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🚨STICKS OF BUTTER, KITKAT HEISTS, & THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN HISTORY!🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we try to figure out if April 15th is secretly the most important day to ever exist… and somehow end up talking about stolen candy, pocket watches, gas prices, and why “bi-weekly” is a word that should’ve been stopped at the border.

We kick things off with a breakdown of some of the biggest historical events to ever happen on this day: Lincoln’s assassination, the Titanic sinking, Jackie Robinson changing baseball forever, insulin becoming available, and even the first McDonald’s opening. So naturally, we ask the question no historian has dared to ask… is this the GOAT date in history?

From there, things get appropriately stupid.

We uncover why jeans have that tiny useless pocket, which leads to a story about buying a pocket watch off the side of a highway like a 10-year-old with no survival instincts.

Then the real chaos kicks in:

• The absolute strangest place you could find a stick of butter
• Whether “bi-weekly” means twice a week or once every two weeks (and why everyone is wrong)
• Guessing prices from 1989 and realizing inflation is a scam
• Complaining about gas prices like responsible adults
• Try Not To Laugh (and fail immediately)

We also touch on sports chaos, including Tiger Woods headlines and what Masters champions actually win, before diving into games like Guess Who and Guess the Movie from a single word… which goes about as well as you’d expect.

We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about what society pretends is normal and the most unhinged requests people have received doing OnlyFans… and yeah, it gets weird.

It’s history, weird news, dumb games, economic complaints, and two guys connecting dots that absolutely don’t need to be connected.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, random knowledge, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from the Titanic to butter placement in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU REALIZE APRIL 15TH IS CURSED 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:19 – IS TODAY THE MOST SIGNIFICANT DAY EVER?
7:42 – HIGHWAY ROBBERY
9:42 – STRANGEST PLACE TO FIND A STICK OF BUTTER
12:10 – IS BI-WEEKLY TWICE A WEEK OR ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS?
14:45 – GUESS THE PRICES FROM 1989
20:35 – COMPLAINING ABOUT GAS PRICES
25:21 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH
30:35 – JUST D.U.I. IT
32:00 – WHAT DO MASTERS CHAMPIONS WIN?
37:51 – GUESS WHO?
53:21 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WORD
59:14 – “FROM” ON PRIME VIDEO
1:03:22 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:07:44 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT’S SOCIALLY ACCEPTED BUT INSANE?
1:15:54 – ASK REDDIT: MOST UNHINGED ONLYFANS REQUESTS
1:20:41 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:22:24 – OUTRO

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🚨 INVISIBLE EYELIDS, HARRY BOT-TER & THE DUMBEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL TAKE SERIOUSLY 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate our guest Joe’s birthday the only way we know how… by immediately asking questions that no sane person has ever needed answered.

We kick things off with classic chaos:
Would you rather have grass for hair or butterfly wings for ears?
If you were invisible… could you see through your eyelids?
And if flying only worked at 4 mph, are you still taking it?

From there, things get aggressively stupid in the best way.

We debate whether Spider-Man is actually sticky or if it’s just the suit doing all the work, question if dogs lick us because they know we’re just walking skeletons, and try to figure out what nationality a baby has if it’s born mid-flight over the ocean.

Naturally, this leads into important discussions like:
What are people from Belize called?
What was Captain Morgan’s first mate’s name?
And why Apple Notes has become the collective brain for three grown adults who can’t remember anything.

Things escalate when David reads a completely unhinged Harry Potter chapter written by a bot, and a fake political debate generated after feeding a bot hundreds of hours of real ones. Both are somehow more coherent than expected.

From there it’s pure chaos:
• Guess the Movie from Shrimp (yes, really)
• A brutal Easter candy debate involving Starburst jelly beans
• Morbid but hilarious reflections on people from high school
• Chris getting personally offended that someone owns Red Dead Redemption 2 and hasn’t played it

We wrap it up with Try Not To Laugh, Pour Choices, and AskReddit questions about who will still be famous in 200 years and what the male equivalent of having no skills and turning to soliciting is.

It’s absurd hypotheticals, pop culture debates, and three guys confidently answering questions that should’ve been ignored.

