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Zero Effort

Zero Effort

著者: Coline & Alex
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概要

This is the podcast we never had and probably the reason why one of us still doesn’t speak German and the other one never really learned French. We’re a German–French duo who spend a lot of time talking about words. Not to teach vocabulary, but to understand what’s actually going on underneath.


This is not a language course.

And definitely not a “how to behave” guide.


It’s about:

  • why things feel different in Germany and France
  • what we secretly admire (and don’t understand) about each others culture
  • work culture, daily life, and unspoken rules
  • and laughing at ourselves instead of taking everything too seriously

If you’re living between cultures, working in Germany, curious about France, or just enjoy honest conversations with a bit of humor and self-irony — you’re in the right place.

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Coline Bergeon & Alex Wagner
社会科学 語学学習
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  • #11 - The One Where We Realise That France And Germany Live In Different Time Zones
    2026/04/06

    This week, we tackle Coline’s absolute biggest culture shock in Germany: why on earth are Germans eating dinner at 5:30 PM?

    We dive into the completely different daily clocks of France and Germany. From the sacred 4:30 PM French snack time that pushes dinner to 9:00 PM, to how German prime-time TV starting precisely at 8:15 PM literally dictates the nation's evening schedule.

    If you’ve ever tried to grab a coffee with a French colleague or find a restaurant open at 3:00 PM in Berlin, this episode explains everything. Plus, we are officially launching our "Banger Songs to Learn German/French" Spotify playlist, starting with an indie rock classic!


    Words you’ll learn (and actually remember):

    • Le goûter (The holy 4:30 PM sweet snack break that explains exactly why French people can easily survive until a late dinner).
    • La pause café (The French coffee break—an organized, frequent social event for office gossip, not just grabbing caffeine and running back to your desk).
    • Bon vivant (The French philosophy of prioritizing pleasure over efficiency and enjoying the moment rather than watching the clock).


    Also: The Parisian magic of service continu, why the French spend their entire Sunday revolving around a poulet rôti (roasted chicken), German 8:15 PM prime time, and our very first German song recommendation ("Deiche" by Kettcar).

    New episode every Monday! Please consider leaving a 5-star review, tell us your country's TV prime time, and let us know: are you a 6:00 PM or 9:00 PM dinner kind of person? 🕰️🍗


    Check out the new playlist "Banger Songs to Learn German", our new way of helping you to get more exposure to the German language ;)

    Follow us for more


    instagram.com/hellocoline

    instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz


    tiktok.com/@hellooco

    tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz

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    39 分
  • #10 - The One Where You Learn Why This Week Dancing Is Illegal In Germany (*on one day)
    2026/03/30

    Celebrating holidays is one of those everyday things where cultural differences show up surprisingly fast. 😅

    Happy 10th episode to us! (And a massive shoutout to our listeners in Honduras for putting us in the Top 30!). In this milestone episode, we dive into the wild world of German vs. French Easter traditions. Alex tries to logically explain the German concept of a giant bunny hiding hard-boiled eggs, while Colline introduces the French reality: magical church bells that fly to Rome and drop chocolate from the sky.

    If you want to survive a long weekend in Europe, this episode is essential. We clash over the strict German "Tanzverbot" (a literal dancing ban) and why a German Sunday feels so depressing compared to a bustling Parisian weekend where the stores actually stay open.


    Words you’ll learn (and actually remember):

    • 🇩🇪 Das Tanzverbot (The dancing ban – the strict, historical German law that makes it illegal to party or play loud music in clubs on Good Friday).
    • 🇩🇪 Das Osterfeuer (The Easter bonfire – the massive village fire tradition, complete with a strict rule to protect sleeping hedgehogs).
    • 🇩🇪 Der Osterhase (The Easter Bunny – the highly illogical German delivery system that hides colored chicken eggs).
    • 🇫🇷 Les cloches de Pâques (The Easter bells – the French explanation that church bells grow wings, fly to Rome, and return to drop chocolate in your garden).
    • 🇫🇷 Le Lundi de Pâques (Easter Monday – a nice day off, but the French are jealous of the full four-day German Easter weekend).
    • 🇫🇷 Les magasins ouverts le dimanche (Sunday shopping – the glorious French concept of stores actually being open on Sundays, unlike the silent German Sonntagsruhe).


    Also: Colline’s default "meh" mood during the Berlin winter, the Australian Easter Bilby, and why you should absolutely ring the "Easter bell" to subscribe to our podcast.

    New episode every Monday! Please consider leaving a review, tell us where you are listening from, and let us know: who brings the chocolate in your country? 🔔🐰

    Follow us for more


    instagram.com/hellocoline

    instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz


    tiktok.com/@hellooco

    tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz

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    28 分
  • #9 - The One Where We Find Out If French People Are Actually Rude
    2026/03/23

    Being corrected by a stranger is one of those everyday things where cultural differences show up surprisingly fast. 😅

    In this episode, Alex is recording remotely with absolutely zero preparation (staying incredibly true to our podcast name), leaving Colline to tackle a massive internet stereotype: Are French people actually the rudest people in the world?


    We dive into why the French will relentlessly correct your pronunciation of "croissant." Plot twist: They aren't trying to be mean; they genuinely think they are helping you! We compare the notoriously grumpy attitudes of Parisians and Berliners to the sunny, friendly vibes of Southern France and Cologne. Oh, and we officially have our very first sponsor!


    Words you’ll learn (and actually remember):

    • Être pointilleux (Being overly obsessed with tiny details—like when a French person insists on fixing your accent)
    • Chipoter (Finding a tiny problem in something that is otherwise perfectly fine, usually just to start a 20-minute debate)
    • Faire la fine bouche (Acting hard to please, where saying "it's not bad" is actually the highest possible French compliment)


    Also: German expressions like das Haar in der Suppe finden (finding the hair in the soup), and why French people love to cut you off mid-sentence (couper la parole).

    New episode every Monday! Please consider leaving a review, tell us where you are listening from, and let us know: are French people rude, or just pointilleux?

    Follow us for more


    instagram.com/hellocoline

    instagram.com/alex.von.mydealz


    tiktok.com/@hellooco

    tiktok.com/@alex.von.mydealz

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    37 分
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