC TASTE 1:16:55 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:18:00 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:19:32 – OUTROCheck Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1Follow us on Socials:Instagram: @PourChoicesShowFacebook: /PourChoicesShowTikTok: @PourChoicesShowX: @PourChoicesShow#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #MovieTrivia #MusicDraft #LilWayne #InternetCulture #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife #NostalgiaSupport the show
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  • #121 IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING

    #121 IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING
    2026/06/03

    How’s Our Driving?

    🚨NFL WARS, ADAM SANDLER MOVIES, & PRICE MATCHING A LARCENY CHARGE 🚨

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we tackle some of life’s most important questions... like why cheating is called cheating, whether judges are allowed to practice law, and if you can legally argue a lower price after being arrested for grand theft.

    We kick things off with a debate that immediately gets us into trouble: would you rather be a Democrat or a woman? Then David follows it up with a joke about pandas that somehow manages to offend multiple demographics simultaneously. Strong start.

    From there, things only get more ridiculous.

    Chris gives an update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga, proving once again that the internet remains undefeated when it comes to separating people from their money. We also discuss how the placement of a single italicized word can completely change the meaning of a sentence, which is probably the most educational thing that happens all episode.

    Then we go down the rabbit hole:

    • Why jetpacks still aren’t everywhere
    • Whether you can "price match" your way out of a felony
    • If sitting judges can still practice law
    • Why Quora never answers the question you actually clicked on

    Naturally, we also squeeze in some completely normal activities like:

    • Guessing Adam Sandler movies from his face
    • A Three Blind Mice trap remix nobody asked for
    • Building the ultimate all-time NFL team from random franchises
    • And the most important sports question of all: if every NFL team became its mascot and went to war, who wins?

    We wrap it up with unbelievable facts, everyday bits people use in conversation, and a paper-folding fact that makes exponential growth feel like black magic with office supplies.

    It’s sports, weird legal questions, internet scams, random trivia, and two grown men treating ridiculous hypotheticals with the seriousness of a Supreme Court hearing.

    If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, sports debates, bizarre facts, and conversations that go from jetpacks to felony loopholes in under ten minutes… you’re in the right place.

    👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE TITANS DEFEAT THE JETS 👇

    Chapters

    00:00 – INTRO
    03:33 – WHY DO THEY CALL IT “CHEATING”?
    06:57 – WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DEMOCRAT OR A WOMAN?
    10:23 – WHAT SUCKS ABOUT BEING A PANDA?
    11:25 – GUESS THE COWORKER’S NAME
    14:17 – THE MISSING PUTTER UPDATE
    24:54 – THE IMPORTANCE OF ITALICIZED WORD PLACEMENT
    27:27 – WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE HAVE JETPACKS?
    34:53 – CAN YOU PRICE MATCH GRAND THEFT?
    38:52 – CAN A SITTING JUDGE PRACTICE LAW?
    40:50 – WHY QUORA IS USELESS
    44:51 – THREE BLIND MICE TRAP REMIX
    47:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER
    52:53 – BUILD THE ULTIMATE ALL-TIME NFL TEAM
    59:31 – NFL MASCOT BATTLE ROYALE
    1:03:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    1:06:15 – ASK REDDIT: UNBELIEVABLE FACTS
    1:11:02 – FOLDING PAPER TO THE MOON
    1:12:02 – ASK REDDIT: BITS YOU USE IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION
    1:16:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:20:04 – OUTRO


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  • #120 DOUBLE D'S GET DEGREES

    #120 DOUBLE D'S GET DEGREES
    2026/05/27

    How’s Our Driving?

    🚨NINJA TURTLES, BARKING DUCKS & CHRIS GETTING SCAMMED… AGAIN! 🚨

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate Episode 120 the only way we know how… by debating biblical ages, barking ducks, pancake identity crises, and how many seagulls would need to appear in your bedroom before you assumed someone was targeting you psychologically.

    We kick things off by asking Joe what he’d do with a completely free 120 minutes, before immediately spiraling into a discussion about his new ducks… which apparently don’t quack so much as bark like tiny feathery intruders.

    Then things get aggressively stupid.

    David confidently tries tying the significance of Episode 120 to Noah living 120 years… only to discover Noah allegedly lived to almost 950 and it was Moses who hit 120. Which somehow makes this podcast feel less educational than originally intended.

    From there, we tackle the important questions:
    • Why were TURTLES chosen to be ninjas?
    • What animal has the longest tongue?
    • If you mix vanilla and chocolate soft serve, do both flavors survive?
    • And if pancake batter goes into a waffle maker… what exactly comes out?

    Naturally, this leads into complete chaos.

    We debate the single app you’d keep forever, blind-rank various “11s,” and eventually Chris joins the show to reveal he got scammed AGAIN… this time by dropping off his $500 Scotty Cameron putter on a random persons porch that he thought was a refinishing company, only to realize it was basically sent into the void.

    Then the internet nonsense begins:
    • “I LOVE YOU” trap remix
    • Ruining famous movies by adding one word
    • Guessing movies in 10 words or less
    • AskReddit questions about outdated problems younger people never experienced
    • Adult responsibilities everyone is secretly improvising
    • And what an “OK, Boomer” digital assistant would actually say

    It’s nostalgia, dumb debates, scams, movie games, and three grown men confidently analyzing things nobody should ever overthink.

    If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, internet humor, and conversations that somehow go from ducks to biblical history in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.

    👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE SEAGULLS SHOW UP 👇


    Chapters

    00:00 – INTRO
    0:32 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A FREE 120 MINUTES?
    4:37 – IF IT BARKS LIKE A DUCK
    7:32 – MOSES’ ARK
    10:24 – THE LONGEST TONGUE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM
    12:09 – WHY DID THEY PICK TURTLES TO BE NINJAS?
    13:09 – HOW MANY SEAGULLS BEFORE YOU’RE SUSPICIOUS?
    14:36 – WHAT’S IN YOUR LIFE MUSEUM GIFT SHOP?
    16:56 – DOES CHOCOLATE/VANILLA SWIRL ACTUALLY WORK?
    18:30 – PANCAKES VS WAFFLES IDENTITY CRISIS
    20:20 – ONE APP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
    25:56 – BLIND RANK 11’S
    32:06 – WELCOMING BACK OUR COHOST
    34:05 – CHRIS GOT SCAMMED AGAIN
    45:33 – ­“I LOVE YOU” TRAP REMIX
    50:57 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD
    56:51 – GUESS THE MOVIE IN 10 WORDS OR LESS
    1:01:45 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT: PROBLEMS YOUNGER PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND
    1:12:19 – ASK REDDIT: ADULT THINGS YOU’RE STILL WINGING
    1:17:35 – ASK REDDIT: “OK, BOOMER” DIGITAL ASSISTANT
    1:19:48 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:21:51 – OUTRO


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