If you like comedy podcasts with ridiculous energy, dumb games, weird science questions, and conversations that make you question everything… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU START QUESTIONING YOUR OWN EYELIDS 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:12 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE!
5:00 – GRASS HAIR OR BUTTERFLY WING EARS?
6:58 – CAPTAIN MORGAN’S FIRST MATE DEBATE
7:43 – INVISIBLE EYELIDS QUESTION
9:41 – FLYING AT 4 MPH (WORTH IT?)
10:50 – IS SPIDER-MAN STICKY, OR IS HIS SUIT STICKY?
12:36 – WHY DO DOGS LICK US?
13:40 – BORN IN TRANSIT
17:45 – DON’T STOP BELIZEAN
19:03 – BLITZ SPORTS MEDIA
21:29 – APPLE NOTES
25:51 – HERMIONE HAS FORGOTTEN HOW TO DANCE
37:05 – TRUMP VS BIDEN – BOT SHOWDOWN
38:38 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE SHRIMP
45:45 – EASTER CANDY HOT TAKE
47:28 – SOMETHING REALLY BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN
51:51 – THE PLAYSTATION PAPERWEIGHT
55:04 – DREAMING OF A FANTA-SEA
56:32 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH
59:50 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES­­
1:01:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHICH PERSON ALIVE RIGHT NOW WILL STILL BE FAMOUS IN 200 YEARS?
1:09:19 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE MALE EQUIVALENT OF TURNING TO PROSTITUTION?
1:14:57 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:18:14 – OUTRO

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🚨 FLAG FOOTBALL, BED BUGS & WHAT CAME FIRST, THE ORANGE OR THE ORANGE? 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with a fake ad for a fitness app designed for guys who grunt when they stand up… and somehow end up with flag football controversy, evolutionary debates, and one of the worst travel stories you’ll ever hear.

We kick things off revisiting an old take where Chris confidently said a professional flag football team wouldn’t stand a chance against NFL players… only for reality to absolutely embarrass him. Team USA didn’t just win… they dominated, and now we all have to sit with that.

From there, things unravel fast.

We debate whether buying a bigger bed gives you more or less bedroom, question the origin of the color orange, and try to figure out how an onion in Chris’s pantry turned into something that looks like it’s plotting against him.

Then it gets weird in the best way:

• If humans go extinct… do we just come back again eventually?
• Chris finally receives his long-lost terrarium (after getting refunded… somehow)
• A Venn diagram game that makes no sense until it suddenly does
• Guessing movie villains based only on their eyes
• Geography trivia that goes exactly as poorly as expected

David also recaps his 2-year anniversary trip to Crystal River, where he swam with manatees… and then immediately got attacked by bed bugs like it was a horror movie DLC. This somehow leads into stories about shingles at 21 and a literal island where aggressive monkeys were exiled in the 1960s.

We also cover:
• A 3D printed flexi manatee
• The passing of Chuck Norris
• An April Fools strategy so lazy it might actually work
• Guessing movies from quotes (and getting all of them wrong except the right one)
• AskReddit questions about jobs you’d never do and secrets people can finally reveal

It’s sports debates, travel disasters, dumb games, conspiracy-level questions, and two grown men trying to understand basic concepts like colors and onions.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop culture trivia, and stories that go from wholesome to horrifying in seconds… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE BED BUGS SPREAD 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
0:43 – DADBOD+ PREMIUM (FAKE AD, REAL PAIN)
2:13 – FANATICS FLAG FOOTBALL CLASSIC
8:29 – MORE OR LESS BED ROOM?
9:22 – A MATTRESS BUILT FOR A KING
15:35 – THE ORIGIN OF THE COLOR ORANGE
18:33 – THE MUTANT PANTRY ONION
20:02 – WOULD HUMANS EVOLVE AGAIN?
21:24 – THE LITTLE TERRARIUM THAT COULD
29:08 – VENN-DIAGRAM GAME
36:41 – GUESS THE VILLAIN FROM THE EYES
44:49 – 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
49:51 – DON’T LET THE BED BUGS BITE!
54:24 – MONKEY ISLAND: EXILED CHAOS
55:44 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK
57:37 – GEOGRAPHY TRIVIA
1:03:28 – R.I.P. CHUCK NORRIS
1:05:01 – APRIL FOOLS!
1:08:39 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:11:47 – MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY
1:17:53 – ASK REDDIT – JOBS YOU’D NEVER DO
1:22:01 – ASK REDDIT – NDA SECRETS REVEALED
1:29:19 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:32:18 – OUTRO

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🚨THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT, DAD JOKES & A DANGEROUS “WHAT WOULD YOU DO?” SCENARIO🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive into the power of iconic quotes, and immediately ruin it with dad jokes and life decisions that absolutely should not be crowdsourced.

We kick things off with a Dad Joke of the Day that sets the tone (low), followed by a completely unexplained PSA about loyalty. From there, we ask the important questions society refuses to answer… like what color a Smurf turns when you choke it, and what things people pretend are a choice that absolutely aren’t.

Then reality sets in.

Chris gives updates on his rapidly escalating terrarium obsession (including new moss that he’s way too excited about), while both hosts come to terms with the fact that they are pushing 40 and officially entering the “this might be it” phase of life. We also uncover that half of people can’t intentionally blur their own vision, which somehow becomes a full conversation.

Things spiral when David presents a scenario about faking your job for 8 months and finally hitting the point where you can’t fake it anymore. Do you come clean, or double down and hope for the best?

From there, it’s chaos:

• Chris self-diagnoses a growing lump behind his ear (WebMD says “probably fine”)
• Would You Rather scenarios that get uncomfortable fast
• Why grammar matters more than you think (and can accidentally propose a foursome)
• Guessing which athlete posted wild tweets (spoiler: it’s always Le’Veon Bell)
• The Catchphrase Draft, breaking down the most iconic lines in pop culture

We wrap it up with word association, unhinged AskReddit questions, and a “This Day in History” segment where Chris continues his streak of confidently incorrect guesses.

It’s pop culture, dumb games, existential panic, and a deep dive into why certain phrases stick in your brain forever.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, viral-style debates, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that somehow go from grammar to life decisions in 30 seconds… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE ONE OF THESE CATCHPHRASES GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
4:06 – DAD JOKE OF THE DAY
6:18 – “NEVER QUESTION MY LOYALTY” PSA
7:04 – WHAT COLOR DOES A SMURF TURN?
8:12 – THINGS SOCIETY PRETENDS ARE A CHOICE
10:04 – WEEKLY UPDATES
17:12 – PUSHING 40
21:07 – BLURRED VISION
22:43 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
25:59 – CYST-ER FROM ANOTHER MR.
32:19 – WOULD YOU RATHER…
38:42 – GUESS THE CHARACTER FROM THE CONCEPT ART
46:07 – WHY GRAMMAR MATTERS (A LOT)
47:46 – GUESS THE ATHLETE TWEETS
51:37 – THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT
1:00:39 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:04:39 – WORD ASSOCIATION GAME
1:07:47 – ASK REDDIT – $100M TRADEOFF SCENARIO
1:11:18 – ASK REDDIT – DATING AN IDIOT
1:17:37 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:20:04 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:24:06 – OUTRO

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🚨 GUESSING CELEBRITIES BY THEIR REAL NAMES, PERIODIC TABLE TRIVIA & THE GREATEST SIDEKICKS OF ALL TIME 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with one of the greatest guitar riffs ever written and somehow end up debating the most influential person in human history.

Chris kicks things off talking about the legendary riff from “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria, before David immediately throws him into chaos by asking him to name the Top 5 Black people of all time.

From there things spiral fast.

Chris reads David the real names of famous celebrities and forces him to guess who they are, which proves that some of Hollywood’s biggest stars had names that absolutely would not have worked on a movie poster.

We also debate the most influential person of all time, discuss why some people “run hot” like human space heaters, and revisit the universal frustration of trying to avoid conversation only to run into every neighbor in your apartment complex.

Other highlights include:
- Trying to figure out how you’d handcuff a one-armed man
- Chris proudly discussing his new Marlin 1895 Dark Series rifle like it’s 1887
- A hidden iPhone trick that explains laundry tag symbols
- Exploring the absurd subreddit r/BrandNewSentence where the internet produces phrases no human should ever say
- David guessing elements from Periodic Table symbols
- The Sidekick Draft, ranking the greatest sidekicks ever from movies, TV, and pop culture
- Chris continuing to financially spiral into the terrarium hobby rabbit hole

We also break down one of baseball’s strangest rumors involving Moises Alou, debate ridiculous injuries people have suffered, and wrap up with unwritten life rules people swear by.

It’s pop culture trivia, internet chaos, life hacks, dumb games, and two grown men arguing about science, celebrities, and sidekicks like it’s an Olympic sport.

If you like comedy podcasts with weird trivia, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop culture debates, and conversations that go from guitar riffs to history lessons in five minutes… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE SPEND MORE MONEY ON TERRARIUMS 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
1:58 – THE RIFF
3:05 – TOP 5 BLACK PEOPLE OF ALL TIME DEBATE
5:35 – GUESS THE CELEBRITY FROM THEIR REAL NAME
12:52 – WHY COME PEOPLE “RUN HOT”
16:02 – WHO IS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON EVER?
17:37 – AVOIDING PEOPLE AT ALL COSTS
21:37 – HOW DO YOU HANDCUFF A ONE-ARMED MAN?
22:35 – MARLIN 1895 DARK SERIES
28:04 – HIDDEN IPHONE TRICK FOR LAUNDRY TAGS
29:33 – r/BRANDNEWSENTENCE
34:22 – GUESSING ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
39:32 – THE SIDEKICK DRAFT
43:15 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
44:13 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE DUMBEST WAY YOU’VE BEEN INJURED?­
49:00 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S AN UNWRITTEN RULE YOU SWEAR BY?
54:32 – 9
56:20 – MONEY WELL SPENT
1:00:27 – MOISES ALOU
1:02:39 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:06:00 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:09:02 – OUTRO

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NUTTY PUTTY CAVE, HARRY POTTER SCREEN TIME & THE WEIRDEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL HEAR ALL WEEK!

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about whether gauze is secretly plural to telling one of the most disturbing real stories you’ve probably never heard… the tragedy of Nutty Putty Cave, where a man became trapped upside down in a 10” x 18” passage for 27 hours.

Naturally, after that emotional whiplash, things immediately spiral into the kinds of questions only two guys with microphones would ask each other:

· What would you yell in a crowd to find your friend without saying their name?

· Have you looked at every possible time on a clock during your lifetime?

· And if you had to drink an entire bottle of one bodily fluid… which are you picking?

Somewhere in the chaos we also revisit Little Monsters, remember the classic Nickelodeon Magazine PLEASE! commercial, and debate whether we should start collecting football cards again like it’s 1998.

Then things get nerdy in the best way when Chris tries to guess the Top 20 Harry Potter characters with the most screen time, which leads to arguments about who actually mattered in the movies and who just stood around Hogwarts looking dramatic.

We also talk about:

· Chris getting scammed by a counterfeit postage terrarium seller

· Words that only exist next to other words (like “torrential downpour”)

· The rumored disappearance of the penny

· A conspiracy that gravity might disappear on August 12th

· Supporting an employee’s dangerous caffeine addiction

· And the usual Try Not To Laugh dark jokes

It’s weird news, nostalgic pop culture, random trivia, conspiracy talk, and the kind of ridiculous hypotheticals that make you question how we function in society.

If you like comedy podcasts full of bizarre questions, pop culture debates, dumb games, and conversations that jump from horrifying cave stories to Harry Potter trivia… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE GRAVITY DISAPPEARS 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
5:09 – IS GAUZE PLURAL? CHRIS THINKS SO
6:24 – THE NUTTY PUTTY CAVE TRAGEDY
10:01 – HOW WOULD YOU FIND ME IN A CROWD?
11:25 – THE WORST BODILY FLUID CHALLENGE
12:42 – HAVE YOU SEEN EVERY TIME ON A CLOCK?
14:35 – REDISCOVERING LITTLE MONSTERS
17:11 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH (DARK JOKES)
21:23 – COUNTERFEIT POSTAGE
26:31 – SHOULD WE START COLLECTING FOOTBALL CARDS AGAIN?
28:25 – WORDS THAT ONLY EXIST WITH OTHER WORDS
31:22 – SUPPORTING SUBORDINATE ADDICTIONS
34:03 – “NICKELODEON MAGAZINE PLEASE!”
35:32 – TOP 20 HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS BY SCREEN TIME
42:42 – IS THE PENNY FINALLY GOING AWAY?
46:32 – THE GRAVITY CONSPIRACY
48:44 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
50:02 – ASK REDDIT – WOULD YOU QUIT YOUR JOB FOR $2 MILLION
53:22 – ASK REDDIT – NORMAL THINGS YOU DIDN’T REALIZE WERE WEIRD
1:01:04 – CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS
1:07:01 – OUTRO

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🚨 SECRET MALL APARTMENTS, OLYMPIC DRAMA & A $10M MALL SURVIVAL CHALLENGE 🚨
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow go from prairie dogs and boa constrictors to Winter Olympic politics, protein marketing conspiracies, and the psychological warfare that is modern grocery store layouts.

Chris kicks things off after seeing a guy with pet prairie dogs, which somehow reminds David of a stand-up bit involving a boa constrictor worn like Britney Spears at the VMAs. From there, we pivot into the U.S.A. hockey team taking gold over Canada, Olympic trivia, banned countries, and the ongoing chaos that is international competition.

Then it gets weird in the best way.

We debate what color each day of the week is, question why Snoop Dogg is selling gold coins with his own face on them, and break down whether you shop for groceries by a list or by surrendering to the store’s manipulative layout strategy. Chris also rants about protein being slapped onto every product like it’s a personality trait. Chris rediscovers a list of completely random words in his notes and has no idea what they were for. Naturally, this leads into a game of “Guess the Movie from the Wrong Characters”, where plots get explained using actors’ roles from entirely different films.

Then we dive into the Netflix documentary Secret Mall Apartment, which sets up the ultimate hypothetical:

You get $10,000,000 if you can live secretly inside a mall for 4 years without being caught. How are you pulling it off?

From there, it’s pure nostalgia chaos with The Mall Draft, picking the best stores from late 90s/early 2000s mall culture, plus AskReddit prompts about random movie quotes and unethical life hacks.

It’s Olympic trivia, mall psychology, dad jokes, secret living strategies, and two grown men deeply analyzing retail layouts like it’s national security.

If you like comedy podcasts with nostalgic energy, absurd hypotheticals, clever games, and stories that start normal and end in a hidden mall apartment… welcome home.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE MALL SECURITY CAMERAS FIND US 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
1:32 – PRAIRIE DOGS & BOA CONSTRICTORS
5:08 – U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
8:07 – WINTER OLYMPIC STATISTICS
12:13 – BANNED FROM THE OLYMPICS
15:03 – WHAT COLOR IS EACH DAY OF THE WEEK?
17:27 – GOLDD
18:21 – DO YOU SHOP FOR GROCERIES BY THE LIST OR THE WAY THE STORE IS ARRANGED?
20:41 – PROTEIN IN EVERYTHING!
23:02 – CHRIS’S CRYPTOGRAPHIC CYPHER
26:03 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WRONG CHARACTERS
29:58 – WHAT GRINDS OUR GEARS
33:29 – SECRET MALL APARTMENT
37:18 – $1,000,000 CHALLENGE
42:28 – THE MALL DRAFT
49:32 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
52:15 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A RANDOM MOVIE QUOTE THAT YOU REPEAT FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER?
59:57 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST UNETHICAL LIFE HACK?
1:10:16 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:12:21 – OUTRO

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🚨 HARRY POTTER PLOT HOLES, LIGHTNING MCQUEEN INSURANCE & PETS DOING STUPID THINGS 🚨
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start by debating whether “pronunciate” is a real word, spiral into Chris’s full-blown Crazy Plant Guy arc, and somehow end up rewriting fictional law, infrastructure, and wizarding logic with absolute confidence.

Chris gives a terrarium update that feels suspiciously like a midlife crisis in soil form, while David revisits the now-infamous 20-foot angry chicken scenario because apparently no lesson was learned the first time. The strategy still isn’t better.

We then ask the hard-hitting cultural questions no one else will touch:

• Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?
• What is the gayest piece of infrastructure?
• How many Sesame Street tattoos are you getting for $10,000 each?

Things escalate when David unveils what might be the biggest Harry Potter plot hole ever, followed by full-blown “What If?” wizard scenarios that would absolutely get us banned from Hogwarts.

From there, it’s pure chaos:

• Guess Who – Harry Potter Edition.
• Regular Guess Who.
• Would You Rather.
• The Horse Draft (which includes Mustangs, Colts, and Sarah Jessica Parker because of course it does).
• AskReddit questions about what people underestimate and the dumbest things pets have done.

It’s nostalgia, pop culture debates, dumb games, and two grown men arguing about fictional physics like it’s a congressional hearing.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, absurd hypotheticals, nerd arguments, and absolutely no conclusions… welcome home.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE A WIZARD FACT-CHECKS US 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:00 – PRONUNCIATE vs ANNUNCIATE
4:15 – CRAZY PLANT GUY
6:35 – REVISITING THE CHICKEN
8:05 – WHAT IS THE GAYEST PIECE OF INFRASTRUCTURE?
10:39 – DOES LIGHTING MCQUEEN HAVE CAR INSURANCE OR LIFE INSURANCE?
12:20 – SESAME STREET TATTOOS
15:41 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
19:36 – THE BIGGEST PLOT HOLE IN HARRY POTTER
20:37 – R.I.P. MR. KEYES
24:02 – HARRY POTTER “WHAT-IF’S”
28:54 – GUESS WHO – HARRY POTTER EDITION
35:14 – GUESS WHO
49:54 – WOULD YOU RATHER
54:41 – THE HORSE DRAFT
1:00:40 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:02:25 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS FAR MORE THAN PEOPLE REALIZE?
1:08:21 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE STUPIDEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOUR PET DO?
1:13:40 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:17:07 – OUTRO

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